26-year-old Irma Nici (couldn't come up with a better hooker name?) says she's a high-class call girl who slept with the soccer star 5 times in 2007. Although David supposedly made her 50 G's richer, Irma still only rates his sexy skills at 7.5 out of 10. Bitch. Prostie says he was gentle, kind and knew what he was doing but wasn't too kinky. She also adds she once made his peen inflamed with some scented lotion. Right, it was the lotion...
And just to get a digg in at David's wife, Victoria, Irma claims he told her he preferred Posh's body pre-boob job. That's such an easy thing to say.
See, this is how I know she's a fucking liar. If you're a pro hooker, you have a prostie-client confidentiality agreement. OK? And if you're actually making $10,000-a-night to bang strangers, selling your story to a tabloid is only going to hurt your business. Schtupid whore.
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