Thursday, September 30, 2010
Cokehead has a new reality show
People reports the socialite is set to star in a yet-to-be-named series (Ooo! Ooo! Call it "Don't Waste Your Time"!) on Oxygen about her life and "work".
It will also co-star Paris's mother Kathy Hilton, Charlie Sheen's estranged wifey (I mean, that estranged thing usually happens after your husb attacks you with a knife) Brooke Mueller, as well as Fred Durst's ex-girlfriend (umm... can you excuse me for a moment... thanks... AHAHAHAHA!... OK I'm back) Jennifer Rovero, and some club promoter chick named Allison Melnick.
Yep, this sounds like absolute garbage. Why not invite Rachel Uchitel, Dina Lohan, and Heidi Montag to be a part of it too?? Let's get all the idiots in Hollywood contained to one place.
Mel Gibson's ex to sit down with Oprah
US Weekly reports O competed hard with 60 Minutes to land the interview with the 54-year-old calm and submissive *sarcasm* actor's ex girlfriend, with whoMMM he shares a child with.
It will be the first conversation she's had in a long time that doesn't involve her getting called a "Bitch! Cunt! Whore!" by a heavy-breathing maniac. That'll be nice for her...
Elisabeth wants no more children
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is already brooding three children with her husband Tim named Grace, 5, and sons Taylor, 2 and Isaiah, 1 and now she wants no more. Elisabeth says, “I know right now that I have a family that feels full and complete, and as much as it is in our control — because ultimately it isn’t — I know that this is where we feel comfortable enough, challenged enough and enough love in that house, so we are at this point a complete picture”.
The adult Snow White
Divorce cancelled for the Pratt couple
Fiddy just wants a blowie...
When we last left off, the rapper was talking about his sexual encounter with "a fat bitch" and now he's tweeting about his need for oral. And he's calling his fans who don't like what they're reading 'bitches', 'ugly', and 'dickheads'. HAAA...
Late last night Fiddy wrote, "Ok ok I really want a blow job damn what's wrong with that. just give me a little licky licky. Lol".
Followed by, "Look I'm a good person I don't ask for much. I deserve a little oral bobbing on my ball sack. I do everything better when I'm relaxed. Lol".
Then he started sticking up for the ladies needs saying, "If you a man and your over 25 and you don't eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol".
And when his followers started to voice their dislike for his tweets he responded, "Look b**ch nobody ask you", and "look I can't help it if you retarded b**ch lol", and "Thanks a lot di*k head I'm still rich". He also dissed his 'less attractive' fans who send him pictures of themselves (probably offering him BJs) tweeting, "Man some of these hoe's so ugly on here. ain't nobody gonna talk to them unless they on twitter. I be looking at they pics. my god lol".
Class act. What will 50 tweet next? His STD test results? How he manscapes? The width, length, texture, and color of his next bowel movement??
This is why I love JT... and JF
The history of rap:
Sooo... when are you gonna go back to music JT?
Selena Invited to the X Fact
has already been invited on X Factor.
The US star, who will play the
Hammersmith Apollo on October 20, was stunned to get the call. A source said:
"Selena adores Cheryl Cole and was screaming from the rooftops when she found
out she was going to meet her."News Source
Live From Studio 5 Interview!
AYWR Billboard Debut
Billboard has just released an official statement of the Week's top 200 Albums and AYWR has actually ended up on #4 which is so impressive and amazing. It sold a little over 66,000.
Opening at No. 4 this week is Selena Gomez & the Scene's "A Year Without Rain," starting with a little over 66,000. That barely beats out the act's previous best sales week, when its debut set "Kiss and Tell" opened at No. 9 last year with just under 66,000.News Source
Kajal Agarwal hot in white mini skirt
She made her acting debut in the 2004 Hindi film Kyun...! Ho Gaya Na, playing a minor supporting role, before becoming a leading actress in the major South Indian film industries. She rose to fame after her performance as Yuvarani Mitravinda and Indu in the 2009 Telugu blockbuster film Magadheera.
Agarwal, particularly, was praised for her portrayal of a princess, Yuvarani Mithravindha, in the film. The film was also commercially highly successful and broke several records, emerging as the highest-grossingTelugu film and as one of the biggest box office hits in India.
Following Magadheera’s phenomenal success, Agarwal became one of the most sought-after actresses in theTelugu film industry, catapulting her into the main foray of lead Telugu actresses.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Lauren Miller got engaged
Jennifer Aniston: not abreast of technology
Michael Bolton kicked off DWTS
After receiving scores of 3, 4, and 5 from the judges on Monday night for his stiffy jive, judge Bruno (the giver of the measly trois) called it the worst he had ever seen. From there, the viewer votes didn't help old Mike out much but I don't think it was JUST because he's a horrible dancer... it's also because he has a horrible personality. The guy was whiny, boring, and snotty to his professional partner Chelsie Hightower. Nobody likes that.
Bolts also proved his whinyness when he told host Brooke Burke before he got the boot, "Last night, Bruno was inappropriate and disrespectful. Other than that, it was a phenomenal experience."
Shut-uppp. The guy is obviously used to having his ego stroked. You're a shitty dancer, deal with it. At least you have an actual talent to fall back on after the show (singing)... that's more than most of those "stars" can say.
The 'Teenage Dream' kid lipsyncs Ke$ha
Watch as this over-animated little dumpling silently but brilliantly performs "Take It Off". And thankfully, no, he does NOT take it off.
How can such a little weirdo bring so much happiness?
By the beard of Zeus!
And how is your vampire sparkle supposed to come through all those facial pubes? It's even migrating down his neck...
Snooki to write a book
People reports the MTV star's new book will be called "A Shore Thing" to be released in January. It will be a fictionalized story of her own life about finding love on the boardwalk... With a gorilla juice-head of course. Fictionalized because unfortunately, we all know Snooki has yet to find true lurve.
The 22-year-old says in a statement, "I'm pumped to announce to my fans a project that I've been working on for some time. This book will have you falling in love at the shore... If you're at a grade 4 reading level." OK I added that last part...
"I just go backwards!"
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I can already picture what she's going to be like as a driver...
Shakira to enact goddess Kaali
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Hot Shriya Saran at South Scope Cine Awards 2010
Lindsay in rehab part 5
I wish there were rehab mugshots too...
We've got a screamer
P.S. aren't tattoo artists NOT supposed to work on drunky drunks?
Ugh, gawd. I would hate to see her get waxed. Or worse... give birth.
TLC polygamist family under investigation
The Brown family of the new TLC reality series Sister Wives are under investigation for felony bigamy. Well DUHHH of course they are! You are making your life of plural marriage, a crime, public every week. So...
According to People, bigamy is a third-degree felony in Utah but it is rarely investigated. However, publicity over the Brown's show prompted this latest investigation. Yes, cuz they stupid.
In a statement to PopEater, the family says, "We are disappointed in the announcement of an investigation, but when we decided to do this show, we knew there would be risks. But for the sake of our family, and most importantly, our kids, we felt it was a risk worth taking."
Oh yeah, going to jail and leaving your 13 children parentless is ALWAYS a risk worth taking...
Yep, the new Bachelor is Brad Womack again
Last week it was rumored Brad Womack would be returning as The Bachelor, and now it has been confirmed true.
Fuck that's a lot of pressure. He certainly can't NOT pick anyone again. I bet ABC has already made him sign a contract promising he won't make a mockery of their twisted dating program twice. But even after (if) he picks someone, he's going to have to effing marry her and never get divorced for people to finally lay off the guy. And with that show's success rate... Good luck with that!
And now that they're reusing old Bachelors, please tell me that the now-single, emotional, turtleneck-wearing, pretentious Jake Pavelka will NEVER get a second chance.
Australia's Next Top Model... not
Watch as the host of Australia's Next Top Model announces the wrong name as the winner of the competition live on television... followed by letting the poor girl believe she won for about a minute while she thanks everybody before the host goes "whoopsie!"
The Huffington Post reports because of the mix-up, Kelsey will be sent to New York City and receive a $25,000 "please don't sue us for humiliation" prize.
Interview!!
The interview is a Must read and I had so much fun reading it!
AHN: So your album just came out and you’ve been on every talk show and radio show. What is a Selena Gomez album release week like?
Selena Gomez: It’s definitely a whirlwind. We come to New York and we get to do all the shows, and we do performances and acoustic sets, and basically talk about my album repeatedly over and over again (laughing). Then we go to the UK next week and do it all again.AHN: Let’s talk about your Good Morning America performance recently where you messed up and sang the same verse twice.
SG: Oh my gosh, you saw that? (Laughing) If you see my face, I was like “I think I’m singing the same verse again.” Then I was like “Alright, I’ll just go with it,” so I just
continued to do it.AHN: Well you know that’s what comes with singing live which is great that you do.
SG: Yeah, I know. I think it’s awesome. I love when those moments happen because then I get to laugh at myself.
Read the Whole Interview
Blue Peter Performance
Selena on Day Break
As most of you know, Selena was on Day Break earlier today! They did an interview with her and then she performed "Round and Round" and sounded completely perfect! You can watch the interview below and Click on "Watch the performance" to be direct to a page where you can watch it!
Selena on Day Break!
As most of you know, Selena was on Day Break earlier today! They did an interview with her and then she performed "Round and Round" and sounded completely perfect! You can watch the interview below and Click on "Watch the performance" to be direct to a page where you can watch it!
Moms And The City Interview
Monday, September 27, 2010
Segway owner dies in a freak segway accident
Jimi Heselden, a 62-year-old multi-millionaire who took over a Segway company less than one-year-ago, has died... on his segway. Bad investment.
The Daily Mail reports Jimi was riding one of the machines around his River Wharfe, England, property when he drove off a cliff. Police are not calling his death suspicious, but at this time do not know if it was a malfunction with the Segway or a driver error.
What a crazy way to die! Those things are just effing dangerous. And they look ridiculous too. Honestly, they are NOT cool.
And if the death part didn't turn you off to Segways, maybe this will help:
Titanic old lady dies
The little old lady rebel who tossed the "heart of the ocean" diamond off the back of a boat into the ocean in the 1997 movie Titanic has passed away.
The Washington Post reports 100-year-old Gloria Stuart died in her Los Angeles home Sunday. At the age 87, after a loooong break from acting, she took on the role of a fictional 101-year-old Titantic survivor, Rose. The younger version was played by Kate Winslet. That year, Ms. Stuart became the oldest person to be nominated for an Oscar.
Rest in peace you precious thing.
Hey, I wonder if when Gloria died she saw Leonardo DiCaprio at the top of a stairway too...
Christina is getting fat
Helen and her secret of tummy
Stephen acting in Sherlock Holmes 2
Gael Garcia father the second time
Kristie turning into comedy star
Katy Perry and her cheeky dress
Lady Gaga’s: grandfather dies
Sex of baby unknown to mother Melissa
Digging for gold
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It's called kleenex.
George Lopez divorcing
George Lopez is divorcing the woman who donated her freakin' KIDNEY to him.
People reports the talk-show host and his wife Ann are splitting up after 17 years, one child, and one kidney together. But of course their rep says it's mutual and amicable...
Back in 2005, after George's wife saved his LIFE, he famously said, "I can't pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married." Good job on that.
So you know how some people give their wedding ring back after the divorce?? Well... ummm... George should probably give his kidney back. It's only the right thing to do.
Lindsay busts out of jail
Less than 14 hours after she checked into jail on Friday, the actress's lawyer won an appeal and LiLo got to post $300,000 bail. But she's not completely free... she once again has to wear that pesky bracelet that rats on her anytime she takes a drink of the good stuff, AND she's not allowed to hang out in establishments where alcohol is sold either.
Plus People is reporting Lindsay is planning to enter back into rehab for the... fifth time?? Is there some sort of frequent flyer program for rehab? She should look into that. But before that, she put on her "I'm a good girl" act and volunteered at a homeless shelter on Sunday. Yeah, we ALL know what you're doing genius. The judge isn't gonna fall for it FYI...
Oh and ALSO over the weekend, News Of The World published pictures from 2007 of Linds with a syringe believed to be filled with heroin. Oh gawdd. But even worse, there's also a picture of her full-frontal hugging Paris Hilton. EWWW.
Disappointed Grandad
(Great photography by Paul Mobley)