JT is 30

The original Justin, Timberlake that is (not everything is about Bieber), is 30-years-old today!  I feel olddd.  But he's older.

He's come a long, long way since this:







And this:







Annnddd this:







Happy birthday JT!  And if you feel 30 is your year to return to music, I won't mind...

xxxo~ Bri

Happy Birthday Betty White

Betty White, the sweetest human being in Hollywood, is 89 today.  89 freakin' years old!  Top that.

Happy birthday Betty Hhhwhite and may you live at least 89 more years!

New Britney album in March!

Eff, I love Britney Spears!  She's not gonna let anyone bring her down, especially not idiots who work at Star magazine, RadarOnline, or a loser who has been confused his entire life for the guy who played George Costanza on Seinfeld.

Today, on her 29th birthday, Brit Brit tweeted news of her next album release writing, "I'm almost done with my new album and it will be coming out this March.  I AM IN L-O-V-E WITH IT!"



Then she added, "Ok, off on a romantic weekend with Jason for my birthday.  xoxo Brit," followed by, "PS - Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya'll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!"



Don't fuck with the Spears.

Team Britney denies abuse

No surprise here, Britney Spears and co. are denying the pop star is being abused by boyfriend Jason Trawick.  Uh duhhrr.

TMZ reports Star magazine knew the allegations were false, but printed the story anyway.  Sickos.  They also say that Brit Brit and her ex-barely-even-husb haven't spoken in years and clearly the "audio confession" wasn't real... just like the love she shared with Jason Alexander in Vegas.  SNAP.



They're planning to sue those fuckfaces.



All this poor Britney has to deal with on her 29th birthday...  I'm almost 100% positive Jason Alexander isn't getting an invite to her party.

Miley Cyrus turns 18

Miley Cyrus is officially 18 today.

That means... she can vote!  I know that's what everyone, especially the guys, are really excited about today.

Spencer and Heidi smooching

I guess the divorce is officially off now!  After filing to "end" their marriage, "reuniting" in Costa Rica, and "bonding" over an airport arrest...  Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have reconciled for her 24th birthday back in Santa Barbara.



Here's the photographic proof of Heidi's frozen lips tangled in Spencer's jungle beard (via People):

So beautiful...