Thursday, September 30, 2010

Cokehead has a new reality show

Paris Hilton is coming out with a new reality show that will focus on the "serious" side of her life... like getting off cocaine charges.



People reports the socialite is set to star in a yet-to-be-named series (Ooo! Ooo! Call it "Don't Waste Your Time"!) on Oxygen about her life and "work".





It will also co-star Paris's mother Kathy Hilton, Charlie Sheen's estranged wifey (I mean, that estranged thing usually happens after your husb attacks you with a knife) Brooke Mueller, as well as Fred Durst's ex-girlfriend (umm... can you excuse me for a moment... thanks... AHAHAHAHA!... OK I'm back) Jennifer Rovero, and some club promoter chick named Allison Melnick.



Yep, this sounds like absolute garbage.  Why not invite Rachel Uchitel, Dina Lohan, and Heidi Montag to be a part of it too??  Let's get all the idiots in Hollywood contained to one place.

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