Botox mom says she made it all up

Oh now she says she wasn't telling the truth. You got me all worked up for nothing, bitch?!

Now that Botox mom, a.k.a. Kerry Campbell, now revealed as Sheena Upton lost custody of her daughter Britney (if that is her real name) for bragging about injecting her with botox... she's pulled a complete 180 on her story and says she lied for money. You just keep looking stupider and stupider, lady.



TMZ reports Sheena claims to have accepted $200 after being approached by UK tabloid The Sun to play a role in a story they wanted to run called "I Give My 8-Year-Old Daughter Botox." You sold out for a wimpy two hundred bones?? Sheena explains that after her fabricated article gained so much publicity, she was then asked to appear on camera for both Good Morning America and Inside Edition for much more cash. Rumor has it GMA paid her $10,000. Still, you can't buy dignity with that, Sheens.



She swears in a written declaration, "The truth is I have never given my daughter Botox, nor allowed her to get any type of waxing, nor is she a beauty pageant contestant." OK so was it opposite day? I wasn't aware. She now has her daughter back with her, but a cousin is forced to live with them as well... Keep a drooping botoxed eye on things.

Good Morning America says Upton's rapidly changing story is shady as hell and they had questioned members of her family and other sources who stood by the original botoxy mess.



And The Sun is denying (via TMZ) this takesies backsies as well saying they only printed the feature after a reporter witnessed the mother inject her child in the face with botox. Now they're considering suing Sheena's ass for making them look irreputable. Well-- I mean they are a tabloid but... How are we ever supposed to know if she's lying now or was lying then?



Either way, you're deceitful. Does little Britney need to read you the story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" or what?

Botox mom loses custody

Think of the ultimate Toddlers & Tiaras nightmare story... now imagine worse.



Some dumb bitch named Kerry Campbell told Good Morning America last week that she is trying to preserve her 8-year-old pageant participating daughter's face by injecting her with botox, herself. Yes, she does this herself. Kerry thinks the natural lines on little Britney's face are wrinkles... yeah... this is what we're dealing with. This just in: THEY'RE NOT WRINKLES! And even if they were, you don't take reversing them into your own hands!

There are so many things wrong with forcing a young girl to get cosmetic treatments as harsh as botox. Sure, it's "safe"... FOR ADULTS. And an adult is free to freeze their face all they want, go at it all day, who cares! An adult can research it, research doctors and clinics, then come up with a rational decision whether or not to have it done. But planting the idea in your child's head that she NEEDS it (for her wrinkles?? What wrinkles??) is sickening.



Not only is it potentially dangerous to administer botox to a young girl, the message it sends her is so, so damaging to her self-confidence.



Needles are terrifying enough for kids (and adults --hellooo so scared of needles) as it is. There are some children who have medical issues such as diabetes who are forced to have daily injections, and it's absolutely heart breaking. Or think of a sick child who is hospitalized and hooked up to an IV, a needle stuck in their arm 24/7.  So to unnecessarily stick a needle in a child's FACE, no less, is traumatizing! And Britney says her botox procedures hurt her. Well DUHH!

It's not a shocker that the FDA has not approved botox for cosmetic purposes in children. One doctor says sometimes botox is used to correct crossed eyes or in extreme cases, ease the suffering of neurological disorders. But it should NEVER be used for any other reason, and it's not a "do-it-yourself" project. Dr. Richard Besser explains, "If you inject it in the face and it drifts to your throat, it can prevent you from swallowing. If it drifts to your breathing muscles, you can stop breathing. In a young child, if you're chronically using it on the face, it may actually change the shape of your face because your muscles interact with your bones to form what your face eventually looks like."



I bet you didn't take that into consideration Kerry. And clearly she hasn't done her homework when it comes to waxing either. In addition to botox, she also straight up waxes Britney's legs because she thinks it will reduce her hair growth later. An 8-year-old has nothing but peach fuzz, and waxing will only make her scream. And guess what?? We all had to learn how to shave our legs once we were old enough, it's part of growing up. We're not suffering because of it.



As for the psychological side of all this, you're basically telling your daughter she isn't pretty enough. She's going to be obsessed with her face her entire life and focus on all the superficial things. Young girls are typically very self-concious about their looks especially at the age where they hit puberty and everything is changing. Even if she grows up to be drop dead gorgeous, she will still find things wrong with herself and never see her true beauty. Telling her it's okay to get botox opens the door to eventually getting plastic surgery and drastically altering all of her features.



Oh but if she wins a pageant or two, who cares right? And if she becomes famous, she won't have problems... Nope! Lindsay Lohan doesn't have problems, Britney Spears doesn't have problems, Michael Jackson didn't have problems... Get your fucking priorities straight.



Thankfully, ABC News reports Britney has been temporarily removed from Kerry's home while child protective services launches an investigation. It doesn't mean she's lost custody forever but hopefully it's shaken her up enough to realize she's not a good mom! I don't care if it's a "pageant secret" like you say. It doesn't make it right, stupid. What's that cliche saying? "If everyone else jumped off a bridge...??"



But I bet the only thing she regrets is bragging to the world about it...

FIRED: Ashley Judd's stylist

Why does Ashley Judd dress herself like she's going to the beach in 1929 in her full piece bathing costume with your Grandma's favorite Sunday shoes?

Earlier in the day, she wore that same outfit on The View but with a skinny pink headband... like the kind you use to pull your hair back when you wash your face before bed.  You've had it since you were six.



At least Ashley lost the headband for the book signing, but somehow she compensated by tossing white powder all over her face. [via DListed]  Didn't you learn anything from Uma?

It actually makes me sad.  But I guess we'll read in her memoir "All That Is Bitter And Sweet" how her mother Naomi was never around to teach her how to dress herself.  And then a lot of other things that are horrible.  You know what, I'm going to go with " Sweet Valley Confidential" instead.

The fuck

This guy was just recently forced into a mental health evaluation from a judge so that might explain this…

[photo via Rap-Up.com]

Upon his release from the ASYLUM, rapper Gucci Mane celebrated by getting an ice cream cone with three scoops tattooed on his right cheek.  Yes, those are also red lightning bolts shooting out of the scoops, and the word “Brrr” written on the cone.



Apparently the new ink is in honor of his record label ‘So Icey’.  But still, it's on YOUR FACE.  FOREVER.



Even Mike Tyson thinks it looks stupid...

BREAKING: Nicole Kidman has had botox

This is brand new information!!  Nicole Kidman has admitted to "trying" botox.  SHUT!  UP!  No way...  When??

The actress has finally given up denying she's messed with her face to German's TV Movie (weak name) magazine (via US Weekly).  Nicole says of battling aging and wrinkles, "I've tried a lot of things, but apart from working out and a good diet, most things don't help. I even tried Botox."



She adds, "I didn't like how my face looked afterward. Now I don't use it anymore -- and I can move my forehead again."



Now if only even half of Hollywood would listen to you...

Heidi Montag's surgery scars

It's hard to determine whether Heidi Montag got more attention when she revealed her new plastic surgery earlier this year, or if she's getting more attention now that she claims to regret it...  Either way, girl is broke (so she says) and needs to hustle for that coin!



The former Hills star is on the cover of Life & Style with a saddy sad face complaining of the hideous scars her cosmetic surgery left behind... a daily reminder of the trauma she went through trying to become 100% plastic.

Here's exactly what the magazine reports Heidi is dealing with...

"Red inflammation and uneven body parts including: a 2-inch-long raised blemish under her chin from her chin reduction, two caterpillar-size bald spots along her hairline from a brow lift, a horrifying jagged line behind her ears from having her ears pinned back, lumpy legs and four spots left on her lower back and below the buttocks from botched liposuction, a bright-red mark inside her right nostril, uneven boobs, a stretched mark on her chest and deep scars around her nipples from a second boob job."

I wouldn't put it past her to have had scarred herself on purpose... KIDDING.  I genuinely believe she wishes she could reverse what she's done to herself.  I actually like that Heidi is on the cover of magazines revealing the scary side to plastic surgery and making people realize it's not as glamorous as it seems.  That shit is dangerousss!  Do you hear that BRIDALPLASTY??







Sickening.

Heidi Montag regrets her 10 plastic surgeries

This is very interesting...



First of all, it seems as though the swelling in Heidi Montag's face has finally gone down after those 10 plastic surgeries last year.  And she actually looks pretty!  But if she had to do it all over again, she now says she wouldn't.





She should really dedicate the rest of her life speaking to young girls to try and prevent unnecessary plastic surgeries.  Scare em straight!

What a beautiful little girl

Who's this girl and why does she have a Justin Bieber haircut?

Oh wait-- it is Justin Bieber.  My bad.



Todateen magazine in Brazil is denying (via the Huffington Post) that they photoshopped the 16-year-old pop singer's face to make it look like he is wearing eye makeup and lipstick.  They're calling him "naturally beautiful" and say they would never fuck with his flawless features.



UNLESS-- J-Biebz is just being a rockstar and wearing eyeliner like Keith Richards, Dave Navarro, Adam Lambert, and many other guys.  Or maybe this is his way of promoting his upcoming makeup line?  He already has a nail polish line... why stop there?

Flaky Thurman

Uhhh, what's with Uma Thurman's face??  Not a good look, lady... [via DListed]

Was she making pie crust??

Lisa Rinna gets a lip reduction

Back in the day, before I started school when I was just a little Bri, I wasn't shoved into daycare... I was put in a "day home" while my parents worked.  It was alright, basically some stay-at-home mom would watch me along with her kids.  I had a few of them, I can remember at least three, two of them were British, and I had to call each one of them "Aunty" for some reason.  I for real thought I was related to these babysitters... Anyway, I remember THREE things about these places.

1. I would NEVER sleep at their houses during naptime.  I would just lay awake staring at the weird decorations in the spare room and if they opened the door to check on me, I'd instantly fake sleep.  When it was time to "wake up", I'd always act really groggy too.  I was pro.


2. Each house had either an animal or a kid I did not like.  One was a cat, one was a dog, and one was a girl named Tarrrr-ah who would boss me around.


3. And every single one of these "Aunties" would watch Days Of Our Lives!  Bitches got me HOOKED at a young age.

Then when I grew up a little and didn't need someone to watch me anymore, I would try to catch Days Of Our Lives after school at home... but my parents wouldn't let me watch "that filth".  So I had to watch it in secret.  I learned how to set the VCR in the basement to record and I'd watch it on really low volume so if my parents came downstairs, I'd hit the power button on the remote and pretend I was doing homework or something.  Sneaky sneaky.  The funny part is, that I was allowed to watch WWF (now known as WWE), but not Days.  OKAY.



So here comes what I've been working up to... Back in the early 90's the character Billie Reed was introduced as someone to fuck up Bo and Hope's relationship.  Lisa Rinna played the part, then some other broad replaced her (of course), until Lisa came back on again in 2002 with a lot more plump in the mouth.  Her lips were already huge to begin with but now they were huuuuge.  She [Billie] became a police officer and literally, her lips would double as a bulletproof vest.  Like pillows on her face that could save her life from dangerous criminals.

So why the fuck she'd want to get rid of them, I don't know?  But Lisa Rinna has announced to those who care that she's sick of her lips "defining her" okayyy, and she's reducing the size of the upper lip.  She tells the Today Show (via US Weekly), "I thought you have silicone put in, it's permanent."  Apparently she never thought she could do something about it.



Uhhh, Pamela Anderson did on her chest like 8 times...