Jeff Timmons is keeping it on

Worst news ever.



Jeff Timmons, formerly of 98 Degrees, says while he has joined the Chippendales in Las Vegas, he won't be stripping.  He's just MC'ing and singing songs.  Borrrring.

He tells TMZ, "The guys don't even strip... they're like trained dancers. The days of your grandma sticking dollar bills in a strippers G-string are over."



Funny, the days of men doing the loonie toss in a female stripper's vagina aren't.

Sorry to be so blunt.  But it's true.  Canada = classy.

From 98 Degrees to male stripper

"It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to dooo... to look you in the eyes... and take my clothes off for you!"



Things can get tough for ex boy band members.  If you're not the star, when your group is dunzo you're gonna struggle.  You can't go solo because nobody cares if you're not Nick Lachey (and they may not even care if you ARE Nick Lachey).  You beg and plead to get back together but the main asshole is living off his even more famous rich wife, turned ex-wife, and doesn't need this shit anymore.



If you're lucky, you may get asked to host, judge, or do a reality show, but not the good ones!  Hey, it's a paycheck though.  If you're NOT lucky, you are forced into taking it off for money...

TMZ reports Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees has joined the Chippendales in Las Vegas.  Well, at least it's the Vegas show and not some small town male strip club.  He'll do a 4-week run in May, get his money, and get the fuck out!  You know the cougars are gonna go crazy for this guy.  Once they see that tattoo it's ON.



It's just too bad that Mission: Man Band thing never worked out.

[RIP Rich]

Seriously Backstreet Boys/New Kids On The Block, you don't know how lucky you are!

www.thisconversationwillneverhappenagain.com

Back in 1994, the Today Show gave out their "Internet address" (HAHA I love that they called it that) for viewers to write in to but Bryant Gumbel had trouble understanding what the @ sign meant.  He also did not realize you have to pronounce the "dots" between "nbc.ge.com".  Then he goes, "What's the internet anyway?" which also proved difficult for Katie Couric and Elizabeth Vargas to answer.



I WISH someone would have brought up "LOL" too.  Try explaining that one!







UGH why didn't they just Google it?  ;-)

Regis Philbin is leaving Kelly Ripa

Regis Philbin announced on Live! this morning that he is leaving after 280 years (I added a zero) on the show this summer.  Dude turns 80 (I didn't add a zero there) in August.  It's about damn time he retired.  AWE REEG!

According to the Associated Press, Disney-ABC will announce his replacement whenever they feel like it, but the show WILL go on with Kelly Ripa and someone else.  Seriously, every time I watch this show it already IS Kelly Ripa and someone else anyway!



Now the question everyone is asking is, "Who will it beeee?"  Anderson Cooper is definitely a favorite fill-in host among viewers but that dude already has his own daytime talk show launching soon (which I'm sure he's pissed about now)...  Kelly's hottie husband Mark Consuelos is totally an ideal candidate but I don't know how audiences would feel about a hyper married duo always blabbing about their kids, etc.



I guess that only leaves one option... Jerry Springer.

4/5 of O-Town reunited

Looks O-Town is following in the footsteps of some other boy bands as of recently and have decided to get back together! However, the most famous member of all is not down for the reunion… Ashley Parker-Angel (the blond dude on the far right). Uhhh, why not? It’s not like his solo career ever happened…

TMZ reports the other four guys, Dan, Trevor, Jacob, and Erik-Michael (don't ask me who's who), tried for about a year to get Ashley to change his mind, but once they realized he wasn’t about to, they went on to record new music without him.



As if they can ever top “Liquid Dreams” though…

Team Joey Gladstone on this one!

I'm hearing this might be fake but I'm not sure.



If it's real, this interviewer needs some new material because Dave Coulier is RIGHT... "Coulier on Coolio" is NOT funny at all.  And if it's fake, they're both pathetic...

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

And work on your Full House facts, bra.  It's JOEY not Uncle Jesse.  HOW RUDE.

BSB/NKOTB tour is happening

Prepare to freak the fuck out!  Back in the summer, there were rumors of a New Kids On The Block/Backstreet Boys joint tour in the near future, and now it has been confirmed.

Ryan Seacrest, who probably longed to be in one of those bands back in the day, officially announced the concert tour on his radio show On-Air today.  Thousands of car accidents happened simultaneously as a result.  What are you supposed to do when you hear news like that??  Stay on the road?  Not rear end the car in front of you?  Well that's a lot to ask of older ladies who need to cross their legs so they don't pee from excitement...



Also, BSB will be appearing on Oprah tomorrow (Nov.4), and alongside NKOTB for a performance on the American Music Awards on November 21st.  Don't act like you're not setting your PVR right now...

Oh Joey Fatone...

Of course Joey Fatone is trying to start a Twitter campaign to get Glee to do an *NSYNC episode.  So pathetic...

After the success of the Britney Spears episode last week, the former boy bander is desperate to use the hit-show to thrust him and his 3 other forgotten band-mates back in the spotlight.  There's only one issue with that... Britney is still relevant.  You're not.



Listen, I loved *NSYNC as much as the next girl with out of control teenage hormones back in the day, but it's been the same story since '02.  You guys are frozen in time until Justin Timberlake snaps his fingers and decides he'll give you a comeback.  And he's probably NEVER going to stoop to that, sorry.  In fact, I'm willing to bet there will be a JT episode of Glee long before an *NSYNC one...



However, Joey has different plans.  He tells People he's already dreaming of the cast belting out "Bye Bye Bye"... but it gets worse...  His great idea for the show is for himself to play a teacher!  OMG.  Nobody wants to see that.



And just listen to his big push to make it happen... he says, "I love acting and I like to sing. It'd be perfect! Seriously, it's a great show. I'm a fan."  Poor, precious soul... Keep dreaming.

Titanic old lady dies

Noooo!



The little old lady rebel who tossed the "heart of the ocean" diamond off the back of a boat into the ocean in the 1997 movie Titanic has passed away.

The Washington Post reports 100-year-old Gloria Stuart died in her Los Angeles home Sunday.  At the age 87, after a loooong break from acting, she took on the role of a fictional 101-year-old Titantic survivor, Rose.  The younger version was played by Kate Winslet.  That year, Ms. Stuart became the oldest person to be nominated for an Oscar.



Rest in peace you precious thing.



Hey, I wonder if when Gloria died she saw Leonardo DiCaprio at the top of a stairway too...