Things can get tough for ex boy band members. If you're not the star, when your group is dunzo you're gonna struggle. You can't go solo because nobody cares if you're not Nick Lachey (and they may not even care if you ARE Nick Lachey). You beg and plead to get back together but the main asshole is living off his even more famous rich wife, turned ex-wife, and doesn't need this shit anymore.
If you're lucky, you may get asked to host, judge, or do a reality show, but not the good ones! Hey, it's a paycheck though. If you're NOT lucky, you are forced into taking it off for money...
TMZ reports Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees has joined the Chippendales in Las Vegas. Well, at least it's the Vegas show and not some small town male strip club. He'll do a 4-week run in May, get his money, and get the fuck out! You know the cougars are gonna go crazy for this guy. Once they see that tattoo it's ON.
It's just too bad that Mission: Man Band thing never worked out.
[RIP Rich]
Seriously Backstreet Boys/New Kids On The Block, you don't know how lucky you are!
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