TMZ reports the actor was arrested this weekend for domestic abuse and disturbing the peace.
I guess what happened was Cagey got so drunk in New Orleans (where he is filming a movie) that he couldn't remember where he was staying. When his wife tried to reassure him that she knew their rental address, he didn't believe her or thought she was stupid or some shit. From there, Nic instigated a loud, public argument which resulted in his own arrest. But not before daring the police to arrest him.
You just can't be that stupid. You never dare the police to arrest you just like you never dare Donald Trump to fire you or dare a serial killer to murder you.
[the sexy mugshot]
Rumor has it, if his loud noises on the street didn't catch the attention of police, him aggressively grabbing Mrs. Cage by the arm to show her where he really thought they lived did. (She denies any abuse.) Nicolas also hit a bunch of parked cars and then not so subtly tried to stumble into a cab. When the cops ordered him out and told him to go home, that's when he screamed, "NO! I wanna go with you instead!!"
According to the website, he's now out on $11,000 bail posted by Dog Chapman, The Bounty Hunter himself, so don't fucking run unless you want to get your ass tracked down and beat on A&E.
This all could have been avoided if Nicolas Cage had just been wearing one of those t-shirts that says: "If you find me, please take me to (insert address here)!"
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