Beckham, B. Adams and Phillippe baby news

After popping out three sons, David and 4th time pregnant Victoria Beckham have revealed to ESPN they are finally expecting a daughter.

I'm gonna laugh when it turns out this girl is a total tomboy.  Kidding, I'm sure she'll be a princess and all "girl power!" and shit.  I just had a horrible thought, PLEASE don't name her Posh!



In old man daddy news (via Reuters), Bryan Adams is going to be a first time father at the age of 51.

I guess it turns out he's been banging his personal assistant cuz she's upgraded her title to baby mama.  In a statement he says in his "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" voice, "Alicia Grimaldi and I are expecting a baby. She helped me start my foundation years ago and it looks like she'll be running the family now."  You know it's true...



And finally, Ryan Phillippe may have knocked up a girl he was seeing (pre-Amanda Seyfried... or during I don't know...) named Alexis Knapp.  TMZ reports the two were never serious, but now she's pregnant and says he's the one who did it to her.  He's planning to do a DNA test once the baby is born in June, and if Maury Povich tells him, "You ARE the father!" he intends to provide support.

Ryan already has two children with ex-wifey Reese Witherspoon.  So obviously he knows how babies are made.

Preggos!

So many babies due in 2011, I swear every week every magazine cover will be an EXCLUSIVE! with "the first" baby photos.  Which is much happier than those asshole-ish "Which celeb does this saggy bod belong to?"  Hate those.

On Sunday, tiny ta-ta'd Victoria Beckham and husb David announced to People they are expecting their fourth child in the summer.  Woah big family!  For real, besides Brangelina, how many other famous couples have that many kids together these days?  And OF COURSE, since these Posh and Becks already have three boys everybody is wishing for a girl for them... but I gotta say they will get what they get and they will love him/her anyway!  Don't let this child be born into the world with a big, "Ughhh!" sound it just happens to be a HE, k?  So rude.



Owen Wilson is also going to be a daddy any freakin' minute now.  TooFab reports his girlfriend Jade Duell is 9 months pregnant with the actor's first baby.  The two have been dating for over a year apparently.  I don't even know who that is but I'm just glad to hear Owen has happiness in his life.  I've been so concerned about him ever since... the "attempt"... I hate talking about it.

[Owen Wilson and Marion Cotillard --no they're not having a baby together, I just happened to find a picture of them together.  It saves space, alright?]

Plus Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet are set to become first-time parents this spring they confirm to People.  The Oscar-winning actress and her French director boyfriend have been together since 2007.  Please name him Claude.

Implants in & out

LeAnn Rimes totally got a boob job recently according to US Weekly with side-by-side photos of her before-and-afters.  I don't really give a shit about that, but the way she got it done is the creepy part...

The magazine claims the newly-engaged former A-cup singer used the same surgeon as her husband-to-be's ex-wife Brandi Glanville aaand even got the same size as her!  You know, that woman LeAnn STOLE him from?  She copied her breast implants.  Yeah, that's weird as hell.  And I'm positive Eddie Cibrian made her insecure enough do it.  Dick.



Here's a TIP.  When your boyfriend brings up his ex-wife's rack, that's when you say, "You're a fucking asshole," instead of, "I'll change my body for you too!!"  Stupid, stupid girl.



In other boobie news, Victoria Beckham actually got RID of her implants and is going for the more natural look these days...  Say whaaa?

Vogue UK reports and I quote:

"No French manicures," writes Lisa Armstrong. "No torpedo bazookas, either. 'Gone,' she announces."

Is she depressed or something?  Or is Posh actually going to stop trying so damn hard for once?  She looks good though!  (Minus the ugly Sears catalog sweater...)

David Beckham is so much hotter now

This will make you laugh out loud!  David Beckham, SHIRTLESS, on the Ellen DeGeneres show doing an undercover segment... Ellen is feeding him hilarious lines to say while he's getting a massage from an unknowing therapist.  Did I mention he's SHIRTLESS??







Hot AND funny?!  Soooo funny!  And I love how he says FUMBS... "Did I feel a fumb?"  I too, like Posh, can forgive the high-pitched voice now.

Posh is OK with David's voice

David Beckham is proof that no man is perfect.  Sure he LOOKS perfect, but he's got that Mickey Mouse voice... so unfortch.

The good thing is, his wife Victoria doesn't seem to care because even after 11-years of marriage, she's still mind-blasted at how HOT her husband is.



She tells Marie Claire (via PopSugar): "I don't really notice that he's got a high-pitched voice. I just think he's so goddamn perfect that people have to find something wrong with him."  -- I mean, it's not HARD to find but yeah, that's about the only thing wrong!



Posh continues to talk about David's hotness saying, "We were about to go out somewhere the other day, and he was sending an email. He was sitting at the end of the bed, and he had no clothes on whatsoever. I was getting out of the shower, and I just stood there looking at him. He was all tan. Has all those tattoos — which I love. Hadn't done his hair. He just naturally looks good all the time. He never looks like shit in the morning. Never."  -- I need to interrupt... he's at least got to have bad breath.  OK, go on...



"So he's sitting there sending his emails, all ripped. Not an ounce of fat on him. And I thought, You done good, girl. I sure wasn't thinking of his high-pitched voice."



That's probably because you never let him speak around you.  "SHHH, don't talk!  It will ruin everythiiing!"

Beckham's high-class hooker

If you believe In Touch Weekly, the cover of their next issue is dedicated to David Beckham's alleged affair with a "$10,000-a-night prostitute"... (via DListed)

26-year-old Irma Nici (couldn't come up with a better hooker name?) says she's a high-class call girl who slept with the soccer star 5 times in 2007.  Although David supposedly made her 50 G's richer, Irma still only rates his sexy skills at 7.5 out of 10.  Bitch.  Prostie says he was gentle, kind and knew what he was doing but wasn't too kinky.  She also adds she once made his peen inflamed with some scented lotion.  Right, it was the lotion...



And just to get a digg in at David's wife, Victoria, Irma claims he told her he preferred Posh's body pre-boob job.  That's such an easy thing to say.



See, this is how I know she's a fucking liar.  If you're a pro hooker, you have a prostie-client confidentiality agreement.  OK?  And if you're actually making $10,000-a-night to bang strangers, selling your story to a tabloid is only going to hurt your business.  Schtupid whore.