At this point, he's a living one-liner. Here are his best/delusional quotes from the ABC news program:
If he's on drugs: "I am on a drug it's called Charlie Sheen!"
On his father Martin Sheen: "I don't care if he's my Dad, back off with your judgement!"
Why he's taken so many drugs: "I have one speed, I have one gear... GO!"
How he survives all the drugs: "I've got tiger blood, man."
On his insomnia: "Sleep is for infants."
On his two "goddesses"/girlfriends: "Maybe the three of us will get married, OH now it's a polygamy story!"
The lesson he's teaching his sons: "Hey kids, your Dad is a rockstar!"
Speaking in third person, why his daughters need him, "He signs all the checks on the front, not the back."
How much he's suing Two and a Half Men honchos for: "All your toupees!"
If he's bi-polar: "I'm bi-WINNING."
His plans for the future: "Just winning. Everyday."
What his tombstone will say: "Something dot com."
In other Charlie Sheen news...
- He's on Twitter.
- TMZ reports his ex-wife Brooke Mueller has gotten a temporary restraining order banning him from coming within 100 yards of her.
- Also, their twin boys have been taken from his custody after he allegedly threatened her life.
- Brooke has a supposed anti-Semetic text message sent from Charlie, which he denies. He claims she stole his phone and fabricated it. (via TMZ)
- Brooke also claims that Charlie wanted some child support money back to put a hit out on some of his associates and shave ex-wife Denise Richards' hair off. (according to TMZ)
- Charlie calls Brooke's statements "a friggen lie" and wants to challenge her to a drug test. She says she's working on her sobriety in a day program. (People)
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