I just got back from New York City this morning. I had not been out of Montreal for that long in almost 8 months! It's nice to be back...BUT IT'S REALLY COLD OUTSIDE! I am currently wearing a a fur coat and a fur hat. You think that it's a joke but it's very likely NOT A JOKE. I can't wait to rock all my FUN FALL FASHIONS. I have missed my houndstooth pea-coat. And my giant houndstooth caftan. And my ONE PAIR OF USEFUL BOOTS. Anyone who has more than one pair of useful boots (SORELS!) is SERIOUSLY DISTURBED. Like Rebecca Demornay in The Hand That Rocks the Cradle. Anyone that looks like Rebecca Demornay in Risky Business is...SERIOUSLY HOT!!!
I am doing my laundry and then moving into the library. I have a lot of work to do. It's kind of like when you realize you have a lot of work to do and sometimes go to the library to finish it instead of going to class because you figure the minute percentage you'll lose for participation is incomparable to that which will fuck you over come December if you don't pull up your socks. It's time to to get back to the grind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvC1ijiyv1c
The most important event of the day is this...HILARY ELIZABETH YOUNG'S 4GET U TEENS CELEBRATION! My sister is 20. HIP-HIP HOORAY! I miss her and hope she has a great day. I got her tons of cool shit in New York.
Jenna and I had a super-awesome incredible time over yonder. Allison Grimaldi-Donahue and her crew were lovely hostesses. Thanks for letting me crash, man! Sexy-intimate super-exclusive by-the-time-it-gets-up-here-OLDNEWS diary of our travels to follow soon or never. I was hit with an incredible bout of investigative journalist chutzpah and so a comparative analysis of Brooklyn vs. Plateau Mount ROYAL hipsters is in the works. I made a new friend named STEFANO with a STYLE BLOG. http://www.thecolorbabyblue.blogspot.com/
Stefano is an ITALIAN STALLION with a PASSION 4 FASHION. When in Rome, you can do whatever you want. When in Florence, you should go to his store...http://www.societeanonyme.it/
They have HIP STUFF like CHEAP MONDAY JEANS (all the RAGE RAGE RAGE in Brooklyn) and MEMBERS ONLY JACKETS (all the RAGE RAGE RAGE on MONDAYS at BLIZZARTS with PAUL JOHNSTON and ADAM BECK!!!)
Adam Beck and Paul Johnston now have a blog, eventhough Adam Beck doesn't know what the internet and he "don't even have facebook!" as he is so fond of reminding the rest of us....
Nevertheless, PLEASE WELCOME: http://membersonlydjs.blogspot.com/
Anyway, it's Hilary's birthday so I decided to make her a carrot cake...
But it was REALLY HARD so I said FUGGHEDABOUDITand ATE ALL THE MARZIPAN CARROTS and WENT TO PROVIGO to GET A COOL CAKE LIKE THE KIND THAT KIDS WOULD LIKE.
They kept fucking up her name....and her age.
And her age...and her name!
They even forgot that there was ONLY ONE HILARY and not three different girls with three different names!
Hmmm...
On this day in 1775...Portland, Maine was burned by the British.
This is NOT the case TODAY.
French porno actress Mélissa Lauren turns 24 today.
Chances are, she's related to Sophia Loren. She looks AS CLASSY, if not MORE CLASSY than SOPHIA LOREN. Sophia Loren is absolutely breath-taking.
Yesterday, today and tommorow...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WoVmISXPbw
I try to be as classy as Sophia Loren on occasion. More often than not, I can be found trying to be like Grace Kelly.
It's REALLY DIFFICULT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzA0nG_PurQ
Here are some birthday gifts for Hilary before she gets all her FUN FOXY FASHION FARE in THE MAIL....
This is in honour of how FIDDLER ON THE ROOF IS A REALLY GOOD MUSICAL and how JAPAN IS A REALLY CITY COUNTRY! Slangtionary says CITY means DOPE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGoRo-nPLOM
Are Hilary and Nicola going to see Justice together on Friday night? Nope. But that's okay because...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdQNZTdM6dc
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HILARY!
SHE LIVES ON THE RUNWAY!
SHE LOOKS LIKE GISE-ELE!
BUT WITH WAY BETTER HAIR, A WAY BETTER RACK AND WAY BETTER LEGS!
Aiight, peace.
DON'T TASE ME BRO!
NICOLA JANE YOUNG
ReeeeeeeMIX!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGnhHufV-Lg
P.S. Happy Birthday to John Mayer too. You're a great musician and you look like shit with no shirt on.
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