Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Maxim's #1

When you replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3, you automatically get shot to the top of the annual Maxim HOT 100 list.

Victoria's Secret model / actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been named #1 this year despite the fact that Transformers: The Dark of the Moon hasn't even opened yet and she does not say one word in the trailer:







But this list is based on hotness, remember. Those boys wouldn't hear a damn word she said anyway!

Oh look who's beautiful

People magazine has come out with it's annual superficial list of who's the hottest and Jennifer Lopez wins.

Also making the cut of the Most Beautiful are Zac Efron, Reese Witherspoon, Jessica Simpson, Ryan Reynolds, and no uggos.

Buble gets married

Michael Bublé got married to this girl whose name I had to straight up copy and paste from People's website because no way I could ever remember Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre. Make that Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre Bublé now.

It went down in Argentina, where LLL dl T is from.  She looks more bridesmaidey than bridey but I think they're adorable and original.  Like, could they be any hotter?

Kirstie Alley on DWTS

There was only ONE good thing about the most boring premiere of Dancing With The Stars ever, and her name is Kirstie Alley.  Or 'Kristy Allen' as I heard some news broad on the radio call her... Who the hell is Kristy Allen?







You know she's not really striving for that junky mirror-ball trophy, she's dancing for the title of "M.I.L.F."  Proof (via People): afterward she was joking about banging all her son's friends.  Ha, I love her.



As if Kirstie is losing this thing though.  She scored well, she's relatable, and she is just so likable... and seriously, the fat jokes are getting old.  Shut up.  THIS WOMAN IS 60!!  She's got it going on for 60.



P.S. And is it just me or is Brooke Burke more dead behind the eyes than ever this year?  I can't blame her though, she's got to be bored with all these nobodies...

New Britney vid!

Britney Spears has been teasing her music video for "Hold It Against Me" for the past 2 weeks on Twitter/YouTube and FINALLY the damn thing is here!  She kicks ass in it.  Like seriously, she kicks her own ass.  That Britney double must have gotten her Starbucks order wrong or somethin'...







Everyone is already blasting Brit Brit for all the product placements, but I don't even curr.  I'd take that over YouTube forcing me to watch a :30 second ad before the video any day.



Worth the wait!

Nice manicure

Adam Levine is so charitable!



The Maroon 5 frontman (I still think that's a lame band name) posed nekkid for the February issue of Cosmopolitan magazine to remind other dudes to get checked out regularly for prostate and testis cancer.  [Photo via DListed]

That's very kind of you and all, but how many guys actually read Cosmo?  Uhhh...

Ryan Reynolds is People's 'Sexiest Man Alive'

People magazine FINALLY got it right!



Ryan Reynolds has been named the 'Sexiest Man Alive' for 2010.  I fully agree.  He was also just as sexy in 2009, 2008, but whatever!  I'll let it go...

The Canadian actor, who is equally as hilarious as he is hot, expects his new title to change life at home with wifey Scarlett Johansson.  He says, "Now it's going to be, 'Sexiest man, take out the garbage.' That does sound better."



Well, Scarlett also has the 'Babe Of The Year' honor from GQ to use in her advantage as well.

God they are a ridiculously hot couple.

Glee stars in their undies get fans panties in a bunch

Glee stars Dianna Agron, 24, Cory Monteith, 28, and Lea Michele, 24, posed for GQ magazine in their underoos (well, just the girls) and it's got some fans and parents all in a tiffy.

Their problem is that their children are fans of the show, therefore these ADULT actors should not be flaunting their shit in a men's magazine.



Cool, so your 8 and 9-year-old kids watch that show (even though it's rated 14+), who's really to blame here?  Do you also allow your kids to read magazines for adult men?  Probably not, so this shouldn't even be an issue.



Even though these people play teenagers on TV, they are in their mid and late 20's in real life.  Plus, they have fans of the show who are actually over the age of 18, and who are mature enough to handle a little skin.  It's not like it's fucking Playboy.  Even if it was, you'd still be overreacting.  Because it's not like your kids are gonna see it (and if they do, that's your own fault.)

Bottom line: It's not a few stars of a hit-show's responsibility to be your children's parents.  How about YOU be the parent and monitor what your children see online, in magazines, and on TV?  Try that!  And if Lea, Dianna, and Cory have ruined their perfect role model image for you, get over it.  (Uhh, Dianna's character Quinn got knocked up in high school... so she probably shouldn't have been a role model in the first place.)



Once again, it's not their job to teach your children anything about life.  They're on a TV show for entertainment purposes only.  And I'll say it one more time, it's not for young kids anyway!  Hello, girl-on-girl action last week.



So if you're looking for wholesome family fun, try Dora The Explorer.  Although, I think even she's slutted it up recently...  Better yet, buy Scrabble.

Kristen Stewart looks good and HAPPY. Weird...

Kristen Stewart can be a miserable human being sometimes (most of the time), and that in turn makes her fugly.  Her attitude about being famous is totally whiney, and she usually seems completely ungrateful.



But it's looking as though she's starting to get over herself a bit, and actually embrace the attention.  Look, she's even dropped her signature scowl and is SMILING! (slightly...) Here's the actress at a screening of her new movie Welcome To The Rileys in NYC last night. [via People]

She looks so much better now!  I'm in shock.  Maybe one day we'll actually see some tooth.  Baby steps, baby steps...