Saturday, April 30, 2011
Cart-wheeling verger Ben Sheward rebuked by stodgy clerics after becoming wedding web sensation
Shame on the Abbey clerics for scolding the cart-wheeling verger. There’s nothing wrong with showing joy in God’s house.
I’m sure Jesus didn’t mind one bit! To be able to do cartwheels at his age, Ben derserves a medal.
Daily Mail reports the Westminster Abbey verger who became an internet sensation after cart-wheeling down the nave following the Royal Wedding has been rebuked by senior staff.
Sources at the Abbey said the man was feeling ‘fairly chastened’ after his impromptu display of acrobatics was caught on film.
Although he is unlikely to face any formal disciplinary action, Abbey staff have warned him not to speak publicly about the incident.
While the Abbey has refused to identify him, sources have disclosed he is Ben Sheward, who lives in South London.
The sources said Mr Sheward is believed to have worked at the Abbey for ten years, and he has previously been pictured welcoming new choirboys by sharing sweets with them.
According to some sources, he has studied music in New Zealand and is an expert on the composer Edward Elgar.
Mr Sheward waited until some 1,900 guests had left the Abbey before seizing his chance to cartwheel down the red carpet that William and Kate had just walked along for the first time as a married couple.
In the clip, the black-cassocked verger is shown strolling down the carpet.
As a number of apparent stragglers from the wedding service look on, he embarks on one cart-wheel, smiles, and then squeezes in at least one other before disappearing out of shot.
ITV cameras caught his antics, which were beamed to millions of viewers around the world, ensuring the unsuspecting verger became an international celebrity.
The clip had already attracted 100,000 internet hits yesterday, and comments on various websites had come from as far afield as the United States and Australia. One said: ‘I think this self-publicist should be sacked!’ Most, however, praised him.
A Westminster Abbey spokesman said: ‘The verger, like all of us, was very pleased the service had gone according to plan, and was expressing his exuberance.’ He emphasised that the incident occurred some time after the wedding had finished.
But Abbey officials were keen to prevent the story spreading further yesterday with one saying: ‘We are just trying to keep a lid on this one. The verger has been spoken to a number of times and has been advised how to handle the situation.’
The official denied, however, that the man was in hiding, saying the Abbey had not resorted to such extreme measures.
Yesterday there was no sign of Mr Sheward amid the thousands of visitors to Westminster Abbey.
One verger, who was greeting the crowds, said: ‘We all found it jolly good fun when we heard but I don’t think he anticipated all the publicity.
‘I believe he thought the cameras would have been turned off by that point. Now some visitors are expecting all vergers to be doing cart-wheels.’
Another Abbey worker added: ‘It was lovely, just lovely. It reflected the joy we were all feeling at that point. But he really isn’t looking to become a media star – he isn’t that kind of guy.’
All of the carpets, furniture, fixtures and fittings which had been brought in for the wedding had been cleared away by Friday night.
The only evidence of the nuptials yesterday – besides the larger-than-usual number of visitors – were the 20ft potted trees lining the aisle.
A verger is usually a layman who assists in the ordering of religious services, particularly in Church of England churches or cathedrals.
A verger’s main role is to lead processions during services, and they often play a prominent part behind the scenes, helping to plan the logistical details of a service and discreetly shepherding the clergy through it. But they have a variety of other functions, from acting as odd-job men to guiding tourists around the buildings.
The office’s title comes from the ceremonial rod which a verger carries, a virge, from the Latin virga, meaning branch, staff or rod.
Tallulah busted for drinky drinks
BUZZKILL.
Demi Moore had to pick up her 17-year-old daughter Tallulah Belle Willis from the grip of police last night after she and two other girls were caught in a car with a couple bottles of a-a-a-a a-alcohol. I'm not even singing that Jamie Foxx song, cause that was so 2-years-ago...
Tallulah had to have been desperately praying for stepdaddy Ashton Kutcher to suddenly jump out of a bush in a Von Dutch hat and yell "Punk'd!!!"-- but when she realized it wasn't 2003 (because that would make her 9), she knew this shit was real.
TMZ reports the three minors were cited for underage alcohol possession and, of course, they weren't allowed to leave until an adult claimed their soon-to-be grounded asses.
Pfft... That's nothing. When my friends and I were busted as teenagers, we got our booze poured out in front of us. TORTURE.
Tallules (can I call you Tallules?) supposedly phoned daddy Bruce Willis first but he ignored the call as he was too busy trying to make himself saying "Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker!" his ringtone. That's when Demi tore herself away from Twitter and went, "FINE. I'll get her! BRB."
I seriously doubt she's in any trouble with her parents though. They let her go to Coachella dressed like that, smoke ciggies, and clearly-- get at least one tattoo...
Unrelated observation: I know strapless bikini tops are good for avoiding unwanted tan lines, but it's not a good look. Never will be.
Demi Moore had to pick up her 17-year-old daughter Tallulah Belle Willis from the grip of police last night after she and two other girls were caught in a car with a couple bottles of a-a-a-a a-alcohol. I'm not even singing that Jamie Foxx song, cause that was so 2-years-ago...
[The former little one. The babys are always the worst!]
Tallulah had to have been desperately praying for stepdaddy Ashton Kutcher to suddenly jump out of a bush in a Von Dutch hat and yell "Punk'd!!!"-- but when she realized it wasn't 2003 (because that would make her 9), she knew this shit was real.
TMZ reports the three minors were cited for underage alcohol possession and, of course, they weren't allowed to leave until an adult claimed their soon-to-be grounded asses.
Pfft... That's nothing. When my friends and I were busted as teenagers, we got our booze poured out in front of us. TORTURE.
Tallules (can I call you Tallules?) supposedly phoned daddy Bruce Willis first but he ignored the call as he was too busy trying to make himself saying "Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker!" his ringtone. That's when Demi tore herself away from Twitter and went, "FINE. I'll get her! BRB."
I seriously doubt she's in any trouble with her parents though. They let her go to Coachella dressed like that, smoke ciggies, and clearly-- get at least one tattoo...
[mid-April via RadarOnline]
Unrelated observation: I know strapless bikini tops are good for avoiding unwanted tan lines, but it's not a good look. Never will be.
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Cart Wheelminster Abbey
After the wedding of William and Kate (I will not call them Duke and Dutchess, that's a title for old, hag-looking people), some guy who works for Westminster Abbey was BUSTED doing cartwheels down the aisle. SINNER!
The man has been identified as Ben Sheward, a verger for 10 years, according to the Daily Mail UK, and wasn't looking to gain any publicity. I guess he thought the cameras were turned off by that point but sneaky little ITV kept theirs rolling which was still streaming live to millions. Shortly after, this clip appeared on YouTube and now the amateur gymnast is a twirly whirly internet star.
One spokesperson for Westminster Abbey sees the light-heartedness in all of this commenting, "The verger, like all of us, was very pleased the service had gone according to plan, and was expressing his exuberance."
But some other stuffy asshole was all: "We are just trying to keep a lid on this one. The verger has been spoken to a number of times and has been advised how to handle the situation."
Honestly, you act like the "situation" is that he straight popped a shit on the red carpet.
Rumor has it, Sheward is said to be feeling guilty as fuck over his display of pure talent and Abbey staff have warned him not to speak publicly about it... The extreme version of the story-- He's in HIDING. Nooo, don't lock your mad skillz away from the world!!
Is he actually being scolded for a couple of cartwheels though? What-- God doesn't like cartwheels? Should he go to confession, beg for forgiveness, do two Hail Marys (one for each cartwheel) and then maybe he won't go to Hell? He should be praised for his sick moves, not punished. However, it's been said that he's unlikely to face any official disciplinary action. PHEW! So you can put that belt away, Queen Elizabeth.
WHATEVER, this guy will be yesterday's news as soon as video of royal stepmother Camilla Parker Bowles doing The Worm at the wedding reception is leaked online.
You're totally going to look up the word 'verger' now aren't you?
The man has been identified as Ben Sheward, a verger for 10 years, according to the Daily Mail UK, and wasn't looking to gain any publicity. I guess he thought the cameras were turned off by that point but sneaky little ITV kept theirs rolling which was still streaming live to millions. Shortly after, this clip appeared on YouTube and now the amateur gymnast is a twirly whirly internet star.
One spokesperson for Westminster Abbey sees the light-heartedness in all of this commenting, "The verger, like all of us, was very pleased the service had gone according to plan, and was expressing his exuberance."
But some other stuffy asshole was all: "We are just trying to keep a lid on this one. The verger has been spoken to a number of times and has been advised how to handle the situation."
Honestly, you act like the "situation" is that he straight popped a shit on the red carpet.
Rumor has it, Sheward is said to be feeling guilty as fuck over his display of pure talent and Abbey staff have warned him not to speak publicly about it... The extreme version of the story-- He's in HIDING. Nooo, don't lock your mad skillz away from the world!!
Is he actually being scolded for a couple of cartwheels though? What-- God doesn't like cartwheels? Should he go to confession, beg for forgiveness, do two Hail Marys (one for each cartwheel) and then maybe he won't go to Hell? He should be praised for his sick moves, not punished. However, it's been said that he's unlikely to face any official disciplinary action. PHEW! So you can put that belt away, Queen Elizabeth.
WHATEVER, this guy will be yesterday's news as soon as video of royal stepmother Camilla Parker Bowles doing The Worm at the wedding reception is leaked online.
You're totally going to look up the word 'verger' now aren't you?
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Tempers flare and shoes are thrown at Pastor Terry Jones' Dearborn rally
Terry Jones may be out there, but not everything he has to say is off base. I have a problem with Muslims who refuse to assimilate to American culture no differently than if it were any other group.
But, Islam is the chic religion of the Left. As far as I’m concerned Islam is not a religion of peace at all. They put a much higher value on death and martyrdom which is why they have no problem strapping bombs to babies.
That’s pretty sick if you ask me!
Detroit Free Press reports amid a heavy police presence, Pastor Terry Jones delivered a rambling speech Friday from the steps of Dearborn City Hall that lashed out at Islam and President Barack Obama, but much of his words were drowned out by the voices of a swarm of protesters across the street who called him a bigot.
Jones repeatedly provoked the crowd and insulted them. At one point, he ignored police requests by ambling down to the front of police barricades while taunting his opponents.
Angered, some of those protesters stormed past their police barricades and marched across Michigan Avenue as they hurled bottles and shoes at Jones' supporters across from them. One woman spit in Jones' direction.
The young crowd then pushed down a security fence that separated them from Jones' supporters and surged forward, their faces tight with anger. For a moment, it appeared a major clash was about to break out.
But Arab-American leaders and police pushed back the angry group as dozens of police officers in full riot gear marched out in single file to separate the two sides. At least two were arrested. Dearborn Mayor John O'Reilly Jr. said afterward that Jones was responsible for creating the disturbance by ignoring city requests not to approach the barricade.
"He refused to comply," O'Reilly said. "He was asked, 'Please don't come to the barricade.' He just ignored us. ... His goal was to start trouble. ... That shows his character."
More details here
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Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood Now Plans Big Political Role
This is not a good development! But, it wasn’t like people Sean Hannity didn’t see this coming. Look for Egyptian women to be treated like 2nd class citizens, but worse than that, Israel’s security is in grave danger.
This was never a Democratic uprising, but rather an Islamofacist takeover pure and simple.
The Blaze reports the once outlawed Muslim Brotherhood says it will contest half of the seats in Egypt’s parliamentary elections in September, revealing plans to become a major force in the country’s post-revolution politics.
The elections will be the first since the ouster of President Hosni Mubarak by a popular uprising in February.
The Brotherhood remained Egypt‘s best organized opposition group despite a campaign by Mubarak’s regime to suppress it. It successfully fielded candidates in previous parliamentary elections as independents.
At a news conference Saturday, the Brotherhood named the leaders of its new Freedom and Justice party.
The party will test to what extent the Brotherhood is willing to moderate its rigid religious discourse to try to win broader political support.
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Missile kills Khadafy's youngest son, madman unharmed
Gadhafi forces are still winning the war in Libya. Of course the MSM won’t report that for obvious reasons.
Naked man in China shins down drainpipe as police raid brothel
They have a death penalty in China for messing with prostitutes. So, this guy did what he thought had to do to avoid capture with his pants and everything else down.
Do you feel a draft?
Daily Mail reports one moment he thought he was just an anonymous punter in a backstreet brothel.
The next he's in the nude hanging off a drainpipe after police burst into the brothel he was using in eastern China.
As the doors were smashed down the customer, leaving his clothes behind, ran on to the roof of the rundown apartment bloc in Changchun, Jilin province.
He then shinned down what appears to be a huge drainpipe and then ran off into the backstreets.
But he was not alone in making his escape. Moments after he appeared on the roof, two women - one just wrapped in a towel - could be seen running across the roof.
In the centre of the image another forlorn customer can be seen hiding behind a packing crate.
China has severe anti-prostitution laws and punishments including the death penalty for anyone guilty of human trafficking.
Sleeping Beauty poster
The film ‘Sleeping Beauty’ is both written and directed by debutant Australian filmmaker Julia Leigh. Emily Browning is playing the lead role in this flick. Legendary Oscar winning director Jane Campion is presenting this flick. The film is going to premiere in Cannes Film Festival 2011.
Sleeping Beauty is a haunting erotic fairytale about Lucy (Emily Browning), a University student drawn into a mysterious hidden world of beauty and desire with prostitution, where her specialty is the 'Sleeping Beauty chamber.
Rick Perry, Texas governor, rips Obama's trip to tornado-devastated Alabama: What about our fires?
I got a better point,Gov Perry!
Almost a year ago, Obama and the mainstream media virtually ignored the devastating flooding in Tennessee. He never visited there either.
I wonder if it’s because he lost Tennessee by double digits? Rush Limbaugh sure thought so.
New York Daily News reports as President Obama meets with Alabama families affected by deadly tornados that swept through the South earlier this week, Texas Gov. Rick Perry is asking: What about us?
The Republican, long a critic of the president, once again ripped the Obama administration Thursday. This time, he bashed Obama for not responding to an April 16 request for a declaration of emergency in the Lone Star State, where wildfires have destroyed nearly 2 million acres.
"You have to ask, 'Why are you taking care of Alabama and other states?'" said Perry.
Texas officials asked the White House to make the declaration, which would have allocated federal funds to help the state deal with the crisis.
"I know our letter didn't get lost in the mail," Perry added.
More details here
Obama is running for re-election. And even though he lost Alabama by nearly 20 points to John McCain, there’s still a significant numbers of African Americans in Alabama that heeds desperately needs to hold the White House.
This the visit. It’s as simple as that.
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Katrina Kaif hot n sexy - Vogue India May 2011
Black Chamber of Commerce Head Harry Alford: Obama is ‘Fanatical’ & ‘Marxist’ — I Only Voted for Him ‘Because He’s Black’
The Obama White House is starting a fake Black Chamber of Commerce to fool the public. Well, it’s gonna work with some Black folks, lets be real here.
However, it must be noted that Obama visited Al Sharpton in New York a few weeks ago. That’s a big change because two years ago when running for president Obama didn’t wanna be seen with Sharpton in public. So something is up with the Black vote.
The Blaze reports that Harry Alford is the president and CEO of the National Black Chamber of Commerce. And boy is he entertaining. He’s also not a fan of many of the business positions Democrats have taken.
You might remember him for his fiery exchange with call-me-Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA) in 2009, when he accused the senator of infusing race into a congressional hearing:
Today he joined Laura Ingraham on her radio show to talk about Obama’s business policies. He started with this:
“Obama wanted the National Black Chamber to dance to his music and have blind allegiance to his crazy programs and agenda, which are totally anti-business. We are a pro-business organization. So we have to stand on the side of business, and the benefit of our members, which are black entrepreneurs.”
Eventually he got to calling Obama and the administration “Marxist” and “fanatical.”
“They might as well put on the brown shirts and swastikas,” he said.
But that’s not all. Alford also admitted he only voted for Obama “because he’s [Obama] black,” a move he now regrets.
“That is a lesson I will take to my grave,” he said solemnly, later saying Obama is “wrecking” the country and is “dangerous.”
You can listen to the entire, extremely opinionated interview below:
GOP in Crisis: Testosterone deficiency leaves America on suicidal path
The problems of this country, massive deficient, insane spending, and morale decline will not be addressed by the Democrat Party because they’re policies are the root causes for the mess that we’re in.
The only group that can right this course is the GOP!
However, what the GOP doesn’t realize is that they have a serious lack men who aren’t afraid to fight. Too many of the guys on our side are timid and soft.
They think they can operate in the PC environment that Liberals have cleverly set up, and win. That’s why so many GOPers have already neutered themselves before the battle ever begins. They’re too cowardly to break out and throw caution to the wind and say what needs to be said.
What Donald Trump has done is expose and indict the Achilles' heel that’s infecting the party—lack of courage.
It’s a sad state of affairs and unless these guys in the GOP or any GOPer running for office puts their balls back on, the country is doomed forever.
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Friday, April 29, 2011
Royal Wedding
The day finally arrived today where Prince William and Kate Middleton were married in front of, rumor has it, 2 billion viewers. And nothing really went wrong except for this unfortunate looking photo (via TMZ):
Cover your eyes child, not your ears!
Other than that little "things aren't what they seem" moment, this historic event was what Disney makes princess movies about... If Disney movies were 5 hours long. Don't judge me, I watched and loved every minute!-- Well except for Katie Couric's annoying as hell commentary on CBS and all those hymns and prayers. Sorry I can't.
Aside from the LURVE, the fashion was the best part hands down! I'm pretty sure the invitation read, "all women MUST wear a hat by order of the Queen" and they were all fucking glorious. Even cousin to the groom, Princess Beatrice's.
Seriously, does she have the same hat-maker as Lady Gaga?
Moving along...
Willie looked so handsome in his red uniform, but it was really sad when he had to take his hat off and reveal his thinning hair situation... But thankfully Prince Harry was there to step in as the hot prince.
Kate's sister Pippa had the most gorgeous bridesmaid dress I've ever seen... but it was obviously the BRIDE who was the most stunning of all.
I didn't even think I liked wedding dresses with long sleeves, but she looks amazing.
However, I now know I don't like yellow dresses. The Queen looks like a stick of buttah. And would it kill her to smile?
Please don't chop my head off...
Cover your eyes child, not your ears!
Other than that little "things aren't what they seem" moment, this historic event was what Disney makes princess movies about... If Disney movies were 5 hours long. Don't judge me, I watched and loved every minute!-- Well except for Katie Couric's annoying as hell commentary on CBS and all those hymns and prayers. Sorry I can't.
Aside from the LURVE, the fashion was the best part hands down! I'm pretty sure the invitation read, "all women MUST wear a hat by order of the Queen" and they were all fucking glorious. Even cousin to the groom, Princess Beatrice's.
Seriously, does she have the same hat-maker as Lady Gaga?
Moving along...
Willie looked so handsome in his red uniform, but it was really sad when he had to take his hat off and reveal his thinning hair situation... But thankfully Prince Harry was there to step in as the hot prince.
Kate's sister Pippa had the most gorgeous bridesmaid dress I've ever seen... but it was obviously the BRIDE who was the most stunning of all.
I didn't even think I liked wedding dresses with long sleeves, but she looks amazing.
However, I now know I don't like yellow dresses. The Queen looks like a stick of buttah. And would it kill her to smile?
Please don't chop my head off...
Video: Incredible cart wheeling verger Ben Sheward down Abbbey aisle Royal Wedding
I promised myself that I wasn’t going to blog about the Royal Wedding. I didn’t get up at 4:00 am to watch it. But, I did switch to it after the Mets were losing to the Phillies.
Yeah, it was cool to watch.
But after I saw this story, I couldn’t resist anymore, so shoot me.
Daily Mail reports the relief of getting the wedding out of the way was etched not just on the faces of the people involved but also in the actions of one of the clergymen.
Verger Ben Sheward decided that after the majority of the guests had gone he would do some acrobatics and cartwheeled down the aisle at Westminster Abbey.
The joy of the nation was summed up in his actions caught on camera as ITV continued to film what was going on inside the abbey to millions of people watching worldwide.
That was fun to see!
Good luck, Will and Kate!
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Why Trump resonates (F bomb speech) with Republicans and what GOPers should take from it
We already know that Donald Trump is a very successful businessman. We already know he’s a real leader that knows what it takes to create jobs in the “real world.” There’s nothing theoretical about the guy. He didn’t cut his teeth in the classrooms and hallways at Harvard like a certain community organizer in the White House.
He did it in the cold, no non-sense world of American and Global business where profits are the measure of how well the business is doing.
But, all that is not the reason he’s hitting home runs with voters poll after poll. Bottom line, cut to the chase, the reason why Republicans are gravitating to Trump is because he’s saying EVERTHING REPUBLICANS WANNA HEAR that the present GOP Washington-class leaders are TOO CFHICKEN SHIT to SAY.
It’s as simple as that and the sooner these feckless bastards in the GOP realize that the better ti will be for them. These GOP morons have to get it into their thick skulls that America wants bold leadership, not a bunch of “Me-too” “tits on a bull” Republicans that are too damn timid to take it to BaraCK Obama and the Democrats.
Now, I don’t know if Trump is running, he might not. But, if he does these other men in the race for the nomination better step up their game! And I’ll tell you this. I’m not worried about Michele Bachmann or Sarah Palin because they already have more balls than Mitt Romney or Pawlenty.
Trump is the only male equivalent to Bachmann and Palin. That’s the damn problem with the GOP—too many weak ass, panty wearing, wanna be loved by the media guys like John Boehenr and Eric Cantor.
These metro sexual Republican RINOS needs to get the fuck out the Party and let real men like Allen West and Mark Rubio take over!
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