Thursday, April 7, 2011

LeBron's mom arrested for bitch-slapping

Gloria James, a.k.a. LeBron's mother, was arrested in Miami Beach this morning for smacking a valet attendant.  You shouldn't dooo thattt.





The NBA mama was partying at a hotel nightclub and when she stumbled to get her car (to drive drunk, smart), she thought it was taking too long to retrieve it so she open-slapped the employee across the face.  Okay Naomi Campbell...



TMZ reports the way it went down was the valet got the car, Gloria was have drunken chats with people for 30 minutes so he eventually turned the car off.  Idling is not cool for the planet.  Then all of a sudden G was like, "Yo, where the fuck my keys?" and slapped the guy.  As she slapped him, she fell on her ass as non-sober people tend to do.  The call to police came in at 4:47AM.  Nice.  When the cops rolled up to question her she said, "I don't trust your kind."  HAHA, cuz their "kind" busted her ass for a DUI in 2006.



She was arrested, charged with simple battery and disorderly intoxication, then released.



LeBron has made a statement on Gloria's dumbassness telling reporters (via TMZ), "You have to move forward ... It is my life and there’s certain things you have to deal with. You try not to let it be a distraction. I have a job to do, still."  Adding, "It’s very sensitive because it’s your mother. Of course to have an incident, it’s very sensitive. But the people around me are helping me."



But what he really meant to say was, "SIT YO ASS DOWN!"



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