Kim Kardashian's song 'Jam'

Please don't tell me this song will shoot straight to #1 on iTunes...

Kim Kardashian's new song "Jam", produced by The-Dream, premiered on On-Air with Ryan Seacrest this morning.  Get ready for mediocrity!

Just no fluctuation in her voice.  My singing voice doesn't have range either, but you don't see me recording music and selling it!!  I'm a little disappointed in The-Dream, but I guess he did the best he could with what he was working with...

Anyway, according to Kim's blog, a portion of the proceeds will be donated to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital.  A PORTION.  That better be a very large portion.

"Dead" celebrity charity backfire

In case you have been wondering why Kim Kardashian hasn't been retweeting the daily kiss ass compliments her followers tweet her, it's because the broad is "digitally dead" along with a bunch of other celebs.



Alicia Keys, Ryan Seacrest, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and more signed off their social networking sites yesterday and won't return until $1 million has been raised for people living with AIDS/HIV in India and Africa.



For higher impact/creepy effect, each celeb posed in a coffin.  While Alicia Keys looks peaceful, Kim Kardashian couldn't look more slutty.

The arm above her head?  Maybe some people (hookers) look like that when they're FOUND dead, but nobody would put you in a coffin like that.  Come onnn.



Anyway, these celebs probably thought this shit would be a breeze and they'd be back on Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, and EHarmony in no time but DListed reports so far only $162,000 has been donated.  That's because the majority of people are like wait-- we can get Kim Kardashian off Twitter??



Maybe instead of this stupid "I'm playing dead" thing (even my dog thinks it's silly), these rich ass celebs should be donating their OWN damn money too.  But you know every single one of them is loving it and probably fantasizes about their actual deaths with all the media coverage they would get... sickos.

BSB/NKOTB tour is happening

Prepare to freak the fuck out!  Back in the summer, there were rumors of a New Kids On The Block/Backstreet Boys joint tour in the near future, and now it has been confirmed.

Ryan Seacrest, who probably longed to be in one of those bands back in the day, officially announced the concert tour on his radio show On-Air today.  Thousands of car accidents happened simultaneously as a result.  What are you supposed to do when you hear news like that??  Stay on the road?  Not rear end the car in front of you?  Well that's a lot to ask of older ladies who need to cross their legs so they don't pee from excitement...



Also, BSB will be appearing on Oprah tomorrow (Nov.4), and alongside NKOTB for a performance on the American Music Awards on November 21st.  Don't act like you're not setting your PVR right now...

J-Lo and Seacrest being all catty

Oh please American Idol... it's so obvious your 10th season is going to be a big fat fail and it's really pathetic how you're trying to drum up fake press to get people to tune in...

In Touch Weekly reports there's already "tension" between Jennifer Lopez and Ryan Seacrest on the set.  They say the diva and divo are having temper tantrums over everything from dressing rooms to who gets top billing.  Apparently Ryan is "upset" because he was the one who first suggested J-Lo as a judge and now he "regrets it" because she thinks he's a bigger star than he is.



Aweee!  Life is so hard competing for attention while still managing to make 8-figures on a dying brand...

American Idol announces the obvious...

It has been rumored for weeks that Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler would be joining Randy Jackson as the American Idol judges next season, and now it has been confirmed by FOX.

It was announced today on the Idol stage by Ryan Seacrest while streaming online, but there was only one problem... the audio wasn't working during the live feed.  HAHA!  FAIL.  But it is now available with sound if you want to re-watch it.  Although, I'd suggest you don't waste your time... there's really no big surprises.



I think what they SHOULD HAVE done though, was fool us all and bring out the OTHER Randy Jackson, Michael Jackson's brother, as a judge.  Throw us for a little loop...  Surprise! 

Because honestly, why aren't they getting rid of Randy "Dawg, yo, a little pitchy for me, dawggg" Jackson anyway??