- Chelsea Kane: a Disney ho who isn't Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato or Selena Gomez.
- Chris Jericho: a WWF (WWE) wrestler from the late 90's/early 2000's who has actually smelled what The Rock was cooking. Example. And yes, he's cut his hair since...
- Hines Ward: an NFL player who is on that "Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow" team.
- Kendra Wilkinson: Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriend, wife, mother, and has the worst intro to a reality show ever. See?
- Kirstie Alley: actress from Cheers, Look Who's Talking, It Takes Two, Veronica's Closet, etc. No longer Jenny Craig's bitch.
- Mike Catherwood: Dr. Drew's bitch... well, his radio co-host on Loveline.
- Petra Nemcova: supermodel and a do-gooder so it's hard to hate her.
- Ralph Macchio: the Karate Kid who isn't Will Smith's son...
- Romeo: the son of an old school rapper who isn't Will Smith.
- Sugar Ray Leonard: a boxer and sports broadcaster. I won't say anything sassy about him cuz he can kick ass.
- Wendy Williams: BET talk show host... will need the tallest dance partner available.
