The Daily Beast has come out with the list of the top-earning reality stars of 2010, and yes it will make you feel poor and shitty.
- Kim Kardashian $6 million - the girl whores herself out for any product, including credit card scams... She'll also show up pretty much anywhere you want if you've got $75,000 to cover her outrageous appearance fee. Plus she "wrote" a book with her less famous sisters.
- Lauren Conrad $5 million - even though she's not on The Hills anymore, she'll be back on reality TV soon with her new show. Take THAT Kristin Cavallari. In the meantime, she's making her cheese from her fashion line and she also "writes" books.
- Bethenny Frankel $4 million - I can't even tell you which Real Housewives show this woman is on, yet somehow she's making all this coin?? Apparently she has her own spinoff and surprise surprise... she's a "writer". Her books are about how to get skinny without barfing. She's also a contestant on Skating With The Stars. Yeah, not even famous enough for Dancing With The Stars!
- Audrina Patridge $3.5 million - This Hills star turned Dancing With The Stars contestant has her own reality show coming out next year so watch it LC... Plus she models on the side. Finally, someone who doesn't have a book!
- Kate Gosselin $3.5 million - Oh look, another "author". This broad has four books and twice as many children. She pulls in $250,000 per episode of Kate Plus Eight. And just like you won't find Jon Gosselin on TLC anymore, you won't find him on this list either. Sucka.
- Mike "The Situation" $3 million - (By the way, I'm impressed the first five people on this list are women!) It's been just over a year since we first went "WTF is this mess on MTV?" and this guy is laughing all the way to the bank... in his Bentley. Dude has a book of course, a rap "song", an iPhone app, plus he's working on a bunch of other random shit so that he will be ballin' long after Jersey Shore ends...
- Khloe Kardashian $2.5 million - Does this include the allowance her rich ass Lakers husband gives her? Pretty much she's loaded for the same reasons her much more famous sister, but she would be making $3.5 extra million if her name was Kim... Just sayin'.
- Kourtney Kardashian $2.5 million - She's the Kardashian sister with the baby. Hopefully he'll grow up to take over Keeping Up With The Kardashians (or the Disicks, whatever...) and make fat stacks just like Mommy! (The best part is that the mother of these three chicks demands a cut of their profit! And she has 2 younger daughters next in line... Set. For. Life.)
- DJ Pauly D $2 million - this Jersey Shore star was DJing long before the MTV show premiered, but no way in hell he ever made $40,000 per night before! His own song "Beat Dat Beat" is actually catchy... Plus he and Audrina are the only people on this list who don't have books... yet. Oh yeah, he also said I sound "hott" on the phone! Haha, check my interview with him from October HERE.
- Kendra Wilkinson $2 million - This Girls Next Door star managed to land her own spinoff, marry a dude her own age(ish), start a family, and nooo way... write a book!! But part of the reason this Playboy model made so much over the last year is from the money she received from her sex tape with an ex-boyfriend! Shocker.
Now that you know... go on now with your low-paying meaningful job that actually makes a difference.
