Osama and Obama are VERY different people

Jimmy Kimmel has pointed out several reporters who weren't too careful with their words while covering the death of Osama bin Laden Sunday night... and accidentally calling him Obama. When you say OBAMA has been killed, people are going to freak the fuck out that's the President of the United States!







I'm watching The View right now (Betty White is co-hosting, shutup) and the ladies are going OFF saying the redhead in this clip deserves to be fired. Ugh, and what makes it so much worse is that she's Canadian! I am so embarrassed for her and this epic fail. There's no excuse for fucking that up 3 times when you're a professional who is supposed to be reporting the facts.



She probably hates herself so much right now.

Charlie Sheen booed on tour

Charlie Sheen's "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option" tour bombed on opening night in Detroit this weekend.  That's because it was more like the "My Boring Trainwreck of Crack Stories/Booing Is An Option" show.

Entertainment Weekly has a complete breakdown of events with highlights.  Here's a summary:

• It started with the crowd chanting Charlie's name and all his lame catch phrases in anticipation.


• The poor opening act got his ass booed off stage because they couldn't wait for the main event, which they probably now regret. Plus that comedian probably immediately regretted taking a job opening for Charlie Sheen.


• The show started like an hour late.


• Sheen's "goddesses" made out on stage most likely as a distraction.


• There was actually a video of him playing Call Of Duty.


• When he was booed, 30 minutes in,  Charlie yells, "I already got your money, dude!"


• Then he scolds the audience, "You paid your hard-earned money without knowing what this show was about."


• He tries to talk about crack even though the audience isn't feeling it.


• He takes questions but doesn't answer them and keeps trying to talk about crack.


• People start leaving early.

This featured 20/20 bit COULD have worked, if it didn't go on for fucking ever.







Yeah, the original was better... when he wasn't trying so, so hard.  I can only imagine how painful his live show must have been.



Can all this Charlie Sheen hype be over now?  He's not cool.  And the only thing he had going for him, his "comedy", is clearly not happening either.  Please retire.

X-Tina messes up the national anthem

It's not MY national anthem so I had no idea Christina Aguilera screwed up while singing it at the Super Bowl yesterday, but that she did.



I guess she was supposed to say, "o'er the ramparts we watched" but she sang "what so proudly we watched," instead.  And then no one was proud.







At least she can actually SING.  Unlike these four robots.

Black Eyed PLEASE never do that again

The light show was fantastic, I loved the dancers, and nobody can top Usher's sick moves!



But from the audio problems to singing in autotune/off-key, Black Eyed Peas fans were left disappointed at halftime during the Super Bowl last night.



The group sang a medley of their hits including "I Gotta Feeling", "Boom Boom Pow", and then Fergie took on (and failed) "Sweet Child O' Mine" with Slash... followed by "Pump It", "Let's Get It Started", and "OMG" featuring Usher (who should have done the entire halftime).  Next up "Where Is The Love" with NO Justin Timberlake making his return to the Super Bowl.  Freakin' teases... Finally, "The Time (Dirty Bit)" and "I Gotta Feeling" once more.







Great, now do we have to suffer through 6 more years of classic rock because of this?

The fuck

This guy was just recently forced into a mental health evaluation from a judge so that might explain this…

[photo via Rap-Up.com]

Upon his release from the ASYLUM, rapper Gucci Mane celebrated by getting an ice cream cone with three scoops tattooed on his right cheek.  Yes, those are also red lightning bolts shooting out of the scoops, and the word “Brrr” written on the cone.



Apparently the new ink is in honor of his record label ‘So Icey’.  But still, it's on YOUR FACE.  FOREVER.



Even Mike Tyson thinks it looks stupid...

"Dead" celebrity charity backfire

In case you have been wondering why Kim Kardashian hasn't been retweeting the daily kiss ass compliments her followers tweet her, it's because the broad is "digitally dead" along with a bunch of other celebs.



Alicia Keys, Ryan Seacrest, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and more signed off their social networking sites yesterday and won't return until $1 million has been raised for people living with AIDS/HIV in India and Africa.



For higher impact/creepy effect, each celeb posed in a coffin.  While Alicia Keys looks peaceful, Kim Kardashian couldn't look more slutty.

The arm above her head?  Maybe some people (hookers) look like that when they're FOUND dead, but nobody would put you in a coffin like that.  Come onnn.



Anyway, these celebs probably thought this shit would be a breeze and they'd be back on Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, and EHarmony in no time but DListed reports so far only $162,000 has been donated.  That's because the majority of people are like wait-- we can get Kim Kardashian off Twitter??



Maybe instead of this stupid "I'm playing dead" thing (even my dog thinks it's silly), these rich ass celebs should be donating their OWN damn money too.  But you know every single one of them is loving it and probably fantasizes about their actual deaths with all the media coverage they would get... sickos.

SuBo choked

Notice any differences between these two videos?











Yes, in the first video Susan Boyle clearly has gas.  That's the way her performance aired on the east coast live broadcast of The View this morning... Unfortunately, us west coasters always miss this funny shit and got the re-taped version as shown in the second video.



TGFYT = Thank God For YouTube.

Sotally Tober!

The best part of this video is when the newscasters call the guy "a suspected drunk driver"...

The worst PSA for safe sex I've ever seen

I have no idea what the fuck this PSA starring Bristol Palin and Mike "The Situation" from Dancing With The Stars is about... Is it for safe sex or for abstinence?



Whatever it is... Not only is the message not coming across, but it's NOT FUNNY either:







Oh I just figured it out!  It's for Sarah Palin for President in 2012.

Show me... PENIS!

I guess Steve Harvey is now the 116th host of Family Feud... but he got his panties in a bunch when one contestant blurted out the most obvious answer when the stupidest question EVER was asked in fast money.



"We asked 100 men, name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16."



WHAT THE FUCK.  You're supposed to answer with the first thing that comes to your mind (because you're being timed) so you can't blame this chick for saying what she said:







So many questions.  First of all, was it the number 1 answer?  Because I would assume that at least 50 percent of the 100 men polled would have answered penis too.  Secondly, did they give her back the time on the clock that ran out because of Steve's over-the-top reaction to the male genitalia?  And finally, I want to see the person who answered CHEST.  Did they think penis at first too then deflect to chest?



Oh wait one more... Why is this show still on??

Tyra fail

Tyra Banks was obviously trying to start a trend at French Vogue’s 90th Anniversary Party in Paris last night... but if she actually thinks this is going to catch on, bitch be nuts.

The America's Next Top Model host was all proud of herself tweeting this picture of herself with the caption: "So, when I couldn't find a mask for FRENCH VOGUE 90th ANNIVERSARY Masquerade Party, I made my own!" adding, "Can u guess how I made this FRENCH VOGUE party mask??? It's homemade. How did I do it though? Hint: was super cheap."



HINT: nobody fucking cares.