Random pregnancy alert

How the hell?



Kimberly Stewart is pregnant with Benicio del Toro's baby...

A rep for the Oscar-winning actor, 44, confirms to Life & Style, "Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive. Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby."



That's embarrassing.  Honestly, it would be better for your image to have knocked up Paris Hilton.



You may be wondering who the F I'm even talking about here.  So here's a list of things Kimberly Stewart, 31, is known for:

• Being Rod Stewart's daughter.


• The older sister of Sean Stewart, a former patient on Celebrity Rehab.


• Paris Hilton's best friend replacement for Nicole Richie for a minute in 2005.


• Engaged to Talan from Laguna Beach at one point. He's seven years younger than her so I'm assuming it didn't work since he was still in high school.


• Getting featured on MTV Cribs while she was living in daddy's guesthouse.  So it wasn't even HER crib.

That about sums up her spoiled life.  But if you ask her she's a "designer" and a "model".  Now she'll be known as Benny's baby-mamma!  And she's probably excited about putting that on her Hollywood resumé.