Sean Kingston in serious jet ski accident

Sean Kingston is in critical condition following a jet ski accident Sunday night.

TMZ reports the rapper, 21, and a female friend were badly hurt after his personal watercraft crashed into a bridge in Miami, FL. Sean’s injuries were so severe he needed to be treated in the trauma unit. As of this morning he has been stabilized, but still considered critical, as he was transferred to ICU.



The crash is under investigation but alcohol was not a factor.



In a statement Kingston’s rep says, “Sean’s family thanks everyone for their prayers and support during this time.”



Jet skis are supposed to be fun not scary! Hope he makes a full recovery, he's a cutie with good music. And he's so young...

Jeff Conaway dies

Everyone knows Kenickie was the hottest badass in Grease, not Danny Zucko and especially not 'Crater Face', the competition...

Sadly, Jeff Conaway has now passed away.



The actor died Friday at the age of 60 after falling into a coma most likely from prolonged prescription drug abuse. He had publicly shared his battle on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew who says (via People) he is certain Jeff did not overdose as some reports suggest.



Although he stressed me out with his nutcase girlfriend, Jeff was my favorite Celebrity Rehabber. He had audiences rooting for him and his recovery because despite the craziness, you could see glimpses of his loveable personality shining through.

Hopefully his struggle will not be used for lasting entertainment but as a real life lesson for others who need a wake up call. Rest in peace, Jeff Conaway.

"A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card."

♥

Bachelorette contestant West has been through some shit

Pretty much, if you end up as a contestant on The Bachelor or Bachelorette, everything in your past is fair game when it comes to the tabloids. They'll post photos of your days as a Hooters waitress, judge the fuck out of your face pre-nose job, and interview anyone and everyone who has ever diddled you, texted you, or met you at a party once.

Usually what they dig up is just "meh" shit. Nothing that will ruin your life, it might screw with your current relationship if you end up getting picked in the end, but it's never anything too serious. Until now.

The reports coming out about this season's West Lee and the circumstances of his wife's death is crazy sad-- and some believe shady too. According to People, his mother-in-law refuses to believe he didn't have something to do with it. A rep from the police department who investigated the case says, "Her mom voiced concern about the cause of death, but we looked into the case a second time," adding, "There was no physical evidence on scene that suggested Sarah Young's death was a homicide by Adam West Lee." (Hehe, Adam West. Sorry...)

In 2007, West's wife was found dead in their bathtub. Even though her death was ruled an accidental fresh water drowning, they still aren't sure if she purposely tried to kill herself. The coroner discovered she had marijuana and alcohol in her system, she had been very depressed, and had even been caught inhaling computer dusting spray two weeks earlier. Sarah had sadly attempted suicide twice before as well as getting into a few minor car accidents over a short period of time which prompted her family to seek medical help for her. Majorly heartbreaking.

On the season premiere of Ashley Hebert's Bachelorette last night, West brought up his wife of seven years explaining, "She had this history of seizures. One day she went and got in the bathtub. I checked on her and I found her face down in the tub. [I] pulled her out and I called 911."

Here comes the part where you roll your eyes though... W also admitted to law enforcement he was high as well at the time of her death. That obviously doesn't mean he killed her, and who knows if the outcome would have been any different had he been sober? Clearly, the girl had issues. It's just seriously tragic.

But even though the case is closed, I bet West-side is stoked that this is all coming out in the media now and causing doubt upon himself... But, really, he had to know it was coming after going on this show. He must reeeeally want to find love again, get engaged, break up, become the next Bachelor, find love, get engaged, break up...

Teen Mom divorce

It seemed like Leah Messer was the only one of the Teen Mom bunch to have her shit together, but I guess her life is actually a messer. OK! magazine reports the reality star is getting a divorce, ok?!

It's like she was only happy for a minute... here's a rundown of her relationship:

• meets Corey Simms.


• becomes pregnant with his twins within a month. TWINS Basil!


• Leah scores an episode of 16 & Pregnant. Hollerrr.


• once their girls are born, she cheats on Corey's ass for an ex-boyfriend in high school.


• when the ex doesn't want anything to do with becoming a step-daddy (uh duh), she crawls back to Corey.


• Leah scores the spinoff Teen Mom 2. Awe yeeeeah.


• Corey forgives her and proposes a short time later (these two move quick).


• They get married and live happily ever 6 months later...

So I guess these two have been fighting over their financial situation and where they live lately. You know, something all married couples deal with? But they also have the stress of one of their daughter's health problems which is seriously sad. However, SIX MONTHS? You barely tried.



According to the tabloid, Corey moved out 2 weeks ago but it was Leah who just filed for divorce. Big mistake. He's the only decent guy on that show. And the sad fact is most young men won't want to take on a single mom with twins, so if you're looking for someone better, good luck! Prepare to be alone for a long time or to meet a string of sleezebags.



Oh well, maybe if she causes more drama with this divorce, she'll make even more MTV money and that's more important to some people.

Knut the polar bear has died

Knut (pronounced Ki-noot, not K-Nut, or Kunt...), the main tourist attraction of the Berlin Zoo, suddenly died at the young age of 4 over the weekend.

The polar bear became famous from his birth December 2006 after his deadbeat mother rejected him.  A German zookeeper named Thomas Dörflein became his replacement parent until he died unexpectedly in September 2008.  Also, Knut had a twin brother who died as an infant.  Yes, despite being the star of the zoo, Knut has lived a tragic life...

According to the report, 600-700 people witnessed the death of Knut who, for unknown reasons, collapsed in his enclosure Saturday.  So sad, this kinoot be trueeee!  :-(



The investigation into his death will begin today although I'm pretty certain all they'll find is that Knut had a broken heart.  And the Berlin Zoo is totally effed.  Rest in peace cuddly cub.

Nate Dogg has died

He had one of the most recognizable voices in Hip-Hop and rapped his smooth lyrics on many legendary songs such as “Regulate” with Warren G, “Area Codes” with Ludacris, “Shake That” with Eminem, “The Next Episode” and countless other songs with Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.

Nate Dogg died on Tuesday at age 41 after suffering from health problems for years including a stroke in 2007 and 2008. Local media PressTelegram in his hometown of Long Beach first reported the news.



Snoop Dogg is expressing his grief on Twitter writing, “We lost a true legend n hip hop n rnb. One of my best friends n a brother to me since 1986 when I was a sophomore at poly high where we met.” Adding an essential, “all doggs go to heaven.”



Rest in peace.

Halle Berry fighting for custody of daughter

Just like Simba fought for the original Nahla (actually Simba was kind of a pussy for the last half of The Lion King, so scratch that...)  But Halle Berry IS prepared to fight in court for HER Nahla, the two-year-old daughter she has with Gabriel Aubry.  So shit went south then...

The actress's rep tells TMZ, "Halle has serious concerns for her daughter's well-being while in the care of her father for any extended period of time and is prepared to take all necessary steps to protect her."



Way to make it so public.  Poor, poor child.

American Idol makes everyone cry

I haven't been watching American Idol at all this year so when all of a sudden a ton of my friends on Facebook and Twitter at once started writing how the show was making them weep uncontrollably tonight I was like whaaat the faaaa?  Did Randy Jackson quit now too, because that's not sad?

I was quickly filled in on a contestant named Chris Medina who undoubtably is getting all the votes this season after his backstory broke even the manliest of hearts.  I apologize in advance if this clip is pulled from YouTube because FOX files a copyright claim and wants to hoard this depressing footage for themselves to spring upon us when we're not expecting it again.

But it really should be shared because it puts things into perspective.  For some people, this could be the wake up call they need to live life to the fullest, stop sweating the small stuff, and be thankful for what they have.

Bawling. like. a. baby.

But she's so pretty!  They were so happy!  Her face when he proposed... I seriously had to rewind and watch it again.  Even though Julianna is alive, he's lost that smiling girl overcome with emotion.  They had a life planned!  And life threw them this unbelievably unfair tragedy.

If only American Idol could solve everything... and if only all human beings were as devoted as Chris Medina.  That's the definition of true love.  He's going above and beyond those vows that he never had a chance to make.



Just stop the competition right now and just give him the damn thing!  He's actually talented.

P.S. Who would have thought Steven Tyler would be such a kindhearted and compassionate judge?  I mean I'm basing that on this one clip alone but wow...

You're really gonna do this to Montel?

Montel Williams is an inspiration and you're gonna go and cite him for "drug paraphernalia" at the airport?  He needs that shit!  Don't make him pay for it!

CNN reports the former talk-show host was caught with a marijuana pipe (but no drugs were found) while going through airport security in Wisconsin yesterday.  He was ordered to pay a $484 fine, then went on his way.  What a fucking cash grab.  The guy has MS, okay?  He's gotta use that to smoke what he's gotta smoke to feel better.  Why you gotta go and make this difficult?



I understand he can't use the pipe during the flight or whatever, but maybe he's in so much pain that he needs a hit as soon as he's off his plane.  And sometimes you gotta wait for your damn bag for like an hour!  Montel was just planning ahead!  So insensitive.



I just get so worked up because I've seen this man cry out in pain and it makes me cry!  Jerk bags.

Demi Lovato enters a treatment center

When you hear Demi Lovato has entered rehab, the first thought is, "WHAT?! She's on drugsss?!" but that's not the case...

TMZ reports the Disney star is in a treatment center to seek medical help for "emotional and physical issues"... whatever that vague statement means.  The 18-year-old also quit her international tour with the Jonas Brothers in order to do this.  Yeah, working with your ex-boyfriend is not going to make shit easier that's for sure.



Apparently, Demi has been dealing with some personal problems for quite some time and realized she needs help.  Her rep says she's, "taking responsibility for her actions."  Those "actions" are rumored to be a catfight she recently got into with a female staff member of her tour.



This sounds really sad.  A star dealing with fame from a young age and getting fucked in the head because of it... Yeah, it's all too familiar.  I'm glad she's getting help before it's too late.  Hey wait-- wasn't she on Barney back in the day?  Did that purple pedophile do something to her?!

Paul the Psychic Octopus has died

If you're wondering why the fish in your fish tank are hiding out in their pretend castles today, it's because Paul the Psychic Octopus has died.  You can't tell that the fishies are crying because of all the water that surrounds them, but they are!

In case you've forgotten, Paul the pus rose to fame during the World Cup this summer when he correctly predicted the winner in 8 out of 8 matches.  Something even Sylvia Browne wouldn't be able to pull off...  Back in July, he retired at the ripe old age of 2-years-old.  TMZ reports he was found dead in his tank this morning.



He never did make it to age 3, the average life of an octopus... So obviously I suspect foul play.

Segway owner dies in a freak segway accident

This is just weird.



Jimi Heselden, a 62-year-old multi-millionaire who took over a Segway company less than one-year-ago, has died... on his segway.  Bad investment.

The Daily Mail reports Jimi was riding one of the machines around his River Wharfe, England, property when he drove off a cliff.  Police are not calling his death suspicious, but at this time do not know if it was a malfunction with the Segway or a driver error.



What a crazy way to die!  Those things are just effing dangerous.  And they look ridiculous too.  Honestly, they are NOT cool.



And if the death part didn't turn you off to Segways, maybe this will help:

Titanic old lady dies

Noooo!



The little old lady rebel who tossed the "heart of the ocean" diamond off the back of a boat into the ocean in the 1997 movie Titanic has passed away.

The Washington Post reports 100-year-old Gloria Stuart died in her Los Angeles home Sunday.  At the age 87, after a loooong break from acting, she took on the role of a fictional 101-year-old Titantic survivor, Rose.  The younger version was played by Kate Winslet.  That year, Ms. Stuart became the oldest person to be nominated for an Oscar.



Rest in peace you precious thing.



Hey, I wonder if when Gloria died she saw Leonardo DiCaprio at the top of a stairway too...

Lindsay Lohan fails a drug test

Breaking news from TMZ, Lindsay Lohan has failed a court-ordered drug test.

According to the terms of LiLo's probation, she will get another 30 days in jail for this.  The alleged drug test happened last week...positive for cocaine.



What the eff Lindsay?!  You KNOW if you do drugs you're going back to jail.  You KNOW this.  I realize she's an addict, but why the hell was she released early from rehab then??  Sad as hell...