Meet Rebecca Black

Not too long ago, this music video for a song called "Friday" by Rebecca Black only had a couple thousand views on YouTube.  Suddenly, over the weekend it went viral and now she's close to 10 million and it'll only continue to rise... For all the wrong reasons.

Some are calling her the next Justin Bieber but NO.  That's just an insult to Justin Bieber.  Sure, he found fame from YouTube but I've SEEN Never Say Never in 3D and that kid actually HAS talent.



Rebecca, on the other had, has a flat yet nasally voice (even with autotune) and I've heard better flow in baby nursery rhymes.  Throw in an anonymous rapper and you've got the most generic pop song ever made.



For real these are the actual words she sings: "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday / Today it is Friday, Friday / We we we so exicted / We so excited. We gonna have a ball today / Tomorow it is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards / I don't want this weekend to end!"



And just in case you can't comprehend how simple and ridiculously bad those lyrics are, in the official music video they actually WRITE THEM OUT... so you can sing along??  It has led many people to ask the question, "Is this a joke?"  It has to be!







"FRY-day! FRY-day! Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun."



Well, you can thank Ark Music Factory for this.  TIME magazine reports the L.A. based company makes money off preteen girls and boys who want to be pop stars.  I'm guessing they'll basically take anyone who will pay for studio time and a video shoot... give them a mediocre, low budget-looking music video for their lame ass song... and humiliate the hell out of them.  And of course their parents go for it, because they blindly believe their ordinary child has talent.



Hold up!  There's more where that came from, here's another "artist" signed to the 'Ark' label... Black, watch your back.







But OH NO!  They've got competition because these songs from two more awkward kids may in fact be even worse...









HOW are the Grammys going to possibly decide which one of them is worthy of Best New Artist next year?

Team Joey Gladstone on this one!

I'm hearing this might be fake but I'm not sure.



If it's real, this interviewer needs some new material because Dave Coulier is RIGHT... "Coulier on Coolio" is NOT funny at all.  And if it's fake, they're both pathetic...

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

And work on your Full House facts, bra.  It's JOEY not Uncle Jesse.  HOW RUDE.

Cee Lo Green = divo

Cee Lo Green may not be the most laid back guy to work for in Hollywood but I’m sure there are worse.  Wait-- actually I'm not so sure...

Page Six reports at the release party for his new album “Lady Killer” last week, the "F--- You" singer made some really cockamamie (hahaha, yes I said it) demands of his staff.  For example, he apparently made one of his handlers wipe the sweat from his brow (gross) and another place a piece of gum in his mouth.  Uhhh…did the poor guy have to chew it for him first too?



At the after party, he also reportedly got an employee to help him drink his Hennessy by pouring it into his mouth.  Uhhh, taking yourself a little too seriously are we Cee Lo?  Yes you're famous, but you're not HELPLESS.



I'm concerned... Does he need help wiping other areas too?

Lazy

Willow Smith is going to dress up as "herself" for Halloween.  Clearly, the 9-year-old is too young for the international 'Girl World' motto: "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it..." but still.  Be a witch, or a pumpkin, or something!  You're a kid.  I don't care if you're a kid with a record deal, you're still a KID.  Slap on a costume and be one while you still can.

And it's not like Willow is just too busy to dress up with her new Roc Nation music career and all... cuz she's still planning to go trick-or-treating.  She tells MTV News, "I'm gonna be myself, and I'm gonna go around the neighborhood saying, 'Do you like Willow Smith?' And then I'm gonna be like, 'Ta-da! It's me!"



Great, she's already full of herself.

Suri's $6,000 Halloween costume

What's the most you've ever spent on your Halloween costume?  Some people get super into the dress-up holiday and create massive costumes that take months to construct, and plenty of hard-earned dollars as well...  Those people, however, usually win their money back in costume contests.



What's the most you've ever spent on a Halloween costume for your kid?  $20?  $50?  $100?  Well, if you're Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, try $6,000.

In Touch Weekly reports (via Celebitchy) 4-year-old Suri has decided she wants to be a princess for Halloween so mommy and daddy had a custom princess gown designed for her complete with diamonds and pearl embroidery.  So practical for one night of trick-or-treating... if they'll even let her do that.



That's more than most women's wedding dresses cost!  Yeah, she's not spoiled at all...

Contradiction much?

Michael Lohan has released a statement to announce that he will no longer be releasing public statements...

The lunatic father of Lindsay Lohan tells CNN:

"I want to make a public statement that I will not be commenting on ANYTHING relating to my daughter Lindsay, or ANYTHING my ex wife Dina, or any 'sources' related to her, might say.



"That being said, I make this statement in humble supplication. And NO MATTER what accusations, lies or conjecture are disseminated to the public, about me, for the sake of the ones I love and with hope of creating peace, I WILL NOT respond, in ANY way, to what is said or done, to me.



"So please refrain from from calling or contacting me."

HAHAHA... I give it a week.

Spencer and Heidi burn divorce papers

Ugh, of course they would!



Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have played out their entire "break up" in front of the cameras, so it only makes sense that they would make a public spectacle over calling off their divorce.



Heidi, in a sundress that is only being held up by the medicine balls on her chest, and Spencer, still grieving the loss of his facial bush, roasted their divorce papers over the campfire last night.

[via Us Weekly]

So not cool.  They could have been a friend to the environment and recycled the papers instead...

Lindsay Lohan ACTUALLY gets money from E*Trade

Remember when Lindsay Lohan filed a $100 million lawsuit against E*Trade because she was offended by one of their talking babies commercial?  In the commercial, one baby referred to another baby named Lindsay as a "milkaholic"...  That's HORRIBLE.



It seemed like the most ridiculous case ever, but for some reason... Lindsay got paid.  TMZ reports the case has been settled and while she didn't get the full $100 millie, she is "very happy" with what she did get.  The amount is confidential though...



If Lindsay was cool she would donate that money to charity.  But bitch be broke so you know that's not gonna happen anytime soon...

Kim Kardashian drops $100 Gs at Hermes

If I ever drop $100,000 (if I HAD $100,000)... it would probably be on a down payment for a house.  I really can't justify spending that kind of cash on anything else.  Not even on a sick whip...



But if you're Kim Kardashian, you spend that much on a shopping trip in ONE store.  What the shit?!

TMZ reports the reality star and her mom Kris Jenner bought $100,000 worth of purses at Hermes in Paris yesterday.  How many do you think they bought??  100?  50??  Try SEVEN.  Six were $10,000 Birkin bags, and one was a $30,000 rare crocodile skin bag.  Seriously, your fucking purse costs more than my car.



Oh and by the way, it's only a PURSE!  It's a piece of cloth you shove your shit you can't function without into while out of the house.  What a Goddamn waste...