In case you have been wondering why Kim Kardashian hasn't been retweeting the daily kiss ass compliments her followers tweet her, it's because the broad is "digitally dead" along with a bunch of other celebs.
Alicia Keys, Ryan Seacrest, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and more signed off their social networking sites yesterday and won't return until $1 million has been raised for people living with AIDS/HIV in India and Africa.
For higher impact/creepy effect, each celeb posed in a coffin. While Alicia Keys looks peaceful, Kim Kardashian couldn't look more slutty.
The arm above her head? Maybe some people (hookers) look like that when they're FOUND dead, but nobody would put you in a coffin like that. Come onnn.
Anyway, these celebs probably thought this shit would be a breeze and they'd be back on Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, and EHarmony in no time but DListed reports so far only $162,000 has been donated. That's because the majority of people are like wait-- we can get Kim Kardashian off Twitter??
Maybe instead of this stupid "I'm playing dead" thing (even my dog thinks it's silly), these rich ass celebs should be donating their OWN damn money too. But you know every single one of them is loving it and probably fantasizes about their actual deaths with all the media coverage they would get... sickos.
Showing posts with label Alicia Keys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alicia Keys. Show all posts
Thursday, December 2, 2010
"Dead" celebrity charity backfire
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Alicia Keys,
Bryan Seabass,
Crazy web,
Do-gooder,
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Justin Timberlake,
Lady Gaga,
The Kardashians
Friday, October 15, 2010
Alicia Keys + Swizz Beatz have a baby boy
Alicia Keys and her husband Swizz Beatz welcomed a baby boy on Thursday night. US Weekly confirms the artists have named their newborn son Egypt Daoud Dean. (Dad’s real name is Kasseem Dean.)
This is the first child for Alicia, and the fourth for Beatz. The couple got married this summer in a preggo wedding.
EGYPT though. Really??
This is the first child for Alicia, and the fourth for Beatz. The couple got married this summer in a preggo wedding.
EGYPT though. Really??
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