Once upon a time, there lived a teenager named Jennifer Mee who became famous for having the hiccups that wouldn't end. Day and night, 50 times a minute, Jennifer's body would betray her and an involuntary spasm would be released from her throat accompanied by a peculiar sound... It was more than just annoying, it was painful too. Her hickidees even landed her on the Today Show for an interview and she became known worldwide as "The Hiccup Girl". Finally, 5 weeks later, the hiccups suddenly fucked off, and she was free to live a normal life once again.
Fast forward three years later, and Jennifer is featured on another story on the Today Show... for killing a guy. Hic... cup?
Oh, this murder thing will pass and soon Jennifer will look back on it as just another HICCUP in life. Actually-- wait, no... That was just the hiccups part of her life. She's fucked now!
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