A WHOLE NEW WORLD [ALADDIN'S THEME]

DEAR SIR,

IT'S MY STEADY'S BIRTHDAY TODAY. I MADE HIM A CARROT CAKE LAST NIGHT AND WE ATE IT AT 4 IN THE MORNING AND IT WAS DELICIOUS.

TODAY I MET MY NEW COUSIN MAX AND HE IS SMALL AND CUTE AND HAS THE PRETTIEST BLUE EYES AND THE COOLEST DINOSAUR SUIT. I'M SO JEALOUS. MY COUSIN ERICA TOOK ME OUT TO LUNCH AT AUX VIVRES. IT WAS DELICIOUS AND SHE IS A VISION OF LOVELINESS.

I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO BLACK HOLE SUN LATELY AND ALSO VARIOUS AWESOME HOLE JAMS AND TODAY I HEARD THE GOSSIP COVER AALIYAH BUT IT WASN'T AS COOL AS I HAD THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE. I LOVE THE GOSSIP, I WANT TO ROLL AROUND WITH THEM IN A BIG BED WITH SILK SHEETS. MORE THAN I WANT TO BE SWALLOWED WHOLE BY ANDREW W.K. IN ONE OF HIS POWER SHAKES. COURTNEY LOVE CAN COME TOO. IF YOU'VE EVER HEARD HER TALK ABOUT THE TIME PRINCE PHILLIP CAME OVER FOR TEA AT 3 AM, YOU KNOW WHAT HEAVEN IS LIKE. LIKE A LIAM GALLAGHER INTERVIEW...

I TOLD DEVIN THAT I DON'T THINK HE MOVES ENOUGH AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE DOESN'T THINK I WRITE ENOUGH. FOR EVERY BLOG I WRITE, HE'LL WALK AN HOUR, MAYBE WE COULD EVEN STROLL TO THE OLD PORT AND BE ROMANTIC AND IT COULD BE FUN?? HE'S WALKED MORE THAN I'VE WRITTEN BUT SO WHAT?? I'M WRITING THIS FOR HIM BECAUSE HE'S WEARING THAT PLAID SHIRT I LIKE WITH THE MAROON CARDIGAN...AT LEAST HE SAID HE WOULD. IT'S TIME TO GO DO KARAOKE AND EAT INDIAN FOOD. TODAY I HAVE AN ARTICLE IN THE LINK, I THINK. I HOPE IT DOESN'T SUCK.

REGARDS,

NIKLAUS JUNG

P.S. THE FUNNIEST WAS WHEN JONAS SAID "I HOPE YOU GET TO SEE FLEETWOOD MAC. EVEN THOUGH I KIND OF HATE FLEETWOOD MAC."