Keep it to yo selves

I'm used to David Arquette's verbal diarrhea when it comes to his marriage with Courteney Cox being all full of problems and shit, but I didn't expect it from her??

The separated couple went on Howard Stern together today and the Scream 4 actress went off on her husb's erectile issues.  It's not that he has a problem getting it up... it's that he's ALWAYS hard.



She was all (via US Weekly), "This is one of our problems in our relationship. Whenever I would need consoling from David, he could not literally put his arm around me for one second without completely getting a boner."



As proof, she refers to the time her father had cancer saying, "[He] was like, 'Oh, I'm so sorry your Dad is dying. Can we fuck?'"



Courteney also revealed that he tried to sex her up in Disney World where they took their 6-year-old daughter Coco recently.  Better not have been in front of Mickey Mouse!  David tries to defend himself saying it was early in the morning (we all know what happens then) as he explains, "I'm always ready for [Courteney]," adding on a more serious level, "I know I'm more in touch with what she needs now... She takes one sort of thing and she clumps it [and says] that's what happens all the time in our relationship. It's not really true."

Courteney cuts in, "Disney World just wasn't the right time and I don't want to confuse the issue. We're going through a hard time."  She continues, "You can't count Disney World as the place where you know I'm not into you. I had just woken up. I don't think [sexual attraction] is the issue. The truth of the matter is that we love each other so much. We have such affection for each other but we are very different."



At one point David said to his wifey, who insists she hasn't gotten it on with anyone else since him, "I think you're over it, baby. You just need to admit it and we just need to figure out next steps."



This is the weirdest breakup.  I feel stressed out and I'm not even in this relationship!  Even they don't know what they are, which is a confusing mess.  David clearly wants back on that while Courteney is resentful as hell, yet can't let go.  It kind of seems like she's stringing him along as punishment.  I don't know, and I don't want to know, but they're the ones airing out their dirty laundry. And it STANKS.



So, since this is none of my biz, I'd appreciate it if you'd shut-up in public from now on, especially about anything boner related.  Try booking an appointment with a marriage counselor next time.  Like, your daughter is going to read about this one day... GROSS.