Sunday, August 5, 2007

The Principal Ingredient Of Bramble Jam Being...

For this seasonal recipe you will require:
1 Hampstead Heath (all ripe unto harvest).
1 delightful female friend from Brontë country.
1 kg of blackberries.
350g of eating apples.
A selection of sterilized jam jars.
Some dihydrogen monoxide.
And sugar. Lots of sugar. Mainly sugar infact.
Bring to boil, and simmer
(stirring occasionally)
until setting point is reached.
Skim, pot, cover and wait until morning.
Best before Michaelmas eve.

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