Screw Sarah, Todd Palin is way more fascinating!

First of all, so not impressed by Barbara Walters' 10 Most Fascinating People Of 2010 list that aired last night.  Well, besides Jersey Shore, Justin Bieber, Betty White, and Sandra Bullock of course...



But J-Lo?  Sorry, the only thing fascinating about American Idol anymore is the fact that people actually still watch it.  Plus the dude who was number 1... uhhh, who dat?  The ONE person I don't know on the list is the MOST FASCINATING PERSON OF THE YEAR?  I don't think so.  And Sarah Palin for a third year in a row, Barbara??  Please get help lady, you're obsessed.

Clearly the most fascinating person in the Palin family isn't Sarah anyway.  And nope, it's not Bristol either.  It's Todd!  I, and everyone else who wasted their time watching this special, realized that the moment he strolled into the interview with his bright red cap and tucked-in dress shirt.  He's so ahead of the times when it comes to fashion... and he's even MORE eloquent than his wife!



Example: When Barbz asked Todd to describe Sarah Palin in three words, this is what he said, "Great wife, good mother, loves her country, and she’s such a great example for our family and other families."  Uhhh, that's not three words there T, that's four STATEMENTS but thanks for playing!  He makes Sarah look like a genius!  How does he do that?







Well if Todd Palin doesn't make the Most Fascinating list next year, there's always Sexiest Man Alive...

Barbara Walters' Most Fascinating People

Barbara Walters has revealed who will be appearing in her annual Most Fascinating People special this year, that is except for the #1 pick of course... and the #2 apparently...

On the 2010 list:

• Kate Middleton: about to wear a big ass wedding gown as Prince William's wifey to be.


• Sandra Bullock: picked up an Oscar, a baby, and dropped a husband all in the span of a few months.


• Justin Bieber: teen popstar, nail polish designer, and hair inspiration for young men everywhere.


• Sarah Palin: now known as Bristol Palin's mom.


• LeBron James: the reason Cleveland cries at night.


• Jennifer Lopez: an extremely overpaid new American Idol judge.


• Betty White: self-explan... just a true gem of a woman.


• The cast of Jersey Shore: a group of young adults destined to get diagnosed with either skin cancer or liver disease... Or incurable STDs.

Hmmm, so that's only 8 which means 2 more will be revealed on the special on December 9th.  It will so be the Old Spice Guy and Conan O'Brien.



But for the last 5 years, the #1 most fascinating person of the year has been a woman...



2009: Michelle Obama

2008: Tina Fey

2007: J.K. Rowling

2006: Nancy Pelosi

2005: Camilla Parker Bowles.



Isn't Lady Gaga this year too obvious of a choice??

Jennifer Grey wins DWTS season 11

It was down to Jennifer Grey, Kyle Massey, and Bristol Palin on the Dancing With The Stars finale last night... and it was the Dirty Dancing actress who was named the winner.

Grey was definitely the early favorite, but with viewers keeping the much less talented Bristol Palin in the running week after week, some were nervous she would win it all.  It even got to the point where the "teen activist" was getting sent death threats.  It's a TV SHOW you freaks!!



Listen, you may not like Bristol but if she did win I was prepared to write this:

People were upset last year when Nicole Scherzinger won DWTS last season because they thought she had an unfair advantage... that being that she is the lead singer in the group the Pussycat Dolls who DANCE just as much as they sing.  But now people are upset that Bristol Palin, a girl with NO dance experience improved little by little each week to win it??



Isn't that what Dancing With The Stars is about??  It's not Dancing With The Professional Dancers for a reason...

That said, of course now we know that Bristol didn't end up winning... she got third place instead.  And yes it WAS fair she made it that far.  Even if you thought someone else who was eliminated before her deserved it more, their sorry asses didn't get the votes!  That's half the battle.  It's just as much a popularity contest as it is a dancing contest.  I guess it's just that nobody thought Bristol Palin was that popular ha ha.

And I DO think even with Jennifer Grey's dance history, it was still fair she was voted the winner this season... because Dirty Dancing was back in 1987, yo.  Listen, I was a competitive dancer growing up and even taught dance up until 4 years ago... Now, since I haven't practiced in years, I've definitely lost my skill.  It's like anything else, you need to keep it up.  So yes, Jennifer Grey HAD danced before, but she wasn't walking into this competition as Baby fresh off the Swayze lift, mkay?

Okay now get on with your life!  Until Dancing With The Stars returns in like half a second...

Bristol Palin makes final three on DWTS

Somebody is voting for Bristol Palin on Dancing With The Stars... so much so that the "teen activist" has made it into the final fucking three!  She only has to knock off Dirty Dancing actress Jennifer Grey and Disney star Kyle Massey in order to win next week.  Yes, R&B singer Brandy was unfairly given the boot last night.

If this upsets the hell out of you, you're not alone...



A 66-year-old man in Wisconsin was so enraged watching B-Palin dance on Monday's performance show that he shot his fucking television set!  Okay Elvis...

According to the Smoking Gun, Steven Cowan's wife called police Monday evening reporting that her husband had pulled out and fired a shotgun at the TV and was threatening to kill himself too.  You're gonna KILL yourself over Dancing With The Damn Stars??  He was said to be uttering words like, "Fucking politics!"  HAHA, not a Sarah Palin fan either then, are we?



It took 15-hour standoff with the cops before the hardcore DWTS viewer surrendered and his ass has been sitting in jail since 11am Tuesday.  Mr. Cowan obviously doesn't have access to a TV in there since that shit clearly sets him off... so he has NO IDEA Bristol Palin made it to the final three!



Ahhh!  He can never know!  Can you imagine what he will do if he finds out??  And what if she WINS?!  Omg, I can't even go there...

The worst PSA for safe sex I've ever seen

I have no idea what the fuck this PSA starring Bristol Palin and Mike "The Situation" from Dancing With The Stars is about... Is it for safe sex or for abstinence?



Whatever it is... Not only is the message not coming across, but it's NOT FUNNY either:







Oh I just figured it out!  It's for Sarah Palin for President in 2012.