Monday, February 28, 2011

The shitshow that is Charlie Sheen continues...

Hey Charlie Sheen, shut the hell up.  You're not helping your cause...



Watch the temporarily (or maybe forever) out-of-work actor looking and sounding like a strung out crackhead on Good Morning America earlier today... and trying to convince everyone while looking like death that he's not on drugs, he's on "CHARLIE SHEEN!" *shaky jazz hands*







EW!!  Who lights up a nasty cigarette during an interview?  I love the expression on ABC reporter Andrea Canning's face she's like, "You're a loser."



And the red BOMB wire??  I thought that was Liquorice at first!  Fuhhh-reak.



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Oh and there's even more of this fuckery with NBC's Today Show:





Between that shoutie reporter and Charlie's demented explanations, that was painful.



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According to TMZ, Charlie wants $16 million for canceling the remaining episodes this season of Two and a Half Men.  Meanwhile, the show has agreed to pay the crew for the 4 weeks of lost work.  That's good to hear... about the crew, not about that undeserving tweaker suing.



TMZ is also reporting Charlie still wants to do another two seasons of Two and a Half Men despite this drama, but only if he's paid $3 million per episode and a $20 million signing bonus.  Good luck with that.



Also... The 24-hour Charlie Sheen watch, TMZ, has posted that Charlie's longtime publicist is also over this shit and has resigned.  Stan Rosenfield says in a statement, "I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I'm unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned."  Then TMZ says Sheen was all, "You can't quit YOU'RE FIRED, or whatever."  Only mature people say that...





THEN, he proceeded to do a 42-minute interview with some guy from TMZ in his own backyard.  Like what??  Are we kissing his ass now for website hits?  That's also called 'enabling', assholes.  Or are you just letting Charlie humiliate himself even more knowing the guy is too fucked in the head to realize that?  Seriously TMZ.  This is low, even for you.



And there is no way I can sit through 3/4 of an hour of listening to another high metaphor from this perma-fried, haggard, so far gone, egotistical, quick-talker.  I'm exhausted even writing about him.  God I hope he takes tomorrow off...

Sridevi's beautiful two daughters - Latest photos

Latest photos of actress Sridevi with her two beautiful daughters and her husband producer Boney Kapoor, seen at an awards function recently.

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Sridevi is expected to make a comeback to Bollywood movies very soon in a Yash Raj Films production.

RAZZIE 'winners'

While the best movies of the year were getting prestigious awards this weekend at the Oscars, the worst were racking up Razzies



The 31st annual Golden Raspberry Awards went down, as tradition has it, the night before the Oscars… with The Last Airbender and Sex & The City 2 receiving the most “wins”…



  • ‘Worst Picture’: The Last Airbender.

  • ‘Worst Actor’: Ashton Kutcher for Killers and Valentine’s Day.

  • ‘Worst Actress’: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon for Sex & The City 2.

  • ‘Worst Supporting Actor’: Jackson Rathbone for The Last Airbender and Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

  • ‘Worst Supporting Actress’: Jessica Alba for The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete and Valentine’s Day.

  • ‘Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3-D’: The Last Airbender.

  • ‘Worst Screen Couple/Screen Ensemble’: The entire cast of Sex & The City 2.

  • ‘Worst Screenplay’: The Last Airbender.

  • ‘Worst Director’: M. Night Shyamalan for The Last Airbender.

  • ‘Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel’: Sex & The City 2.

Skimming through the list of “winners” (a.k.a. losers) of the Razzies reminds me of skimming through the list of movies available on Netflix.

Oscars 2011

The 83rd annual Academy Awards went down last night with hosts Anne Hathaway and James Franco.





Winners:



The King's Speech, 4: ‘Best Picture’, ‘Writing (Original Screenplay)’, ‘Directing’, and ‘Actor In A Leading Role’ (to Colin Firth)



Inception, 4: ‘Cinematography’, ‘Sound Editing’, ‘Sound Mixing’, and ‘Visual Effects’.



The Social Network, 3: ‘Music (Original Score)’, ‘Film Editing’, and ‘Writing (Adapted Screenplay)’.



Toy Story 3, Alice In Wonderland, and The Fighter all took home 2 Oscars each (including Melissa “F-bomb” Leo and Christian Bale for both ‘Supporting Role’ awards). While Natalie Portman earned Black Swan one for ‘Actress In A Leading Role’.







Highlights:

  • Anne Hathaway and James Franco's opening skit.  "You just got Inceptioned!"

  • More than half of Anne's outfits.

  • Kirk Douglas eating up half of the show to present one award... He's pretty fly for an old guy.

  • Melissa Leo dropping the FUCK word and me being able to hear it loud and clear thanks to the lack of delay on the channel I was on.

  • Justin Timberlake on stage joking, "I'm Bansky!", the anonymous graffiti artist nominated in the 'Documentary' category, but lost.

  • Russell Brand translating Helen Mirren.

  • Auto-tuning the movies.  You know it's the future.

  • Christian Bale and his bushy beard seemingly forgetting his wife's name.

  • Sandra Bullock calling Jeff Bridges an award hoarder.  Seriously, she saved the day.

Lowlights:

  • Josh Brolin and Javier Bardem in matching white tuxes and not even explaining why... WHY?

  • Reese Witherspoon's hair clip... So grade 8.

  • Cate Blanchett's lavandar bubble dress with green barf stains.

  • Jude Law and his hairline Ricky Gervais'ing Robert Downey Jr.

  • Gwyneth Paltrow's "performance" with her white microphone.  And if you never did that again, that would be great.

  • Corey Haim not making the 'In Memoriam' segment.  What the fuhhh?

  • Tom Hooper's side screen shot while accepting his Director award.  That is just MEAN.

  • Anne Hathaway turning into a "woo" girl.  "WOOOOO!!!"  One "woo" too many, girl.

  • Everything about James Franco past the opening skit.

Actress at Oscar Red Carpet 2011



Here are photos of gorgeous women who stood out on the Oscar red carpet 2011





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And the Oscar goes to



The complete list of Oscar winners 2011 for you below.
"The King's Speech" continued its winning momentum going into the 83rd annual Academy Awards, taking home the big prize of best picture, while its star Colin Firth received the Oscar for best actor; "Black Swan" star Natalie Portman received the award for best actress. Best Picture: The King’s Speech – Winner


Directing: Tom Hopper – The King’s Speech – Winner
Actor in a Leading Role: Colin Firth – The King’s Speech – Winner
Actor in a Supporting Role: Christian Bale – The Fighter – Winner
Actress in a Leading Role: Natalie Portman – Black Swan – Winner
Actress in a Supporting Role: Melissa Leo – The Fighter – Winner
Animated Feature Film: Toy Story 3 – Winner
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: David Seidler - The King's Speech
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: Aaron Sorkin - The Social Network
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: In a Better World (Denmark)
CINEMATOGRAPHY: Wally Pfister – Inception
DOCUMENTARY FEATURE: Inside Job - Charles Ferguson
DOCUMENTARY SHORT: Strangers No More - Karen Goodman & Kirk Simon
ANIMATED SHORT: The Lost Thing - Andrew Ruhemann & Shaun Tan
VISUAL EFFECTS: Inception
ART DIRECTION: Alice in Wonderland
COSTUME DESIGN: Alice in Wonderland
MAKEUP: The Wolfman
FILM EDITING: The Social Network
SOUND MIXING: Inception
SOUND EDITING: Inception
ORIGINAL SCORE: Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - The Social Network
ORIGINAL SONG: "We Belong Together" from Toy Story 3 by Randy Newman
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD: Francis Ford Coppola

Mink hot photos & wiki

Mink Singh Mink Singh n Oops Small Time fame acting on their new heat. She paints in the ICC World Cup logo on the bare back and shot into the limelight out of nowhere. India is a cricket crazy nation and actresses, celebrities are not different from each other.