Sean Penn trying to keep up with Scarlett Johansson

Either Scarlett Johansson is dating Sean Penn, or she's his new trainer.  It's OBVIOUS they're dating but they still won't confirm it.  If I were Scar-Jo, I wouldn't be jumping to admit I went from Ryan Reynolds to twice my age, 50-year-old Sean Penn either...



That means, every little thing they do together ends up becoming news.  Entertainment Tonight posted this picture of the two of them going for a yog (the j is silent) today.

Fascinating I know.  He's like, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"



The dumbest part is that Scarlett actually had to deny to US Weekly that she's pregnant based on this photo.  Are you kidding me?  Didn't we JUST go over this?  You can't just search desperately for a millimetre of protrusion on someone's stomach while they inhale for .2 seconds and then cry, "BABY INSIDE!!"