Oh look who's beautiful

People magazine has come out with it's annual superficial list of who's the hottest and Jennifer Lopez wins.

Also making the cut of the Most Beautiful are Zac Efron, Reese Witherspoon, Jessica Simpson, Ryan Reynolds, and no uggos.

Mariah naked again on magazine cover

Last week, Mariah Carey was grabbing her own boob on the cover of Life & Style magazine.  This week, Nick Cannon is cupping his naked, pregnant wife on the cover of OK! in the UK... probably the most action he's gotten since she became pregnant.

I love British tabloids because not only do I not know who the hell these people are half the time, they also say things like "She'll be a great MUM".  One time, I accidentally bought the UK version of Cosmo and they kept talking about "knickers"-- no lie!

Mariah Carey is still pregnant

Mariah Carey is showing off where her babies live on the cover of Life & Style magazine.  And in case you didn't know what the issue is about, it's "ALL ABOUT THE BABIES!"

Good thing she didn't get a haircut recently.

Kourtney Kardashian brags about being 95 lbs

Kourtney Kardashian is on the cover of OK! magazine flaunting the fact that she lost all her baby weight (hasn't she been on like 20 of these covers before?) by forgetting to eat and stuffing her face with junk food.  Typical bullshit from a celeb.  Doesn't this family hawk diet pills for a living??

According to JustJared, the eldest Kardashian sister lost 45 pounds total since giving birth to her son Mason and now weighs in at 95 lbs.  She is only 5-feet tall so that is the absolute lowest weight she can be without being considered underweight according to this BMI thingy.



Kourtney's weight-loss secrets include breastfeeding (legit), eating constantly, getting her reality show crew to remind her that she's hungry, munching on two double stuffed oreos instead of a whole box, snacking on ruffles, and mini donuts.



Yep, this doesn't make people respect you for your "hard work", it makes them hate your guts.  Your cookie, donut and chips-filled guts!

Heidi Montag's surgery scars

It's hard to determine whether Heidi Montag got more attention when she revealed her new plastic surgery earlier this year, or if she's getting more attention now that she claims to regret it...  Either way, girl is broke (so she says) and needs to hustle for that coin!



The former Hills star is on the cover of Life & Style with a saddy sad face complaining of the hideous scars her cosmetic surgery left behind... a daily reminder of the trauma she went through trying to become 100% plastic.

Here's exactly what the magazine reports Heidi is dealing with...

"Red inflammation and uneven body parts including: a 2-inch-long raised blemish under her chin from her chin reduction, two caterpillar-size bald spots along her hairline from a brow lift, a horrifying jagged line behind her ears from having her ears pinned back, lumpy legs and four spots left on her lower back and below the buttocks from botched liposuction, a bright-red mark inside her right nostril, uneven boobs, a stretched mark on her chest and deep scars around her nipples from a second boob job."

I wouldn't put it past her to have had scarred herself on purpose... KIDDING.  I genuinely believe she wishes she could reverse what she's done to herself.  I actually like that Heidi is on the cover of magazines revealing the scary side to plastic surgery and making people realize it's not as glamorous as it seems.  That shit is dangerousss!  Do you hear that BRIDALPLASTY??







Sickening.