Lipsync kid collaborates with 50 Cent

Chelsea Handler is a saint.  Because she made THIS happen on her show:







I love how the kid didn't even clean his room for 50 Cent... He's just an international rap superstar, no big deal!

Chelsea Handler denies doing Fiddy

Chelsea Handler says she is not dating/banging 50 Cent.

The E! talk-show host took to her Twitter to deny that the rapper is all up in her Twatter writing, "Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project. There's nothing to report yet, ill let you know if there is."



Potential "project"?  Is that the new codeword for orgies??

50 Cent and Chelsea Handler on a date

Chelsea Handler always jokes about wanting to bang rappers, but maybe she is dating one for real?

The E! talk-show host and 50 Cent were photographed getting close while at a New Orleans club last night.  According to a TMZ “spy”, the two were all over each other.



Does she follow him on Twitter though?  Because… Examples A and B.  That could cause problems later on in the relatsh.

Fiddy just wants a blowie...

Oh 50 Cent... You and your TMI tweets!



When we last left off, the rapper was talking about his sexual encounter with "a fat bitch" and now he's tweeting about his need for oral.  And he's calling his fans who don't like what they're reading 'bitches', 'ugly', and 'dickheads'.  HAAA...

Late last night Fiddy wrote, "Ok ok I really want a blow job damn what's wrong with that. just give me a little licky licky. Lol".



Followed by, "Look I'm a good person I don't ask for much. I deserve a little oral bobbing on my ball sack. I do everything better when I'm relaxed. Lol".



Then he started sticking up for the ladies needs saying, "If you a man and your over 25 and you don't eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol".



And when his followers started to voice their dislike for his tweets he responded, "Look b**ch nobody ask you", and "look I can't help it if you retarded b**ch lol", and "Thanks a lot di*k head I'm still rich".  He also dissed his 'less attractive' fans who send him pictures of themselves (probably offering him BJs) tweeting, "Man some of these hoe's so ugly on here. ain't nobody gonna talk to them unless they on twitter. I be looking at they pics. my god lol".



Class act.  What will 50 tweet next?  His STD test results?  How he manscapes?  The width, length, texture, and color of his next bowel movement??

50 Cent throws his back out doing a "fat bitch"

It's like 50 Cent and Kanye West are battling all over again... not for album sales but for the most wack tweets!  And I think Fiddy is winning...

See, Kanye's tweets can be entertaining sometimes, because the guy's problems are just not regular people's problems... for example: "Man... whatever happened to my antique fish tank?"  Like, who else says that?



But 50's tweets are to the point where someone else needed to create an "English 50 Cent" account to translate what the fuck he is saying most of the time.  But there are some things that don't need translating... only a TMI warning!



Yesterday the rapper/actor tweeted, "A so look I just finished fuckin a fat bitch for the first time I wanta tell you n****s don't knock it till you try it.it was bad," adding, "Hurt my motherfucking back though I should a never tried to pick that bitch up. Lol"  HAHAHA!  No way!!  He's not serious!!!  And if he is, I hope that "fat bitch" doesn't follow him on Twitter.  Aaaahaha.



But like Kanye says... "You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end."  Truth!  And on your Twitter account too I guess?  I gotta try that... but I prefer "ha ha" to "LOL".