Snooki to write a book

Snooki can barely string a sentence together on Jersey Shore (usually because she's drunk), but somehow she's going to write a book.

People reports the MTV star's new book will be called "A Shore Thing" to be released in January.  It will be a fictionalized story of her own life about finding love on the boardwalk...  With a gorilla juice-head of course.  Fictionalized because unfortunately, we all know Snooki has yet to find true lurve.



The 22-year-old says in a statement, "I'm pumped to announce to my fans a project that I've been working on for some time. This book will have you falling in love at the shore... If you're at a grade 4 reading level."  OK I added that last part...