Teen Mom divorce

It seemed like Leah Messer was the only one of the Teen Mom bunch to have her shit together, but I guess her life is actually a messer. OK! magazine reports the reality star is getting a divorce, ok?!

It's like she was only happy for a minute... here's a rundown of her relationship:

• meets Corey Simms.


• becomes pregnant with his twins within a month. TWINS Basil!


• Leah scores an episode of 16 & Pregnant. Hollerrr.


• once their girls are born, she cheats on Corey's ass for an ex-boyfriend in high school.


• when the ex doesn't want anything to do with becoming a step-daddy (uh duh), she crawls back to Corey.


• Leah scores the spinoff Teen Mom 2. Awe yeeeeah.


• Corey forgives her and proposes a short time later (these two move quick).


• They get married and live happily ever 6 months later...

So I guess these two have been fighting over their financial situation and where they live lately. You know, something all married couples deal with? But they also have the stress of one of their daughter's health problems which is seriously sad. However, SIX MONTHS? You barely tried.



According to the tabloid, Corey moved out 2 weeks ago but it was Leah who just filed for divorce. Big mistake. He's the only decent guy on that show. And the sad fact is most young men won't want to take on a single mom with twins, so if you're looking for someone better, good luck! Prepare to be alone for a long time or to meet a string of sleezebags.



Oh well, maybe if she causes more drama with this divorce, she'll make even more MTV money and that's more important to some people.

Teen Mom arrested for fighting video

Oh this Jenelle Evans is really a gem.  She makes Amber Portwood from the original Teen Mom look like a saint...

Jenelle was featured in season 2 of 16 & Pregnant when she had her baby in August 2009.  Somehow, despite her disgusting behaviour and completely unlikable personality, Jenelle made it to the Teen Mom 2 spinoff.



Probably the worst mother this show has seen yet, the now 19-year-old lost custody of her son Jace to her own mother Barbara last year.  Seemingly unfazed by this, Jenelle continued acting like a fuckup... Examples: stealing her mom's credit cards, getting high, being arrested for possession of marijuana, etc.



TMZ reports she's now she's been arrested again, this time for assault.

On Friday, the website posted an absolutely revolting video of Jenelle mouthing off and then beating up a "friend" named Britany.  I won't even repost it here because it sickens me, but in the footage you can see the reality "star" making this girl bleed and not letting up when it's clear she's unable to defend herself.  Plus her repulsive friends are encouraging this all, one even pushing her into Britany to get things started.



It all went down in FRONT of Britany's house which Jenelle was apparently invited to.  Oh, what a nice guest... She supposedly jumped B over a dude, Keiffer, who is featured in Teen Mom 2.

[Keiffer is Jenelle's boyfriend but not Jace's dad.  The baby-daddy would be her ex-boyfriend Andrew who has been to jail (and may still even be there) himself.  You see, this girl has a GREAT track record.]



Some of the instigators and witnesses of the fight have been arrested too... but TMZ says so did the victim Britany??  This is so fucked up.  In a statement, Jenelle's lawyer says he believes his poor, poor client was setup.  OKAY.



Put this filthy trick where she belongs... in a dirty jail cell where she can soon learn how it feels to get her ass kicked relentlessly.

Update on Amber Portwood

Since getting locked up for a night on domestic violence charges, Amber Portwood has been released after posting her $5,000 bail.  She has also pled not guilty to all three felonies she's facing, plus is waiting to hear the fate of her daughter Leah.

TMZ reports the Teen Mom star has denied staging her arguments with on/off fiance Gary Shirely for the MTV show, and that her outbursts of anger were genuine.  Of course she's going to say that... I do believe she is a certified psycho, yes, but no way in hell would she reveal that source of her $280,000 per year salary is FAKE if it was.  Yep, 6-figure paycheck, that's what I said!



E! News reports Amber told the court this week that she makes $140,000 every 6-months from MTV, and she is planning to work with the network for another full year at least.  Uhhh, so if she's making all that coin... then how come she is broke as shit on Teen Mom?  So shady.  That shit is why people question the truth about that show...



I seriously hope Amber isn't risking her fucking freedom for the damn camera!  Then again, they say some teenage girls are now getting preggo in the hopes of getting on television too.  And, hey... if you want the media attention that goes along with it, might as well kick a few asses along the way, right?  It's sad how much sense I'm making...

'Teen Mom' Amber in jail

Took long enough...



Amber Portwood is spending the night jail after being officially charged with delivering three beat downs on her ex-fiance/baby-papa Gary Shirley (all caught on camera).

TMZ reports the Teen Mom star was booked this afternoon in Indiana and has been placed on a 24-hour hold with bail set at $5,000.  I heard she makes $65,000 per season of Teen Mom so that shouldn't be too difficult to cover...



The 20-year-old has been charged with three felonies plus a misdemeanor and faces up to 3 years in prison if convicted.  Oh-- and $10,000 in fines.  Once again, if she's not blowing her MTV money on more tacky tattoos, she should be good to go.



Here's Amber's stunning mugshot, also courtesy of TMZ.

Please tell me there's going to be a third season of the original Teen Mom so I can see this shit go down!

The cast of Teen Mom 2 revealed

Apparently the split of the hottest couple of the world is just not as big as relatively unknown teenagers with babies... because US Weekly has dedicated this week's cover to the cast of Teen Mom 2.

No surprise here, the one girl who popped out twin girls on season 2 of 16 & Pregnant is a new regular... Leah Messer.  The now 19-year-old and her babies father Corey were only dating a month when they found out they were expecting.  They've since broken up after she cheated on him with her ex.  Her ex who did NOT feel like becoming an instant daddy to not one but TWO kids.  Can't blame him...



Chelsea Houska, 19, had her baby daddy Adam send her a text message on 16 & Pregnant calling her a "fat stretch mark bitch" and followed it up by asking her where and when to "sign the papers over for that mistake" meaning their now 15-month-old daughter Aubree.  What a catch.



Jenelle Evans, also 19, scored herself an even better man, a 25-year-old named Andrew who's in jail.  HOT!  He's a keeper.  On 16 & Pregnant, Jenelle expected her mom Barbara to take care of her son Jace, which resulted in Barbara screaming a lot in her "Bahbwa Wahlters" accent.  Pretty much her mom is the star and she better get the majority of the camera time.



Kailyn Lowry, 18, moved in with her boyfriend Jonathan's family when her own family wasn't there for her on 16 & Pregnant.  Her mom was more interested in getting banged herself, while her father peaced out when she was little.  At least her boyfriend's parents were supportive and helpful... at forcing Jonathan to be there for 'Kail' and their now 11-month-old son Isaac.



Yep, these are the saddest bunch of season 2's 16 & Pregnant.  I wonder what happens to the other girls who didn't make the Teen Mom cut?  Oh right, they have to continue to be MOMS, struggle, and not see their faces on the covers of magazines...

NICE INK

HAHAHA!!

Teen Mom Amber Portwood is known for her bad choices... getting pregnant as a teenager, dropping out of high school, beating on her fiance Gary Shirley on camera (three times) resulting in possible prison time, and now this...



A big ass tattoo of her 2-year-old daughter Leah (via Star magazine)!!  And it looks like Leah drew it on mommy herself with a box of permanent markers...

Like what are you doing Amber?  I think it's cute to get a tattoo for your daughter, but... maybe just her name or birthdate, not a fricken lifesized portrait.  What you have there, that's only a snapshot of her as a 2-year-old.  But she's gonna grow up FAST and look totally different yet your tattoo will... be the same.  Are you gonna get a new one every few years updating her looks?  What if you have like 7 kids??  You're not gonna have room for them on all on your bod!!



And how are you going to explain this to her when she grows up?  "Well Leah, I decided to get this tattoo of you when you were TAKEN AWAY FROM ME after I was charged for beating up your daddy.  That's what they call a felony!  Can you say felony??"

Teen Mom Amber charged for domestic violence

Consequences.



Amber Portwood, 20, of Teen Mom has been charged with two felonies and one misdemeanor for domestic violence and battery.  This comes after the reality star, on more than one occasion, choked, slapped, kicked, and punched her ex-fiance, 24-year-old Gary Shirley.

There were three incidents total (only two of which were aired by MTV) dated August 14.09, June 14.10, and July 18.10.  Two of them were witnessed by the couple's 2-year-old daughter, Leah, which is considered a felony.  As previously posted, MTV recently handed over unedited footage to investigators.

HollywoodLife reports that Amber faces up to 3 years in prison and a $10,000 fine if convicted.  A warrant for her arrest is expected to be issued in the near-future.



Can MTV capture her arrest on camera too??

Teen Mom 2

Don't count on underage mothers to suddenly vanish from MTV anytime soon, even with that compelling PSA from Bristol Palin and The Situation...



USA Today reports a Teen Mom 2 is in the works, this time following select girls from a different season of 16 & Pregnant.  In other words, that psycho trick Amber Portwood won't be on this one... Yesssss.

Filming has already begun with new episodes set to air in January.  However, it hasn't been made clear who the new Teen Moms are going to be.  Hopefully that girl in the third season of 16 & Pregnant named Brooke who had a baby with a guy named Cody so they named their baby Brody and are saving up to live in a BARN will make the cut.



In case you're wondering, "Does this mean I'll never see footage from the four original Teen Moms again?!"... Don't freak out now.  Executive producer Morgan J. Freeman (not THAT Morgan Freeman) says they're still doing continuous shooting with Farrah Abraham, Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell and yes, even Amber Abusewood.

These girls are on the covers of magazines every week, do you think they're really gonna let them go just yet?  Oh hell no.

Police reviewing unedited 'Teen Mom' violence

MTV has turned over unedited footage of Teen Mom "star" Amber Portwood beating on her fiancé/ex-fiancé Gary Shirley.  Wait-- so you mean it may be worse than what we saw on the show??

TMZ reports the tapes were handed over yesterday after the network received a subpoena.



As previously reported, an investigation of domestic violence was launched by police after the infamous Sept.28 episode where Amber repeatedly kicks and punches Gary in front of their young daughter, Leah.  In Indiana, that's considered a felony.



Please punish this savage beast by banning her from television!

Teen Mom Amber pregnant again

Great.  Just what another innocent child needs, Amber Portwood as a mother...



Life & Style magazine reports the violent Teen Mom "star", now 20, has just found out she's pregnant again.  But her on/off fiance, Gary Shirley, may not be the father.  Of course.

Gary's best friend/an Amber hater, named Jordan Sanchez, says, "Amber has been with at least one other guy while she's still with Gary. She likes to explore."  Yes, we saw on the show how she was with another man, that gem with a criminal record for molesting children.



But Amber could just be pretending to be knocked up again for the attention... Jordan says she tends to manipulate Gary (that's obvious), and wants to keep people interested in the show.  Bitch is out of control, I wouldn't put it past her.



The Today Show also reports this morning that Amber is being investigated for felony battery and is in danger of losing custody of their daughter Leah.  That wouldn't be the saddest thing I've ever heard...  Maybe then she can get her own spinoff, UNFIT Teen Mom.

Teen Mom's Amber is less fighty now...

Okay, if you've ever watched Teen Mom on MTV, you know the raging disaster that is Amber Portwood.

Amber was one of the girls featured on the first season of 16 & Pregnant which resulted in her being one of four girls on Teen Mom, now in it's second season.  Basically every time she's on camera, she's either physically or verbally abusing her baby's father, Gary Shirley, which usually results in their almost 2-year-old daughter, Leah, screaming and crying.  MTV has even had to air domestic violence PSAs after her segments.  I'm talking slapping, punching, even choking.

So my question is, why the FUCK is this horrible person on TV?  Why does this scrappy trick who got knocked up in high school deserve to be rewarded with fame?  And why are magazines giving her covers and interviews??  This bitch is not WORTHY of anything except a freakin' restraining order/ jail cell.  If the tables were turned and it were her MAN kicking HER ass, you know that's where he'd be.



US Weekly has stooped to a new low with this article on Amber where she's trying to convince anyone who will listen that she's working on the whole 'beating up her baby-daddy' thing...



She says, "A lot has changed. I haven't hit him since that fight." (The fight she's referring to was on the September 28th episode of Teen Mom.) Okay, but you've for sure verbally assaulted him since that fight. (As seen on the October 5th episode where Amber screams at Gary on the phone for not instantly dropping everything he's doing to watch their daughter so she can go on a date with a registered sex offender who just got out of jail.)

Amber says watching herself pounding on Gary on TV has made her think, "When I see myself in that position, it really opens my eyes. I want to stop it, because I don't want to be like that."  Hmmm... well you saw yourself choking him last season and that didn't stop you from attacking him THIS season...



But apparently Amber is now working with a counselor to learn how to "calm down when things happen."  (The things she MAKES happen basically by running her mouth.)  She adds, "We are getting close to finding a solution... If I get mad, I always try to think about Leah and how an [outburst] will affect her."  The poor child has already been affected for sure, MOM.

In the future, Amber plans to teach Leah that "what I've done wasn't right."  OHHH, that'll make it all better.  Good luck with that.  Kids learn by example, not by what you say is right or wrong.



The season 2 finale of Teen Mom is next Tuesday, October 12th.  Hopefully MTV comes to their senses and drops this vicious beast from season 3.