Showing posts with label In the news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label In the news. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Botox mom loses custody

Think of the ultimate Toddlers & Tiaras nightmare story... now imagine worse.



Some dumb bitch named Kerry Campbell told Good Morning America last week that she is trying to preserve her 8-year-old pageant participating daughter's face by injecting her with botox, herself. Yes, she does this herself. Kerry thinks the natural lines on little Britney's face are wrinkles... yeah... this is what we're dealing with. This just in: THEY'RE NOT WRINKLES! And even if they were, you don't take reversing them into your own hands!





There are so many things wrong with forcing a young girl to get cosmetic treatments as harsh as botox. Sure, it's "safe"... FOR ADULTS. And an adult is free to freeze their face all they want, go at it all day, who cares! An adult can research it, research doctors and clinics, then come up with a rational decision whether or not to have it done. But planting the idea in your child's head that she NEEDS it (for her wrinkles?? What wrinkles??) is sickening.



Not only is it potentially dangerous to administer botox to a young girl, the message it sends her is so, so damaging to her self-confidence.



Needles are terrifying enough for kids (and adults --hellooo so scared of needles) as it is. There are some children who have medical issues such as diabetes who are forced to have daily injections, and it's absolutely heart breaking. Or think of a sick child who is hospitalized and hooked up to an IV, a needle stuck in their arm 24/7.  So to unnecessarily stick a needle in a child's FACE, no less, is traumatizing! And Britney says her botox procedures hurt her. Well DUHH!





It's not a shocker that the FDA has not approved botox for cosmetic purposes in children. One doctor says sometimes botox is used to correct crossed eyes or in extreme cases, ease the suffering of neurological disorders. But it should NEVER be used for any other reason, and it's not a "do-it-yourself" project. Dr. Richard Besser explains, "If you inject it in the face and it drifts to your throat, it can prevent you from swallowing. If it drifts to your breathing muscles, you can stop breathing. In a young child, if you're chronically using it on the face, it may actually change the shape of your face because your muscles interact with your bones to form what your face eventually looks like."



I bet you didn't take that into consideration Kerry. And clearly she hasn't done her homework when it comes to waxing either. In addition to botox, she also straight up waxes Britney's legs because she thinks it will reduce her hair growth later. An 8-year-old has nothing but peach fuzz, and waxing will only make her scream. And guess what?? We all had to learn how to shave our legs once we were old enough, it's part of growing up. We're not suffering because of it.



As for the psychological side of all this, you're basically telling your daughter she isn't pretty enough. She's going to be obsessed with her face her entire life and focus on all the superficial things. Young girls are typically very self-concious about their looks especially at the age where they hit puberty and everything is changing. Even if she grows up to be drop dead gorgeous, she will still find things wrong with herself and never see her true beauty. Telling her it's okay to get botox opens the door to eventually getting plastic surgery and drastically altering all of her features.



Oh but if she wins a pageant or two, who cares right? And if she becomes famous, she won't have problems... Nope! Lindsay Lohan doesn't have problems, Britney Spears doesn't have problems, Michael Jackson didn't have problems... Get your fucking priorities straight.



Thankfully, ABC News reports Britney has been temporarily removed from Kerry's home while child protective services launches an investigation. It doesn't mean she's lost custody forever but hopefully it's shaken her up enough to realize she's not a good mom! I don't care if it's a "pageant secret" like you say. It doesn't make it right, stupid. What's that cliche saying? "If everyone else jumped off a bridge...??"



But I bet the only thing she regrets is bragging to the world about it...

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Osama and Obama are VERY different people

Jimmy Kimmel has pointed out several reporters who weren't too careful with their words while covering the death of Osama bin Laden Sunday night... and accidentally calling him Obama. When you say OBAMA has been killed, people are going to freak the fuck out that's the President of the United States!







I'm watching The View right now (Betty White is co-hosting, shutup) and the ladies are going OFF saying the redhead in this clip deserves to be fired. Ugh, and what makes it so much worse is that she's Canadian! I am so embarrassed for her and this epic fail. There's no excuse for fucking that up 3 times when you're a professional who is supposed to be reporting the facts.



She probably hates herself so much right now.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Osama bin Laden killed

One minute I'm watching Celebrity Apprentice on my PVR, the next, breaking news cuts in and I don't even give a shit who was fired.



Last night, like many around the world, my eyes were glued to the TV with coverage of Osama bin Laden's death, the face of evil. For those who lost loved ones on 9/11, in the war on terrorism, or simply just will never forget the devastation that monster was responsible for, it is a moment in history a long time coming.



I love this speech from President Barack Obama. He's a very, very eloquent speaker and it's clear he deeply cares for his country.







Is this real life? It almost seems like a movie... Still in shock.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Gwen Stefani donates $1 million to Japan

Just like Sandra Bullock did, Gwen Stefani is donating $1 million to Japan relief effort.  It totally makes sense, she's in love with Japan.





It's no secret that the Harajuku district has long motivated the No Doubt singer's creativity as she explains on the band's website, "I've been inspired by Japan for many years and have a true love, appreciation and respect for the Japanese people and their culture. The disaster in Japan is beyond heartbreaking and I want to do anything I can to help. I would never be able to make a gesture like this without the love and support of all the fans over all these years."







Gwen is also planning a charity auction in L.A. as well as releasing a limited edition Harajuku Lovers T-shirt, which she designed, with all the proceeds going to the relief effort in Japan. It will be available on nodoubt.com.



Like, she just can't get any cooler.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Sandra Bullock donates $1 million to Japan

And this is why she's cool.





CNN reports Sandra Bullock has donated $1 million to the Red Cross to help with the tsunami and earthquake relief efforts in Japan.  I bet this woman has ZERO bad karma, I feel like she does no wrong.



And sadly, as of right now the death toll in Japan has climbed above 6,400. There are still over 10,000 people missing as well.  Heartbreaking.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Hiccup girl snapped

Once upon a time, there lived a teenager named Jennifer Mee who became famous for having the hiccups that wouldn't end.  Day and night, 50 times a minute, Jennifer's body would betray her and an involuntary spasm would be released from her throat accompanied by a peculiar sound...  It was more than just annoying, it was painful too.  Her hickidees even landed her on the Today Show for an interview and she became known worldwide as "The Hiccup Girl". Finally, 5 weeks later, the hiccups suddenly fucked off, and she was free to live a normal life once again.



Fast forward three years later, and Jennifer is featured on another story on the Today Show... for killing a guy.  Hic... cup?







Oh, this murder thing will pass and soon Jennifer will look back on it as just another HICCUP in life.  Actually-- wait, no... That was just the hiccups part of her life.  She's fucked now!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

That's one long pussy

Gross!



Stewie, this 5-year-old meow meow from Nevada, has just been named 'World's Longest Domestic Cat' by the Guinness World Records (via People).





Stewie (what a silly name for a long ass cat) measures 48.5 inches from the tip of his nose to the end of his tail.  No he's not part panther.  Yes, he's got attitude like every other cat.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

New York... Vote this guy into office like NOW

New York is in the process of finding it's next Governor, and the leader of 'The Rent is Too Damn High' party has for sure got this thing...



I introduce to you, a self-proclaimed karate expert by the name of Jimmy McMillan.  He has magical powers that allow him to hear a child's stomach growl from across the state... He believes in equality for all people who want to marry their shoes... And above all, he thinks the rent is TOO DAMN HIGH.







The mustache alone would have won me over... Why is this guy only running for Governor of New York??  I think he could take Barack Obama for President in 2012.  You better watch it!

JetBlue guy sentenced to 1-year in a mental health program

Steven Slater, the JetBlue flight attendant who snapped on the job this summer, has been sentenced to one-year in a mental health program today.





You may recall, Slater was the guy who released the emergency inflatable slide after one of his flight's had landed, grabbed two beers (YEAH he did), and slid to unemployment after he quit via the plane's PA system.  He was arrested shortly after for trespassing, reckless endangerment and criminal mischief.



Today, CNN reports Steven plead guilty to two criminal counts of mischief in court and worked out a deal where he would spend a year in a mental health program.  Upon completion, he will be ordered to pay a $10,000 fine (the cost of replacing the Slip 'N Slide).  Originally, he faced up to 7 years in prison for his lil hissy fit.



If the legendary Steve gets arrested during his sentence, he will receive an automatic 1-3 years in jail.  Also, while in the mental health program, he will be assigned medication and if he refuses to take it, again, jail will be the punishment... Are you serious??  Seems ridiculously harsh to drug the guy up because he lost it at work one day.



So I guess his reality TV show is NOT happening then...

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The first Chilean miner rescue

In case you missed it live on CNN, watch the first of 33 miners to be rescued in Chile.  Get ready to cry:







Aweee, that little boy is SO cute!



As of right now, 18 miners have been rescued and there are 15 more to go.  It's been almost 16 hours since the first rescue, and it's expected to continue until tomorrow.



The Telegraph in the UK reports Each miner has been given a pair of $450 Oakley sunglasses to protect their retinas from damage when they reach daylight after so long underground.  Plus, so they be lookin' gooood.



And apparently it's not all happy news for the families waiting to be reunited with their loved ones half a mile underground... at least five wives have been forced to come face to face with their husband's mistresses, who they had no idea about prior to the rescue operation.  One miner even has FOUR women fighting over him!



Hahaha, brutal.  I'm sure that guy is considering staying underground...

Thursday, October 7, 2010

The original Justin Bieber

35-year-old Justin Bieber of Jacksonville Florida went most of his life living pretty low key, that is until a teenager from Canada with the same name appeared on the scene.



First Coast News in Jacksonville reports ever since 16-year-old Justin Bieber, the singer, blew up worldwide, Justin Beiber, the 35-year-old from Florida, has found life much more difficult.





Mr. Bieber has gotten bombarded with phone calls from teenage girls daily... even after he changed his number and put it in his wife's name.  Somehow his new number ended up online anyway which resulted in him getting up to 50 calls every two hours.  He says he usually just unplugs the phone...



J-Biebz has also gotten phone calls from famous artists who are trying to convince him to collaborate with them.  Uhhh, can't they tell the difference between the voice of a 35-year-old man and the high-pitched voice of lil Biebz?



Big Bieber also gets up to 10 fan letters a day to which he says, "I wish some of those fan letters had checks made out to Justin Bieber."  HAHA he's funny.



PLUS Justin had his Facebook account deleted after being accused of using a fake name.  Haha!  He has yet to get his account reinstated and says, "I guess their policy is ban first, ask questions never."



Justin Bieber considers himself an arcade geek who collects and plays pinball machines with friends.  He says the only upside of having the same name as a famous teen pop star is that now people know how to pronounce his last name...  Nobody calls him Byber anymore.  Aweee!



Hopefully original Justin Bieber gets the peace and quiet he deserves now that he's told his story.  OR, he should just steal little Justin Bieber's identity and profit off it... KIDDING.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Digging for gold

Hi.  Yeah... I don't know if you're new but you've got a pretty prime seat in the news room.. and when that lady right there is talking to the camera that you're staring straight into, that means you're on live TV.  So next time you PROBABLY shouldn't pick your nose and/or eat your boogers like in the video below:





EMBED-Woman Picks Nose During News Broadcast - Watch more free videos



It's called kleenex.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

J-Biebz newspaper diss

I knew I was proud of where I'm from for a reason... If the hockey team or the football team can't come through for us, at least the Edmonton Journal can!



Behold, a recent Fail Blog posting:



[Justin Bieber is owned by advertising in the local newspaper.]


HAHAHA YES!  So intentional...  Give that editor a freakin' raise.