2011 MTV Movie Awards - winners

So the MTV Movie Awards went down over the weekend, and once again, The Twilight Saga dominated. Eclipse won five awards and made it clear that pretty much no other film, movie, actor, or actress has a chance until after Breaking Dawn Part II.

But, it wasn't only vampires, werewolves, and girls who are in love with vampires and werewolves who won awards... In fact, it was pretty difficult to tell who would take home popcorn trophies outside of Twilight-nominated categories.



Here's the complete list of winners:



BEST MALE PERFORMANCE

Robert Pattinson

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse



BEST VILLIAN

Tom Felton

Harry Potter: Deathly Hollows Part 1



BEST JAW DROPPING MOMENT

Justin Bieber

Never Say Never



BIGGEST BADASS STAR WINNER

Chloe Grace Moretz

Kick Ass



BEST BREAKOUT STAR

Chloe Grace Moretz



BEST FIGHT

Robert Pattinson vs. Bryce Dallas Howard vs. Xavier Samuel

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse



BEST KISS

Robert Pattinson/ Kristen Stewart

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse



MTV GENERATION

Reese Witherspoon



BEST LINE FROM A MOVIE

“I want to get chocolate wasted”

Alexys Nycole Sanchez



BEST SCARED-AS-SH*T

Ellen Page

Inception



BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE

Kristen Stewart

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse



BEST MOVIE

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse



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And also... this happened:

Biebz got his ears pierced!! Biebz got his ears pierced!!



If you take them out right away the holes will grow in, just FYI...

Lindsay Lohan fired then rehired from latest movie

Lindsay Lohan was dropped from the upcoming Gotti family movie earlier today before talking her way back onto the cast list.

The film's producer Marc Fiore told TMZ the actress's management (that's code for Dina Lohan) was just too difficult to deal with. FYI Team Lindsay, you can't be all demanding when her career is hanging by a thread... But, the girl isn't completely fucked over...



LiLo spoke to Fiore herself and begged him to be a part of Gotti: Three Generations. He was like, "A'ight," but she will no longer be playing John Gotti's daughter Victoria (her sister from another mister). Instead, she will be taking on the daughter-in-law Kim.



Kim Kardashian was once considered for that role, so you can tell just how challenging it will be...

'Black Swan' dance double speaks out

Wow, it's amazing what movie producers will do in order to win an Oscar.



I love Natalie Portman, I think she's an amazing actress, but she may not have transformed herself into professional ballet dancer and that's okay. You're allowed to win Academy Awards with someone else performing a good chunk of your stunts, it happens all the time. But I've never seen anyone (movie makers) so desperate to try to cover it up.



I saw the movie. Natalie's intense portrayal of paranoia and pressure was worthy, there's no question.  Her character performance was the work of a true film artist. That is not the issue here.



But to make her out to be something more than she was in order to hype everything up and to continue to lie about it is shady. It wasn't a simple omission of facts that led people to believe Portman did most of the dancing in Black Swan... This deception was carefully thought out and planted in the media months before the movie's release, all for an Oscar campaign.

No one is saying Natalie didn't work hard, but what Sarah Lane is saying to 20/20 makes absolute sense. There's no way the Black Swan star learned how to dance like a professional ballerina in such short time. Yet, that's what those involved want Hollywood and movie goers to believe.



I was a competitive dancer growing up and practiced every day until I graduated high school. Not only do you have to train your body for years and years for strength and flexibility in order to learn how to properly execute ballet movements, but to actually look good doing it and make it seem effortless is something you can spend a lifetime trying to perfect. It's not just about technical skill, it's about performance style and such an art form can not be rushed.



Consider a golf game. Can someone train every day for a year-and-a-half and suddenly become the next Tiger Woods? Or can someone hit the gymnasium every day for a year-and-a-half only to win a gold medal in gymnastics at the next summer Olympics? Is it possible for someone to have never put on a pair of skates before yet learn how to play hockey like Wayne Gretzky in a year-and-a-half?



A true ballet dancer can not be interpreted like a painting whether it's art or not. A ballerina is an athlete as well as an artist, and the pros can not be faked. Unless that is, you have a dance double and some serious technology...







There's no way anyone will ever admit what Sarah Lane is claiming is true. But if you were Natalie Portman, wouldn't you want to know you deserved to win Best Actress without your team having to embellish?

HOT

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson hook up in the new movie Water For Elephants, but hardcore Twilight fans don't have to worry about her trying to steal him away from Kristen Stewart in real life... because Reese is not turned on by him at all.

The actress tells In Touch about filming their love scenes, "Rob possibly had the most hideous horrible cold of any co-star I’ve ever had to do a love scene with ever in my entire life. He was literally snorting and snotting through every second of it – and it was not appealing. I’m talking green, infectious, disgusting – I’m not kidding!"



She adds, "I’m going to say it’s a little bit of a downer. I was a little disappointed. It wasn’t sexy."



Robert is like, "Bitch, you weren't so great yourself. Even the elephant had better breath."







They look super cute together though.  Reese is a liar, she loved his mucus all over her!  I bet she kept his kleenex.

Lindsay Lohan may have a job

Lindsay Lohan hasn't even officially signed on to play Victoria Gotti in a new biopic about mob boss John Gotti, but that didn't stop her from showing up at a recent press conference for the upcoming film (via DListed).

Victoria, 48, really reeeeeally wants Lindsay, 24, to play her because they look like twins.  I said twins, not mother/daughter.  Plus she's a huge fan of The Parent Trap.  Yeah um, 11-year-old cute little Lindsay Lohan(s) is not the same actress as 24-year-old "can't get my shit together" Lindsay Lohan... for your information Vicky.



John Travolta is already confirmed to play papa John Gotti and even he's cool if LiLo stumbles on board as well.  So I don't get what's holding the family back from hiring her...



What could it be??  OH RIGHT, Lindsay is going to trial soon and faces PRISON TIME.  And the only movies you make in jail are surveillance tapes.



The cast will be announced in the next few weeks for sure though.  If Pauly D isn't offered a role as one of Victoria's sons and they want people to take this shit seriously??  Then they can fuhget aboudit.

Yet ANOTHER American Pie

People is reporting that Jason Biggs, Eugene Levy, and Seann William Scott (even though he's in rehab) are all set to film like the 37th sequel to American Pie.

I swear Eugene Levy has never given up on this franchise as he has appeared in ALL of the shit direct-to-DVD spinoffs.



Some of the original cast didn't make past the second movie (because they thought they were too good or something back then... Maybe they actually had a chance at a long-lasting career before they fucked it up for themselves a.k.a. Tara Reid, Chris Klein, Mena Suvari...) are in talks to return for the next instillment as well.



Stiffler's mom and that guy who played Tara Reid's orgasm giver are supposed to come back too.  One name I'm not seeing in this article though is Alyson Hannigan.  I'm sure she's real busy with How I Met Your Mother but you can NOT tell me that guy who stuck it in the apple pie and the band camp slut aren't still married!

RAZZIE 'winners'

While the best movies of the year were getting prestigious awards this weekend at the Oscars, the worst were racking up Razzies…



The 31st annual Golden Raspberry Awards went down, as tradition has it, the night before the Oscars… with The Last Airbender and Sex & The City 2 receiving the most “wins”…

• ‘Worst Picture’: The Last Airbender.


• ‘Worst Actor’: Ashton Kutcher for Killers and Valentine’s Day.


• ‘Worst Actress’: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon for Sex & The City 2.


• ‘Worst Supporting Actor’: Jackson Rathbone for The Last Airbender and Twilight Saga: Eclipse.


• ‘Worst Supporting Actress’: Jessica Alba for The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete and Valentine’s Day.


• ‘Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3-D’: The Last Airbender.


• ‘Worst Screen Couple/Screen Ensemble’: The entire cast of Sex & The City 2.


• ‘Worst Screenplay’: The Last Airbender.


• ‘Worst Director’: M. Night Shyamalan for The Last Airbender.


• ‘Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel’: Sex & The City 2.

Skimming through the list of “winners” (a.k.a. losers) of the Razzies reminds me of skimming through the list of movies available on Netflix.

Oscars 2011

The 83rd annual Academy Awards went down last night with hosts Anne Hathaway and James Franco.

Winners:



The King's Speech, 4: ‘Best Picture’, ‘Writing (Original Screenplay)’, ‘Directing’, and ‘Actor In A Leading Role’ (to Colin Firth)



Inception, 4: ‘Cinematography’, ‘Sound Editing’, ‘Sound Mixing’, and ‘Visual Effects’.



The Social Network, 3: ‘Music (Original Score)’, ‘Film Editing’, and ‘Writing (Adapted Screenplay)’.



Toy Story 3, Alice In Wonderland, and The Fighter all took home 2 Oscars each (including Melissa “F-bomb” Leo and Christian Bale for both ‘Supporting Role’ awards). While Natalie Portman earned Black Swan one for ‘Actress In A Leading Role’.







Highlights:

• Anne Hathaway and James Franco's opening skit.  "You just got Inceptioned!"


• More than half of Anne's outfits.


• Kirk Douglas eating up half of the show to present one award... He's pretty fly for an old guy.


• Melissa Leo dropping the FUCK word and me being able to hear it loud and clear thanks to the lack of delay on the channel I was on.


• Justin Timberlake on stage joking, "I'm Bansky!", the anonymous graffiti artist nominated in the 'Documentary' category, but lost.


• Russell Brand translating Helen Mirren.


• Auto-tuning the movies.  You know it's the future.


• Christian Bale and his bushy beard seemingly forgetting his wife's name.


• Sandra Bullock calling Jeff Bridges an award hoarder.  Seriously, she saved the day.

Lowlights:

• Josh Brolin and Javier Bardem in matching white tuxes and not even explaining why... WHY?


• Reese Witherspoon's hair clip... So grade 8.


• Cate Blanchett's lavandar bubble dress with green barf stains.


• Jude Law and his hairline Ricky Gervais'ing Robert Downey Jr.


• Gwyneth Paltrow's "performance" with her white microphone.  And if you never did that again, that would be great.


• Corey Haim not making the 'In Memoriam' segment.  What the fuhhh?


• Tom Hooper's side screen shot while accepting his Director award.  That is just MEAN.


• Anne Hathaway turning into a "woo" girl.  "WOOOOO!!!"  One "woo" too many, girl.


• Everything about James Franco past the opening skit.

Jennifer Aniston is a meanie to Heidi Montag

Remember when Heidi Montag went to visit her mom on The Hills for the first time following her plastic surgery and she made that frightening cry face?  Girl has an UGLY cry...

Well apparently Jennifer Aniston has made that face happen again...



Heidi, who makes a cameo in Jennifer and Adam Sandler's new movie Just Go With It, tells US Weekly the actress banned her from the premiere.  HAHA.  She's all, "I'm so upset. I was so excited! This is the first movie I've ever been in and I can't walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was 'too polarizing."



She whines a little more, "I've been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it's just really upsetting that she would do this to me. She should know how hard it is to make a career for yourself and to have someone like Jennifer Aniston go out of her way to make things hard for me is really disheartening."

But Jenn's rep is denying this shit saying, "This is absolutely false. Jennifer has nothing to do with who was or was not invited."



And now even Heidi is going back on her story like a dumbass.  She retracted her lies to US Weekly shortly after explaining, "it was all a big misunderstanding. I got my invite and I would have loved to be there, but I had to be Los Angeles with my dogs."



HAHA okay... more like the producers told the ungrateful little brat to drink a warm glass of SHUT-THE-HELL-UP.

Miley's new man

Miley Cyrus has a new boyyyyfriend and his name is Josh Bowman.  While he's not as hot as her ex Liam Hemsworth, he's certainly upgraded from HIS ex... Amy Winehouse.



After that bong thing, Miles probably thinks she's badass enough to date a crackhead's former lovah...



US Weekly reports the two hit it off while co-starring in an upcoming movie called So Undercover.  So Undercover?  Why does that sound like an Olsen twins movie?

And the SAG awards went to...

This is the one time of year celebrities actually want the word "SAG" affiliated with them in magazines...



The 17th annual SAG awards (a.k.a. the Screen Actors Guild awards) went down last night with pretty much everyone who won a Golden Globe taking home a Saggy too.  No, they don't really call them that, but I do.



And the winners are:

• Outstanding Cast in a Motion Picture - The King's Speech


• Outstanding Actor - Colin Firth "The King's Speech"


• Outstanding Actress - Natalie Portman "Black Swan"


• Outstanding Supporting Actor - Christian Bale "The Fighter"


• Outstanding Actress - Melissa Leo "The Fighter"

• Outstanding Cast in a Television Drama - Boardwalk Empire


• Outstanding Cast in a Television Comedy - Modern Family


• Outstanding Actor, Drama - Steve Buscemi "Boardwalk Empire"


• Outstanding Actress, Drama - Julianna Margulies "The Good Wife"


• Outstanding Actor, Comedy - Alec Baldwin "30 Rock"


• Outstanding Actress, Comedy - Betty White "Hot In Cleveland"

• Outstanding Actor in a TV Movie - Al Pacino "You Don't Know Jack"


• Outstanding Actress in a TV Movie - Claire Danes "Temple Grandin"

• Outstanding Stunts, Movie - Inception


• Outstanding Stunts, TV - True Blood

Can it be the Oscars yet??

Willow Smith as 'Annie'

First she was all, "I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth!" and now that hair is going to be RED.

A remake of Annie is in the works thanks to Jay-Z and Will Smith starring 10-year-old Willow Smith.  If you're like, "Why the fuck?" let me explain...



According to NecoleBitchie.com:

• Will Smith and his wife Jada own Overbrook Entertainment.


• Jay-Z owns Roc Nation.


• Jay-Z recently signed Will and Jada's daughter Willow to his music label.


• Will and Jada have partnered up with Jay-Z to co-invest in Carol's Daughter, a freakin' hair product line.


• They also co-produced the Broadway show Fela! together which was nominated for 11 Tony awards.


• Overbrook Entertainment has produced films such as I Am Legend, Hancock, The Pursuit Of Happyness and the remake of Karate Kid to name a few (the last two of which Will and Jada's son Jaden starred in by the way).


• PLUS, Jay-Z has famously sampled the Annie classic "Hard Knock Life".

Sooo, any other questions?  Like why wouldn't they?

Oscar noms

Oscar nominations were announced today and some Golden Globe nominees (and a winner) were left out including Mark Wahlberg in The Fighter, Julianne Moore (The Kids Are All Right), Mila Kunis for Black Swan, Ryan Gosling in Blue Valentine, Andrew Garfield (The Social Network), and GG winner Paul Giamatti for Barney's Version.  Those people are getting drunk tonight.

Here are the people who ARE nominated though.  They'll probably get drunk too.



LEADING ACTOR

Jeff Bridges, True Grit

Javier Bardem, Biutiful

Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network

Colin Firth, The King's Speech

James Franco, 127 Hours



LEADING ACTRESS

Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right

Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole

Jennifer Lawrence, Winter's Bone

Natalie Portman, Black Swan

Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine



SUPPORTING ACTOR

Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right

Christian Bale, The Fighter

Jeremy Renner, The Town

Geoffrey Rush, The King's Speech

John Hawkes, Winter's Bone



SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Amy Adams, The Fighter

Helena Bonham Carter, The King's Speech

Melissa Leo, The Fighter

Jacki Weaver, Animal Kingdom

Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit



BEST PICTURE

Black Swan (5 nominations total)

The Fighter (7 nominations total)

Inception (8 nominations total)

The Kids Are All Right (4 nominations total)

The King's Speech (leads with 12 total nominations)

127 Hours (6 nominations total)

The Social Network (8 nominations total)

Toy Story 3 (5 nominations total)

True Grit (10 nominations total)

Winter's Bone (4 nominations total)



The 83rd annual Academy Awards are on February 27... for the full list of nominees click HERE!

Anne Hathaway and Tom Hardy cast in Batman 3

I don't know about this... Anne Hathaway as Catwoman?  Well technically she's not "Catwoman", she's "Selina Kyle" who may or may not eventually become Catwoman.

Director Christopher Nolan made the casting announcement of The Dark Knight Rises to Access Hollywood today saying, "I am thrilled to have the opportunity to work with Anne Hathaway, who will be a fantastic addition to our ensemble as we complete our story."



Also set to star in Nolan's third (and final) Batman movie is Inception star Tom Hardy.  YES!  He. is. so. hot.  He will play "Bane", the comic book character famously known for cracking "Bruce Wayne"/Batman's back putting him in a wheelchair.  Asshole.

You've still got to wait until NEXT summer though, July 2012, to see Christian Bale do his Batman voice for the last time.

Golden Globe noms

The Golden Globes is my favorite awards show because it not only combines TV and movies, BUT everyone there is always slizzard!

The nominations for the GGs came out today and only some of it is disappointing but I can assure you I will make it clear what I'm not happy with.

I'm only gonna list the main awards obvy (via TooFab)...

MOVIES

BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

- "Black Swan"

- "The Fighter"

- "Inception"

- "The King's Speech"

- "The Social Network"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

- Halle Berry, "Frankie and Alice"

- Nicole Kidman, "Rabbit Hole"

- Jennifer Lawrence, "Winter's Bone"

- Natalie Portman, "Black Swan"

- Michelle Williams, "Blue Valentine"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA


- Jesse Eisenberg, "The Social Network"

- Colin Firth, "The King's Speech"

- James Franco, "127 Hours"

- Ryan Gosling, "Blue Valentine"

- Mark Wahlberg, "The Fighter"


So far so good...

BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

- Alice in Wonderland

- Burlesque (just because it's a musical, doesn't mean you need to nominate it)

- The Kids Are All Right

- Red

- The Tourist (didn't this just suck hard at the box office?)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

- Annette Bening, "The Kids Are All Right"

- Anne Hathaway, "Love and Other Drugs"

- Angelina Jolie, "The Tourist" (you're kidding right? With that despicable fake accent??)

- Julianne Moore, "The Kids Are All Right"

- Emma Stone, "Easy A"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

- Johnny Depp, "Alice in Wonderland"

- Johnny Depp, "The Tourist" (Okay, way to be discreet with your obsession with Johnny Depp...)

- Paul Giamatti, "Barney's Version"

- Jake Gyllenhaal, "Love and Other Drugs"

- Kevin Spacey, "Casino Jack"

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

- "Despicable Me"

- "How to Train Your Dragon"

- "The Illusionist"

- "Tangled"

- "Toy Story 3"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

- Amy Adams, "The Fighter"

- Helena Bonham Carter, "The King's Speech"

- Mila Kunis, "Black Swan"

- Melissa Leo, "The Fighter"

- Jacki Weaver, "Animal Kingdom"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

- Christian Bale, "The Fighter"

- Michael Douglas, "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps"

- Andrew Garfield, "The Social Network" (sorry Justin Timberlake...)

- Jeremy Renner, "The Town" (what about Ben Affleck in the Main Actor role?)

- Geoffrey Rush, "The King's Speech"

BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE

- Darren Aronofsky, "Black Swan"

- David Fincher, "The Social Network"

- Tom Hooper, "The King's Speech"

- Christopher Nolan, "Inception"

- David O. Russell, "The Fighter"

In all, this The King's Speech thing is in the lead with 7 nominations, followed by The Social Network and The Fighter with 6... Inception, Black Swan, and The Kids Are All Right received 4.  And Leo DiCaprio probably should have gotten a nom for himself too but clearly he forgot to plant the idea in somebody's mind...

TELEVISION

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

- Boardwalk Empire

- Dexter

- The Good Wife

- Mad Men

- The Walking Dead

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

- Julianna Margulies, "The Good Wife"

- Elisabeth Moss, "Mad Men"

- Piper Perabo, "Covert Affairs"

- Katey Segal, "Sons of Anarchy"

- Kyra Sedgwick, "The Closer"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

- Steve Buscemi, "Boardwalk Empire"

- Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad"

- Michael C. Hall, "Dexter"

- Jon Hamm, "Mad Men"

- Hugh Laurie, "House"

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

- "30 Rock"

- "The Big Bang Theory"

- "The Big C"

- "Glee"

- "Modern Family"

- "Nurse Jackie"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

- Toni Collette, "United States of Tara"

- Edie Falco, "Nurse Jackie"

- Tina Fey, "30 Rock"

- Laura Linney, "The Big C"

- Lea Michele, "Glee"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

- Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock"

- Steve Carell, "The Office"

- Thomas Jane, "Hung"

- Matthew Morrison, "Glee"

- Jim Parsons, "The Big Bang Theory"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS: TELEVISION

- Hope Davis, "The Special Relationship"

- Jane Lynch, "Glee"

- Kelly MacDonald, "Boardwalk Empire"

- Julia Stiles, "Dexter"

- Sofia Vergara, "Modern Family"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR: TELEVISION

- Scott Caan, "Hawaii Five-O"

- Chris Colfer, "Glee"

- Chris Noth, "The Good Wife"

- Eric Stonestreet, "Modern Family,"

- David Strathairn, "Temple Grandin"

Yep, this all seems legit.

I approve that Glee is in the lead with 5 nominations!  30 Rock, Modern Family, Mad Men, Dexter, The Good Wife, and Boardwalk Empire all have 3.

The drunkfest goes down on January 16, 2011!

Justin Timberlake is hustlin' for an Oscar

I only recently found out that when a someone is nominated for an Oscar it's usually because they fucking campaigned for it!  Just like someone hoping to become the town mayor or even the damn President of the United States!  They even have rallies and sponsors and shit.  I know, shocked!



I so just thought if you were a great actor/ actress/ director/ screenwriter/ etc, the Academy would recognize you for that and reward you with a nomination but nope.  Apparently you gotta work it off-screen too.  Who knew??  This so takes the glamor out of it!!



Anyway, that is exactly what Justin Timberlake is doing for his role in The Social Network.



The singer-turned-mostly-actor now (ugh) is looking for a Best Supporting Actor nomination at the Oscars and has started campaigning himself.  PopEater reports Sony is covering the cost of advertising but JT is going the extra mile... He's attending Acadmey screenings on his own and he's also reaching out to past winners like Tom Hanks and Kevin Spacey for advice.  Pretty much he's kissing ass as much as possible.



The best part is, whenever Justin is asked if he's gunning for an Oscar he's all, "Pshhh, as iffff. That's just silly. You're silly!!"  Busted.

Bill Clinton in Hangover 2

This is the best news I've heard since it was announced Mel Gibson would NOT be in the Hangover 2... But you know who will be?  Yes, Liam Neeson but ALSO... former US President Bill Clinton!



TMZ reports the 64-year-old has filmed a cameo for the upcoming movie in Thailand.  Hahaha ohhh mahh-nica Lewinsky.

I need to know, was he playing himself??  Does he need to rescue the boys from prison or some shit??  Will he be doing that politician thumb thing??

J-Biebz movie trailer

In this new movie about Justin Bieber, they're acting like he is the first and youngest person to ever make it from a small town.



In what should just be a special on MTV, is instead a full-blown movie called Never Say Never which is to be released in 3D in February.  February 11th to be exact.  You'll probably want to avoid the movie theater on that day...







Obviously, they know anything J-Biebz equals a dollar sign so you can't blame them for this shameless cash grab.  At least it's not as pathetic as an autobiography or a nail polish line.



And knowing his dedicated following (by "dedicated" I mean borderline frightening), this may just beat out Twilight's midnight screening record... if 14-year-old girls are allowed at the movies that late.

Cut

Looks like I wasn't the only Hangover fan who wasn't stoked about the news that dirty whore mouth Mel Gibson would be doing a cameo in the sequel... the cast and crew weren't down with the casting choice either.

According to producer Todd Phillips (as reported by Entertainment Weekly), "I thought Mel would have been great in the movie and I had the full backing of Jeff Robinov and his team. But I realize filmmaking is a collaborative effort, and this decision did not ultimately have the full support of my entire cast and crew."



All I'm reading is that Mel Gibson's career is fucked.  As it should be.

Mel Gibson's 'Hangover 2' cameo

Too soon.



Page Six reports Mel Gibson has been cast in a cameo role for the Hangover sequel... UGH.  The rage-hard actor is set to begin filming his cameo in about 2 weeks where he'll play a tattoo artist in Bangkok.

Bradley Cooper, Zack Galifianakis, Ed Helms, and Justin Bartha (hopefully now he'll get more screen time) will all be back for the second film, this time taking a boys trip to Thailand with a "dangerous" stop in Bangkok.  Enter Mel... Ken Jeong, the naked Asian guy from the first movie, will also return to play the badass Mr. Chow.  Wait-- what about Heather Graham?  AND CARLOS!?



Anyway, Mike Tyson's cameo in the first Hangover movie did a lot to help with his image (but it still didn't help me accept his facial tattoo), so Mel Gibson is hoping for the same effect.  Of course he is.

Look, it's one thing for someone like Tom Cruise to do a hilarious cameo to revitalize his career, i.e. Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder... but what did Tom Cruise really do except jump on a couch and declare his love for someone?  Sure he's a little nutty, but he didn't deserve the brutal backlash he received that negatively affected his career...



Mel Gibson, on the other hand, is a racist, being accused of domestic violence, and we all heard his countless heavy-breathing phone calls and voicemails to his baby-mama starring the 'C'-word.  Yeah, I really don't feel like watching his pathetic ass try to make me laugh in what SHOULD BE a hysterical movie.  Hopefully by the time the Hangover 2 comes out, his pathetic ass will belong to inmate #5100281 in federal prison...