Instead of choosing from the pool of rejected Bachelorette contestants, rumor has it this time, they're choosing from the pool of former BACHELORS. As in, a guy who already HAS BEEN the Bachelor.
US Weekly and several other media outlets are reporting Brad Womack will be returning as The Bachelor next season. For real? Ugh... Brad made headlines in 2007 for being the first (and so far only) Bachelor to choose no one on the show. He received a lot of backlash for his decision, but it was GOLD for the franchise. In the aftermath, one of Brad's final two, fan favorite DeAnna Pappas, was chosen as the next Bachelorette with the perfect sob story for ratings...
From there, DeAnna's runner-up, single dad Jason Mesnick, was chosen as The Bachelor. Followed by Jason's third-place pick, Jillian Harris as the Bachelorette. Then one of Jillian's rejected contestants, cry baby pilot Jake Pavelka, became the most recent Bachelor. And after that, Ali Fedotowsky, who backed out during the final four in Jake's season, was chosen as the most recent Bachelorette.
So everyone just assumed Chris Lambton, Ali's runner-up, would become the next Bachelor but word has it, he's not interested. Apparently he has NOOOO problem getting girls now ha ha ha. Oh yeah, and he's afraid for his life because crazy broads are stalking him.
That means now, ABC is in a bind because really, they picked so many fucking duds and creeps last season, that the rest of them aren't worthy to carry the title of Bachelor! But instead of finding someone new and fresh, they're going back to the guy who started this latest chain of recycling... Brad Womack. Yawn. The dude was never anything special...
Well, if it has to be... I hope this time instead of picking NO ONE, he picks EVERYONE! And then ABC can give TLC a run for their money in polygamist reality programming.
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