Dancing With The Stars has revealed their season 12 cast... It includes some of the least famous people I can think of.
- Chelsea Kane: a Disney ho who isn't Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato or Selena Gomez.
- Chris Jericho: a WWF (WWE) wrestler from the late 90's/early 2000's who has actually smelled what The Rock was cooking. Example. And yes, he's cut his hair since...
- Hines Ward: an NFL player who is on that "Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow" team.
- Kendra Wilkinson: Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriend, wife, mother, and has the worst intro to a reality show ever. See?
- Kirstie Alley: actress from Cheers, Look Who's Talking, It Takes Two, Veronica's Closet, etc. No longer Jenny Craig's bitch.
- Mike Catherwood: Dr. Drew's bitch... well, his radio co-host on Loveline.
- Petra Nemcova: supermodel and a do-gooder so it's hard to hate her.
- Ralph Macchio: the Karate Kid who isn't Will Smith's son...
- Romeo: the son of an old school rapper who isn't Will Smith.
- Sugar Ray Leonard: a boxer and sports broadcaster. I won't say anything sassy about him cuz he can kick ass.
- Wendy Williams: BET talk show host... will need the tallest dance partner available.
Season 12 of DWTS premieres Monday, March 21 and I'm so canceling my season pass on TiVo for this losing bunch...
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