Cart Wheelminster Abbey

After the wedding of William and Kate (I will not call them Duke and Dutchess, that's a title for old, hag-looking people), some guy who works for Westminster Abbey was BUSTED doing cartwheels down the aisle. SINNER!







The man has been identified as Ben Sheward, a verger for 10 years, according to the Daily Mail UK, and wasn't looking to gain any publicity. I guess he thought the cameras were turned off by that point but sneaky little ITV kept theirs rolling which was still streaming live to millions. Shortly after, this clip appeared on YouTube and now the amateur gymnast is a twirly whirly internet star.



One spokesperson for Westminster Abbey sees the light-heartedness in all of this commenting, "The verger, like all of us, was very pleased the service had gone according to plan, and was expressing his exuberance."



But some other stuffy asshole was all: "We are just trying to keep a lid on this one. The verger has been spoken to a number of times and has been advised how to handle the situation."



Honestly, you act like the "situation" is that he straight popped a shit on the red carpet.



Rumor has it, Sheward is said to be feeling guilty as fuck over his display of pure talent and Abbey staff have warned him not to speak publicly about it... The extreme version of the story-- He's in HIDING. Nooo, don't lock your mad skillz away from the world!!



Is he actually being scolded for a couple of cartwheels though? What-- God doesn't like cartwheels? Should he go to confession, beg for forgiveness, do two Hail Marys (one for each cartwheel) and then maybe he won't go to Hell? He should be praised for his sick moves, not punished. However, it's been said that he's unlikely to face any official disciplinary action. PHEW! So you can put that belt away, Queen Elizabeth.



WHATEVER, this guy will be yesterday's news as soon as video of royal stepmother Camilla Parker Bowles doing The Worm at the wedding reception is leaked online.



You're totally going to look up the word 'verger' now aren't you?

www.thisconversationwillneverhappenagain.com

Back in 1994, the Today Show gave out their "Internet address" (HAHA I love that they called it that) for viewers to write in to but Bryant Gumbel had trouble understanding what the @ sign meant.  He also did not realize you have to pronounce the "dots" between "nbc.ge.com".  Then he goes, "What's the internet anyway?" which also proved difficult for Katie Couric and Elizabeth Vargas to answer.



I WISH someone would have brought up "LOL" too.  Try explaining that one!







UGH why didn't they just Google it?  ;-)

Body dunk

If a regular slam dunk is worth 2 points then this should count for at least double!







I feel sorry for everyone who had to follow that...

Jersey Shore season 4 is going down in Italy

MTV has announced today that the next season of Jersey Shore will take place in Italy!  Yep, they've just turned shit up a notch.

Chris Linn, the Executive Vice President of Programming and Head of Production for MTV says, "While the stateside 'Jersey Shore' locales have become iconic for our audience it’s really the constantly evolving dynamic amongst the cast that keeps them coming back each season, and Europe is a fresh spin on a show that continues to reach new heights for us."



He continues, "The cast is headed to the birthplace of the culture they love and live by. We can’t wait to see what erupts as a result."



I can't wait to see how true Italians react to these spray-painted orange guidettes and greased-up juice boxes!  I just hope it doesn't land anyone in a foreign jail... ha ha.



Filming is set to begin this Spring and the fourth season of the reality hit will air later this year.  How do you say "Fist Pump" in Italian?

Tear jerker right here

Next time you pass by a homeless person and you get all judgey and shit, think of this story.  People do deserve a second chance sometimes!



And even though I'm totally against "radio voices", I approve of this!







Sorry but, "Go get em, alright buddy?"  What a douchey thing to say, anchorman... he's probably jealous.



Anyway, The Daily What reports since getting noticed for his "golden voice", Ted Williams has been offered a full-time job with the Cleveland Cavaliers AND his own freakin' house.  The Ohio Credit Union League gave him $10,000 for voiceover work.  He's also been asked to narrate segements for WBNS-TV's "End Homelessness" telethon.  Awee, now he can give back!



Best story of 2011 so far.

The first Chilean miner rescue

In case you missed it live on CNN, watch the first of 33 miners to be rescued in Chile.  Get ready to cry:







Aweee, that little boy is SO cute!



As of right now, 18 miners have been rescued and there are 15 more to go.  It's been almost 16 hours since the first rescue, and it's expected to continue until tomorrow.



The Telegraph in the UK reports Each miner has been given a pair of $450 Oakley sunglasses to protect their retinas from damage when they reach daylight after so long underground.  Plus, so they be lookin' gooood.



And apparently it's not all happy news for the families waiting to be reunited with their loved ones half a mile underground... at least five wives have been forced to come face to face with their husband's mistresses, who they had no idea about prior to the rescue operation.  One miner even has FOUR women fighting over him!



Hahaha, brutal.  I'm sure that guy is considering staying underground...

This is why I love JT... and JF

Look, Justin Timberlake is effin' talented, no question.  But Jimmy Fallon is so underrated.  Let's see Jay Leno or David Letterman try to pull this off.  Really.



The history of rap:

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Sooo... when are you gonna go back to music JT?

MJ video game trailer

I must have this.  The video game trailer for Michael Jackson: The Experience is here:







Yes, those are MJ's former back-up dancers.  Even the dog.  There's no way you'll ever get that good, but it will be fun to try!