Lamar, Khloe and her bow-tie on Ellen

I usually love Khloe Kardashian's style, but this bow-tie getup she wore on the Ellen DeGeneres show today... not a fan lady.  Only because it brings back bad work uniform memories for me!

Reminds me of what I had to wear when I was a banquet server in high school.  I had a drawer full of black bow-ties by the end of it because I'd always show up to work without one saying, "Oopsie I lost it! Hee hee," just to try to get out of wearing the thing.  BUT of course, they always had extras.



So I switched hotels and got a job where I could look cuter, bow-tie free. That's how against female bow-ties I am!

Beibz hair sold for $40,668

At the end of last month, Justin Bieber trimmy trimmed his signature Biebz bowl and, with the help of Ellen DeGeneres, put his strays up on Ebay for charity. The auction has now ended with the winning bid of $40,668 according to the Huffington Post. This sickens me.



At least you know some teenage girl didn't blow her parents life savings on it, because the highest bidder was a casino... Oh great, now they're going to make a new slot machine with the "jackpot" being a ziplock bag of Bieber fur. Actually, no they're not. Instead of hoarding the hairs to themselves, they're putting it on tour with Justin to raise even more money for charity. Uhh... how? Look at Bieber's dried out ends behind glass for a dollar?  Sniff it for 5 dollars?  STEP RIGHT UP.



In other J.B. news... Belieb this when I tell you he's turning into a little badass. Now that he's 17-years-old, Justin Bieber is flipping off photographers... (via The Superficial)

AND motorboating his girlfriend Selena Gomez (also via The Superficial). "Motorboatin' son of a bitch!"

Next up, hitting the bong with Miley Cyrus, followed by holding up a jewelry store with Lindsay Lohan, ending with trashing the Plaza Hotel with Charlie Sheen.

Look who cut their hairs

First Justin Bieber told the world his thoughts on abortion followed by getting shot to death on scripted television, and now he's traumatizing his fans even more by cutting his hair.  This kid is out of control!  (No he's not.)

The good news is, the Biebz is auctioning off his split ends to charity.  Ellen DeGeneres tweeted today, "My @JustinBieber hair has been up on ebay for an hour and it's already at $10,000!"  So... May the biggest pervert win.



Plus, Jennifer Aniston chopped her legendary locks too.  She's also blonder now, yet somehow she still has roots...

For real, how many times did they say the phrase, "Just Go With It!" in her new movie??  I felt like Peter Griffin watching that shit:

Ellen & Portia have a stalker

Ugh, who could do this to Ellen?  The talk-show host and her wife Portia DeGeneres had to deal with a psycho outside of their home not once but twice in one night last week.

According RadarOnline, some random named Karen Grace Sjoden was hiding under cushions on the deck outside of their kitchen early in the morning.  Yeah, that's not scary at all... Security was called and she was asked to leave around 3AM, but returned around 5AM.  Stalkerrr.



Sjoden (is that a silent 'j'?) was charged with misdemeanor trespassing was arraigned in Beverly Hills court this afternoon.  Of course the broad pled not guilty but had something special to say... "This is a set up."  HAHA.  She said she was doing a private investigating job.  Bitch, you can't just hide on other people's patios in the middle of the night like a creep and attempt to pass it off as legit work.  What are you investigating anyway?  Sleep patterns of celebrities??



And perhaps if Karen G wouldn't have gotten caught at Ellen and Portia's, she would have fluffed the pillows on other celebs porches too... she was found with a list several other Hollywood stars names and addresses.  Plus she had a rambling letter on her all about Hillary Clinton.  Yep, nutjob.

Karen G Sjoden's bail was set at $200,000 today and was ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from the DeGeneres...es.  She should just stay 100 yards away from people in general...

So cute I cried

Seriously, the most adorable thing I've seen all year... I love family bands!







They should be on Ellen.  I'm gonna tweet her right now.



*UPDATE* And it shall be done:







Could this little girl be any sweeter?

Pink confirms she's preggo

Last week it was reported that Pink was supposedly all knocked up and shit, and now she has confirmed it's true.



The singer tells Ellen DeGeneres (via US Weekly) on her talk show that she is indeed expecting her and Carey Hart's first child saying, "I'm eating for two these days."  She's going to be the most ripped pregnant lady ever!

In the episode set to air tomorrow, Pink explains how she was really nervous to announce her pregnancy all, "I have had a miscarriage before, but if I was going to talk about it with anyone, it was going to be with you."  Talk show hosts LOVE hearing that!



And no, the baby was NOT an accident as she insists she "worked for it".  Haha, love it.  But her plan may have backfired if she doesn't pop out a boy... Pink jokes, "I'm terrified because [my doctor] thinks it's a girl! My mom has always wished me a daughter just like me."



My mom wishes the same thing on me...

David Beckham is so much hotter now

This will make you laugh out loud!  David Beckham, SHIRTLESS, on the Ellen DeGeneres show doing an undercover segment... Ellen is feeding him hilarious lines to say while he's getting a massage from an unknowing therapist.  Did I mention he's SHIRTLESS??







Hot AND funny?!  Soooo funny!  And I love how he says FUMBS... "Did I feel a fumb?"  I too, like Posh, can forgive the high-pitched voice now.