According to The Telegraph in the UK, the bachelor party has already come and gone. A royal family insider says, "I can confirm that Prince William's stag party happened this weekend. It was an entirely private event and we don't intend to make any further comment."
Seems a little early since William and Kate Middleton are to be married on April 29, but I guess he had other shit to do leading up to it.
The only details of the party that have been leaked are that it supposedly went down at a friend's country estate outside of London with about 20 all-male guests, and obviously it was thrown by William's brother/best man, Prince Harry. BORING!
Now I'm forced to make up rumors...
- William was blindfolded and made to believe he had been kidnapped and held for ransom to be paid off by the royal family. He started crying. SURPRISE! It's just a bachelor party!!
- He was then strapped to a ball and chain, but since he's a prince, it was made of gold, covered in jewels and had a tiny crown.
- There was a stripper named Destiny, because that's every stripper's name. She went all Disney Princess gone bad theme. Prince Harry sloppily proposed to her with Kate's ring.
- The groom was forced into a lap dance... by his grandmother, the Queen.
- Will did one shot of tequila and immediately threw up. He stuck to sparkling apple juice for the rest of the night.
- Harry got loser drunk, as per usual. He peed in a closet mistaking it for a bathroom and ate a cigar thinking it was an overcooked hotdog before passing out in a bathtub.
- And all the drink straws were shaped like little penises... WAIT-- that's for the BachelorETTE party, sorry!
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