LC's new reality show gets canned

Before it's even begun, Lauren Conrad's new reality show has already been dumped by MTV.

The head of programming, David Janollari, tells Entertainment Weekly, "We decided not to go ahead with the show. She did do a pilot. There were talks about whether we could somehow manage to put together a special based on that footage but that’s also a big question mark based on her interest in that and the finances. We love her! We would love her on our network!”



But the former star of The Hills has a sassy little "I'm too good for this shit!" statement of her own that says, "We sold a show to MTV, filmed it and are really proud of the final result. MTV felt the subject matter was too high brow for their audience and offered me the opportunity to change the show by incorporating more of my personal life. We agreed going into the project that this show would be an aspirational one, focusing on my career and my goals and not my personal relationships. We delivered the show that we sold and are sorry MTV didn’t feel their viewers were savvy enough to appreciate it."



That's because their viewers want to see how drunken guidos deal with bloody buttholes.  Seriously, that was what Jersey Shore was about last night.

LC goes brunette

Lauren Conrad had the perfect shade of blonde hair so when I heard she went brunette (via US Weekly), I almost got disappointed... but the girl pulls it off!

Again, it's like the perfect shade of brown for her!  Okayyy, you can still be a hair icon!



Seriously, I would LOVE to know how many girls have gone into a salon with a picture of blonde LC wanting the same look... I think girls will still want to copy this one too.  Hair jealous.

Richest reality stars

Seriously... why waste your money on petty things like an education when you can just grow up to be on reality television and make millions every year?  Fuck school!



The Daily Beast has come out with the list of the top-earning reality stars of 2010, and yes it will make you feel poor and shitty.

1. Kim Kardashian $6 million - the girl whores herself out for any product, including credit card scams... She'll also show up pretty much anywhere you want if you've got $75,000 to cover her outrageous appearance fee.  Plus she "wrote" a book with her less famous sisters.


2. Lauren Conrad $5 million - even though she's not on The Hills anymore, she'll be back on reality TV soon with her new show.  Take THAT Kristin Cavallari.  In the meantime, she's making her cheese from her fashion line and she also "writes" books.


3. Bethenny Frankel $4 million - I can't even tell you which Real Housewives show this woman is on, yet somehow she's making all this coin??  Apparently she has her own spinoff and surprise surprise... she's a "writer".  Her books are about how to get skinny without barfing.  She's also a contestant on Skating With The Stars.  Yeah, not even famous enough for Dancing With The Stars!


4. Audrina Patridge $3.5 million - This Hills star turned Dancing With The Stars contestant has her own reality show coming out next year so watch it LC... Plus she models on the side.  Finally, someone who doesn't have a book! 


5. Kate Gosselin $3.5 million - Oh look, another "author".  This broad has four books and twice as many children.  She pulls in $250,000 per episode of Kate Plus Eight.  And just like you won't find Jon Gosselin on TLC anymore, you won't find him on this list either.  Sucka.


6. Mike "The Situation" $3 million - (By the way, I'm impressed the first five people on this list are women!)  It's been just over a year since we first went "WTF is this mess on MTV?" and this guy is laughing all the way to the bank... in his Bentley.  Dude has a book of course, a rap "song", an iPhone app, plus he's working on a bunch of other random shit so that he will be ballin' long after Jersey Shore ends...


7. Khloe Kardashian $2.5 million - Does this include the allowance her rich ass Lakers husband gives her?  Pretty much she's loaded for the same reasons her much more famous sister, but she would be making $3.5 extra million if her name was Kim... Just sayin'.


8. Kourtney Kardashian $2.5 million - She's the Kardashian sister with the baby.  Hopefully he'll grow up to take over Keeping Up With The Kardashians (or the Disicks, whatever...) and make fat stacks just like Mommy!  (The best part is that the mother of these three chicks demands a cut of their profit!  And she has 2 younger daughters next in line... Set. For. Life.)


9. DJ Pauly D $2 million - this Jersey Shore star was DJing long before the MTV show premiered, but no way in hell he ever made $40,000 per night before!  His own song "Beat Dat Beat" is actually catchy...  Plus he and Audrina are the only people on this list who don't have books... yet.  Oh yeah, he also said I sound "hott" on the phone!  Haha, check my interview with him from October HERE.


10. Kendra Wilkinson $2 million - This Girls Next Door star managed to land her own spinoff, marry a dude her own age(ish), start a family, and nooo way... write a book!!  But part of the reason this Playboy model made so much over the last year is from the money she received from her sex tape with an ex-boyfriend!  Shocker.

Now that you know... go on now with your low-paying meaningful job that actually makes a difference.

Lauren Conrad returning to MTV

I knew she couldn't stay away...  The whole damn reason she's famous is because of reality TV, there was no way she was quitting for life.

Lauren Conrad has confirmed she will be starring in a new reality show on MTV, just months after The Hills, which she left in 2009, ended...  But this time she says, it will be different.  And no, her boyfriend actor Kyle Howard will not be appearing.



In a statement she says, "The new project will follow me as I develop my new contemporary line and also touch on my other businesses."



Wow... BORING!  I'm sorry LC, you're a very likable person... but in a world where Jersey Shore exists, you're going to have to step it up.  And that means getting slizzard and smushing on camera on a regular basis.