The Situation's book cover

The perfect Christmas present for the single gorilla in your life is Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's book... and Christmas has come early this year because the cover has just been revealed (via People)!

Of course, the abs are in full view, but if you look closely, so is a little nip and a little underoo.  I'm kind of disappointed that there are no sparkles on his "ttttt-shirttttt!" though... To be released November 2.



Yes that reads:

"A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, avoiding Grenades (because he's so good at that), and Getting in your GTL on the Jersey Shore."

Hard hitting issues here, people.