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Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson hook up in the new movie Water For Elephants, but hardcore Twilight fans don't have to worry about her trying to steal him away from Kristen Stewart in real life... because Reese is not turned on by him at all.

The actress tells In Touch about filming their love scenes, "Rob possibly had the most hideous horrible cold of any co-star I’ve ever had to do a love scene with ever in my entire life. He was literally snorting and snotting through every second of it – and it was not appealing. I’m talking green, infectious, disgusting – I’m not kidding!"



She adds, "I’m going to say it’s a little bit of a downer. I was a little disappointed. It wasn’t sexy."



Robert is like, "Bitch, you weren't so great yourself. Even the elephant had better breath."







They look super cute together though.  Reese is a liar, she loved his mucus all over her!  I bet she kept his kleenex.