Will Ferrell shaves Conan's beardo

Will Ferrell is stupid busy lately. Not only is he saving The Office after Steve Carell peaced out, he's also shaving Conan O'Brien's beard off (that's a very important job) AND going mouth-to-mouth with John C. Reilly.



First, the face scraping:







Now for some material to get you in the mood... (photo via DListed):

Shake and Bake, baby.

Blake Lively is a ginger now

No the red background isn't just reflecting off Blake Lively's head, her hair IS actually red. And she chose Time's Most Influential People party to debut it.

[photo via DListed]

Serena from Gossip Girl is actually considered influential??

When the hell did this happen?

Super groomed pirate? Satan? Or Adam Lambert?

[photo via Billboard]

The 2009 American Idol runner-up debuted a devilish goatee, Sandy Cohen eyebrows, Christina Aguilera-esque eyeliner, and a male version of the Snooki pouf at the 28th annual ASCAP (hehe ass-cap) awards last night.

At least he knows if his singing career doesn't work out, he can always work at Treasure Island in Vegas?

Carrot Top's carrot-colored hair gets straightened

Carrot Top is best known for having unfortunate hair... and I think he's a comedian? But I'm not too sure about that. However, he's taken a huge step toward spending ridiculous amounts of money and time on his hair by meeting a flat iron for the first time. Once you go flat, you never go back.







CT now has prettier hair than half the women I know...

Jim Carrey's mohawk

Dear Jim Carrey, please tell me this new hairstyle is for a role (E! News says it's not).  Otherwise, you're pushing 50.  And you're a grandpa.

Somebody get him a girlfriend.

Biebz look-a-like! Biebz look-a-like!!

Oh look, Justin Bieber is covering Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie" on YouTube.  WAIT --no.  That's not the Biebz... that's a GIRL straight from LesbiansWhoLookLikeJustinBieber.com covering Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie"!!



Introducing Dani Shay:







Seriously, separated from birth.



I'm sure she wants her own career and all, but that will only happen if you change your haircut first, D.  There can not be two pop stars with that hair, not even a male and a female version.  Otherwise, move to Vegas and become an impersonator but then you're stuck to singing only Bieber songs your whole life...

Beibz hair sold for $40,668

At the end of last month, Justin Bieber trimmy trimmed his signature Biebz bowl and, with the help of Ellen DeGeneres, put his strays up on Ebay for charity. The auction has now ended with the winning bid of $40,668 according to the Huffington Post. This sickens me.



At least you know some teenage girl didn't blow her parents life savings on it, because the highest bidder was a casino... Oh great, now they're going to make a new slot machine with the "jackpot" being a ziplock bag of Bieber fur. Actually, no they're not. Instead of hoarding the hairs to themselves, they're putting it on tour with Justin to raise even more money for charity. Uhh... how? Look at Bieber's dried out ends behind glass for a dollar?  Sniff it for 5 dollars?  STEP RIGHT UP.



In other J.B. news... Belieb this when I tell you he's turning into a little badass. Now that he's 17-years-old, Justin Bieber is flipping off photographers... (via The Superficial)

AND motorboating his girlfriend Selena Gomez (also via The Superficial). "Motorboatin' son of a bitch!"

Next up, hitting the bong with Miley Cyrus, followed by holding up a jewelry store with Lindsay Lohan, ending with trashing the Plaza Hotel with Charlie Sheen.

Look who cut their hairs

First Justin Bieber told the world his thoughts on abortion followed by getting shot to death on scripted television, and now he's traumatizing his fans even more by cutting his hair.  This kid is out of control!  (No he's not.)

The good news is, the Biebz is auctioning off his split ends to charity.  Ellen DeGeneres tweeted today, "My @JustinBieber hair has been up on ebay for an hour and it's already at $10,000!"  So... May the biggest pervert win.



Plus, Jennifer Aniston chopped her legendary locks too.  She's also blonder now, yet somehow she still has roots...

For real, how many times did they say the phrase, "Just Go With It!" in her new movie??  I felt like Peter Griffin watching that shit:

Bieber spends $750 per haircut

You think that mop on Justin Bieber's head comes cheap?  Oh shit no.

Life & Style magazine reports the 'do you can get for $14 at Supercuts costs the original wearer of the style $750 every 2 weeks.  And that means every month he spends, wait-- let me get my calculator... he spends... $1500!!



That's more than my freakin' rent!  What a complete waste of money.



Some Vanessa broad who claims she invented "the Bieber" (I wouldn't be bragging about that) supposedly charges $750 per session and only does house calls.  Really, you're not even good enough to own your own salon yet you still charge $750?  Is that like $75 per snip??  Persnippity?



She says she cuts Justin's hair every couple of weeks while he's on tour cuz he's gotta stay fresh to death.  Well you'd think with all the publicity she's getting, she'd give him a discount...



Wait --NO!  Don't tell me $1500 per month already IS a discount?!

Simpsons inspired 'dos

While Rihanna was partying in L.A. with her new fro, Nicki Minaj was flauting her new wig across the pond in London.  [photos via Necole Bitchie]

Clearly they've been watching too much of The Simpsons...

It could be worse though... Krusty The Clown hair...

Not hot.

LC goes brunette

Lauren Conrad had the perfect shade of blonde hair so when I heard she went brunette (via US Weekly), I almost got disappointed... but the girl pulls it off!

Again, it's like the perfect shade of brown for her!  Okayyy, you can still be a hair icon!



Seriously, I would LOVE to know how many girls have gone into a salon with a picture of blonde LC wanting the same look... I think girls will still want to copy this one too.  Hair jealous.

Ginger Kardashian

What the hell have you done Khloe Kardashian?



The reality star showed up to the People's Choice awards last night with RED HAIR (via People Style).  Please tell me this shit washes out...

I don't know if you can be my favorite Kardashian anymore (yes you can have a favorite Kardashian...)

Apparently J-Biebz cut his hair...

Underage girls and creepy adults are freaking out today because Justin Bieber has supposedly cut his hair...  but clearly it was just a TRIM because I don't see anything different about him.

PopEater reports, "Not only did Bieber ditch the long eye-grazing bangs, but it looked as though his signature side-swept flip was toned down, too."



OH YES, I see it now... NOT.

Ashlee Simps chops off her hair

Ashlee Simpson has messed with her hair a lot over the years... from blonde, to black, to red...

But she's finally gotten rid of the ratty extensions and gone back to blonde (well, yellow blonde...)  Oh, plus she chopped off a lot of length in the process.  (via DListed)

I don't think baby Bronx likes it...

By the beard of Zeus!

Robert Pattinson, why are you trying to look like you've just been rescued from an avalanche??

And how is your vampire sparkle supposed to come through all those facial pubes?  It's even migrating down his neck...

Spencer Pratt shaves his beard

First of all you're Spencer Pratt, not Brad Pitt.  Your beard is nowhere on the same level as newsworthy as his...



But here he is anyway in an over-the-top, dramatic, try-hard, not even funny beard shaving video on YouTube:







Yeah...  Get a job.  You have too much time on your hands...