John Mayer may be hittin' Kim Kardashian

Ew.  Kim Kardashian, you can do so much better.

Rumor has it, via Page Six, that John Mayer and the E! reality star are seeing each other.  Apparently they went out on a group date to see if they would hit it off, but what-- they were too scared to be alone with each other?  Aren't these two in their 30's??



Here's why I'm not 100% convinced this is true:

1. John is white.


2. John is not an athlete.


3. John is not even ripped like an athlete... Exhibit A.

Yeah, they were probably just hanging out as friends... but THAT wouldn't be a story now would it??