Monday, October 18, 2010

J-Biebz investigated for assault

16-year-old Justin Bieber was investigated for assaulting a younger kid during a round of laser tag in Richmond, BC, over the weekend.





According to TMZ, shit went down when a 12-year-old boy targeted the pop star during the game, cornered him, and refused to stop "shooting" him.  When the Biebz said, "OK that's enough lil guy..." the a-hole kid was all, "What are you gonna do about it faggot?"  EW.  I hate that word and people who use it...



When JB was like, "Excuse me??"  The 12-year-old tool repeated, "You're a faggot."  (I'm willing to bet my life savings that the kid who's throwing around the 'F' word so freely had a Bieber haircut though...)



Zack Taylor, who broke the story, first reported that while Justin was trying to get away he accidentally hit the bully kid.  It turns out it was more like he brushed his hand...  WHAT AN ANIMAL.  When the boy's father got his dumbass son's version of the story, he called the police claiming the famous singer attacked his stupid kid.  Witnesses repeatedly overheard the father boasting that he's a lawyer.  Oh goooood for youuuu.



Investigators have determined that J-Biebz was not the instigator or at fault, oh and also... this was a big, fat waste of their time.



The most shocking part of this story is Justin Beiber's Planet Lazer receipt Zack Taylor somehow managed to get a copy of.





Playing laser tag is 55 fucking dollars??

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