Charlie's ex rumored to be cracked out

I guess RadarOnline gets their sources from crack dealers now.  Some treat named T-Mac told the gossip website that Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Brooke Mueller bought crack cocaine off him yesterday.  This supposedly went down after TMZ caught her on camera trying to sell off some expensive stuff at a pawn shop for cash.

This drug pusher says, "Man, I ain't never seen some shit like that, a cute ass white bitch looking for some candy on these streets."

Me neither man.

"I was posted up across the street from the pawn shop and, when she got into her Benz, she asked me if I knew where she could get a bump."

That sounds pretty bumpin'.

"At first, I thought she was po-po, you feel me?"

I feel ya.

"But she told me she just wanted to get high. So I went for it."

Living dangerously I see.

"We got in her ride, bent a corner, and I hooked her ass up with 8-ball for a buck fifty and told her if she liked it, to come see me again."

That was super friendly of you.



So if you're ever looking for a stash, make sure you drive past every gang-infested street corner in shady areas of Inglewood, California and shout out "T-Mac! T-MAC!"  Thanks Radar.



TMZ reports that Brooke hasn't been seen since yesterday and had a mandatory drug test scheduled for tonight which she refused.  Since Charlie is on tour, Brooke's mom has been taking care of their twin boys since her daughter allegedly went hunting for drugs.  If either of them fail or miss a drug test, they could lose custody of their sons.



I sincerely hope there's an explanation for everything.  Like this T-Mac is a DRUG dealer so his word can't be trusted... uhhh Brooke was pawning off gifts Charlie gave her because it's time to move on?  Anddd she can't be reached because she's at a yoga retreat with her cell phone off.



Or she's holed up smoking crack...